ANAL CUNT LYRICS

1. Howard Is Bald

Howard is Bald [2x]

YIIIIEEEEEEEEE

Howard is Bald! - BALD BALD BALD B-A-L
Howard is Bald! - BALD
Bald, he's bald
Howard is Bald!
Howard is bald [7x]
Howard is bald, bald
Howard is bald [2x]
Howard is bald, bald BAAAAAAAALLLLLLDDDD!!!!
Howard is baaaaaaaaaaaaaaald

YIIIIIIEEEEEEEE

Howard is bald - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA
Howard is bald [3x]
Howard is bald, bald, bald, bald, HOWARD IS BALD!

Howard is bald
I'm telling ya, he's got no fucking hair
B-A-L-D, Howard is bald [2x]

Howard is bald! - BALD BALD BALD B-A-L
Howard is bald! - BALD

Bald to the bone [2x]
I'm telling you baby - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

Howard is bald [2x]
Bald [3x]
Howard is baaaaaaaald [5x]

2. Bald To The Bone

I know this guy named Howard,
and he's bald.
And he's got a goatie,
but not on his head.
He's a really bald guy,
bald as bald can get.
And I will tell ya, Howard Wulkan,
is bald to the bone.
B-b-b-b-b-b-b bald,
b-b-b-b-b bald,
b-b-b-b-b-b bald.
Bald to the bone.

3. A Conversation With Howard Wulkan

Hey Tim, lets go talk to Howard.
Yeah that's a good idea.

Hey Howard, how are you doing?
Yeah Howard.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHHA
You guys are crazy man!

Hey Howard, i was breathing oxigen today.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Howard, i was wondering if you had like, that Napalm Death album?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh, you guys are insane!
You guys are crazy!

Hey Howard, I was walking on the sidewalk today.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Hey Howard, I was wondering, you know like,
you like have a pencil or something?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

4. Ballad Of Baldness

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Howard Wulkan is bald.

He's got no hair on his head,
because he's bald.

5. Howard Wulkan Is Bald (Acoustic & Jazz Versions)

I know this guy named Howard.
HE'S FUCKING BALD!

6. Night On Bald Moutain

Howard Wulkan [5x]
B-A-L-D BALD! [start on 3th time of above]

Howard Wulkan [5x]
B-A-L-D BALD! [start on 3th time of above]

Howard Wulkan [2x]

Howard Wulkin's bald, he's bald.
Howard is bald.
Howard is bald, BALD, BALD!

7. You Should Be Balding

Hey who's that bald guy walking down the street?
It's Howard.
Ow yeah!

His name is Howard Wulkan, yeah-yeah.
And his head's really shiny, yeah.
If he is only balding,
he's balding really bad, yeah-yeah.

Howard Wulkan's bald, yeah.
BAAAAAAAAAAAALD.
Howard Wulkan's bald, yeah, BALD BALD BALD BALD.

You should be balding, yeah. [2x]

8. If I Can't Have Hair

If I can't have hair, I don't want no Rogain baby.
If I can't have hair, AHA-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, NOOOO.

If I can't have hair, I don't want no implants baby.
If I can't have hair, AHA-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, YEAH!

9. Howard Wulkan (Wesley Willis Version)

I know this guy named Howard Wulkan,
he is really bald.
He has no hair on his head,
that's because he's bald.

Howard Wulkan [4x]

He be working at .......... [inaudible]
He used to work some place else.
He looks like that guy from ..........
and he's bald.

Howard Wulkan [4x]

That man is really bald,
He looks like ..........
He could really shave his head off.
ROCK ON BROTHER!

Howard Wulkan [4x]

.............
I'm not only the hairclub president,
I'm also client







ANAL CUNT LYRICS