AN ALBATROSS LYRICS

1. I Am The Lazer Viking

Baby, this rock and roll,
Baby, will save your soul.
I AM THE LAZER VIKING.

2. Let's Get On With It!

Let’s get on with it, Let’s get it on!
I said, the spectacle
You’re a witness of,
Is a call
For free love!
Reclaim the sheets!
Out of the bedrooms and into the streets!

3. Electric Suits And Cowboy Boots

Pretty, baby let it go now,
It’s a tingling sensation down below, now.
The butterflies in our guts makes it alright
(Give Them) Cocktails and flowers, baby alright!
Baby, let it go now
Try to let it go, baby
My suit’s on fire yeah,
Electric suits!
Cowboy boots, yeah!
Baby, turn it out now
Baby, turn it the fuck off now.

4. The Revolutionary Politics Of Dance

Y’got the sweatpants and sexy striped kneesocks,
Our horned helmets, struttin’ the bad boogaloo.
Yes, it’s Lazer Empowerment, children!
Thrust yr hips, invest some sweat into it.
Stomp those feet,
Clap those hands,
In the street
IT’S THE REVOLUTIONARY POLITICS OF DANCE.

5. The Triumph Of The Lazer Viking

It’s an exercise,
So euthanize!
For shapely hips and thighs.
Cut the butt,
In a fuckin’ rut
Quell them then,
Hush those saddened sighs!
You win the prize,
Viking glowing eyes.
Yeah, it’s a problem and we all gotta deal with it
So get out marching along!
I’m the Vikingchild, my power don’t disintegrate.
The marching makes you strong!
Eat your vitamins on time.
Tussinned, healthy, and in line.
Pills and stomach chime,
Motherfuckin’ feelin’ fine.

6. Get Faster, Cry For Happy

Getting faster-er.
It’s a fuckin’ crime,
(it’s trite and nice, motherfuckers)
Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, I got nothin’ to say!
But I’ll scream bloody murder,
Just like I were five
Present it so safely,
And pray it survives.
Promote it and sell it
With a whole lotta sass,
Hooray, Hooray!
For the upper-middle class.
(Repeat first verse)
Yawn, it’s the old One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight...

7. Wrgggggggrkyyyyyyy!!!

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8. The Manifesto Of The Divine Children

This is all we got,
And this is who I am.
It gets my rocks off,
Hail! Our love-in.
Y’gotta scream it:
We’re feelin’ fuckin’ divine all-the time: Solution!

9. J7J7J7J7J7J7J7J7J7J7J7J

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10. The Vitally Important Pelvic Thrust

Look into my eyes,
C’mon and thrust with me,
Let’s get down child.
We’ll scream so loud
We can’t even fucking breathe.
It’s the time.
Loving time.
Fucking time.
Sock it to me right now
It’s the time.
The writing’s on the wall
It’s our time,
Love or Fall.
Sock it to me right now
It’s the time, the writing’s on the wall.

11. W7W7W7W7W7W7W7W7W7W7W7

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AN ALBATROSS LYRICS