ARAB ON RADAR LYRICS

1. Attack On Tijuana

One stiff-legged bandit results
In my nose rubbing in a puddle
And mommy is in the dog house soaking up the piss with cotton balls
I am in a snow suit with a dog whistle
My daddy said "eat the yellow snow"

2. A Kidney Problem

Her underwear has April showers
And I am pissing on her may flowers
He is pissing on my bare feet
I gotta run from the Japanese army
I gotta climb the electrical fence but I got his urine on my bare feet
I got a hole in my kidney I better get a portable toilet
I gotta get a trash bag to protect myself from the urine on my bare feet
Her underwear has April showers
And I am pissing on her may flowers

3. Cop Song

And this plumber goes into a bowling alley looking for trouble
He does not go anywhere without his plunger and pocketknife
He spots his first opponent and calls him a greasy worm
And without warning whacks him in the mouth with the plunger
"Hey, start picking your teeth"
And the plumber follows his opponent out into the parking lot
Where the greasy worm intends on getting his tire iron
The plumber repeats "hey, start picking your teeth"
And the plumber starts stabbing him in the leg with his pocketknife
And starts picking up his teeth and starts throwing them at the other bowlers

4. St. Patrick's Gay Parade

I got to peek where the sun does not shine
She forgot to close the curtains, how kind
I got to mail order x-ray spy glasses
I was a normal guy, but...
I just want to glance at her nipples
They are getting bigger, bigger, and bigger
Wow, her nipples have tripled in size
I was a normal guy,
But now I am turning into a peeping tom

5. Molar System

My dentist is very angry
I do not keep my dentures clean
Because of this diaper rash and guilt about my wet dreams
I hate my dentist
He does not let me eat chocolate cake
Because of his bleeding ulcer and my earache
I hate my dentist
He never eats the chocolate cake
Because of his stupid heartache and my toothaches
My dentist is a communist but he was the first to visit the molar system
The communists were the first to visit the molar system

6. Capt Mouth

My lips are running off to china
They are talking at 55 miles per hour
My mouth is dripping saliva
Get, get, get a muzzle for my vagina
My loose lips are sinking ships
My legs are running off to Hung Kong
My tongue is as long as King Kong

7. 99 Cent Lipstick

Put on your 99 cent lipstick, baby
Man with the world's longest pubic hair
Met the woman with the world's longest fingernails
They made the world's worst fairy tale
Put on your 99 cent lipstick, baby
Man was exposed to woman's radioactive heart
And his pelvis went bald
Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your long pubic hair

8. Human Type 2

Human powered gamma wave is the energy I slave
Human powered gamma wave is what my circuits crave
Human communicate by kazoo
The biology is always new
Now to begin phase 2
Fire the gamma waves at you, human
Human powered gamma wave enter television
Out type a human type a
Human powered sex surprise no surprise with gamma wave eyes

9. Rubber Robot

Starts sucking the hormones from my body
Put the firehouse into my artery
My heart is roasting like a marshmallow
Hurry, my rubber sheets are turning yellow
Start pumping the messages into my stomach stop the messages going to my brain
My heart is roasting like a marshmallow
Hurry, my rubber sheets are turning yellow
Every 9 seconds I get raw meat sensations
Every 9 seconds I get a fingernail-bitten, throbbing sensation
Then my heart falls out my ass







ARAB ON RADAR LYRICS