ARAB ON RADAR LYRICS

1. My Mind Is A Muffler

Sometimes, I just gotta jerk off
My nuts are a pressure cooker, my lymph nodes are swollen laughter
Canker sores in traffic
Sponge bath his habits
Sometimes I just gotta watch her jerk off my mentor
Ah uh owwwww
Sometimes, I just gotta jerk off
My heart is a horseplay lawyer, my mind is a muffler
Pussy exhaust, not whooping cough
Mating season, not cock teasing
I heard he retired to an iron lung in Florida
Ah uh owwwww
I heard he retired to an iron lung in Florida
I heard he retired two crabby employers

2. Cocaine Mummy

Numbing the effects of that heart-cart truck stop
Spreading rumors around the Mexican border
I've longed to smuggle my sperm across that border
I've grown to take precaution with your daughter
They blamed me for eating the dirt
I just lack the nutrients found in the American meals
Sneak in the garage with that first time smell
Filling her belly button up with my purpose
He cloned a deviant to rape her
He portrayed a listener to bang her
They claimed I blew the neighborhood bully
I just wanted to compare his leg to mine

3. God Is Dad

Limping through recess with my pulse unrecognized
These are her dizzy thoughts hospitalized
Sex offenders seek salvation in batting practice
Hunting size madness for a death certificate
I an punished by her sober etiquette
Pill poppers seek salvation in spectator sports
Breathing in ghosts of stiff paranoia
I would mistake her for a whistle blower
I love her, I love her, only a stool pigeon understands why
I love her, I love her, but promiscuity is sandpaper dry

4. Semen On The Mount

Ejaculation is a waste of valuable resources
Your kids are not safe from us homosexuals
Your kids are controlled by the intellectuals
Your kids will dabble in their devilish stuff
Your kids will dream about their teacher's muff
Ejaculation is a waste of valuable resources

5. The Vatican Is Up To Bat Again

She don't mind where my dirty mouth has been
She'll just wash it out with soap again
I asked her why was she slummin' with me
She said, "just to have you in my pussy"
She don't mind if my brain don't work too good
I'm missing some parts under the hood
I told her I don't like the way her pussy tastes
She said, "why?" and she sat on my face
I only get her on the egg hunting days
Her other lovers get her on the hairy dessert days
She'll stand at my working class slut event
She'll just improve before it began
I asked her why am I slithering with her skin
She said, "you better get first aid for that thing"
I only get her on the egg hunting days
Her other lovers get her on the hairy dessert days

6. Di To Solve Pi

I affect the low income respiration of monogamy
We'd have to jumpstart his pacemaker with expensive thrills
We'd have to plant his irate seed in the gills of an executive fish
So his wife could afford juvenile chills
I affect the Old Testament
It's copyright on toilet stalls

7. Father, Son, And The Goalie Post

Keep sapping this Jew, but then who knows where I belong?
They sit outside the curtains of near and away
So then I don't know why the chemical is punching the pooling public
Hey maybe its cause your telling 'em the impostor can't get it off
It is very important that a woman breast feeds the assembly line
Cause our product sells to the cesspool generation
He won't stop holding his weiner
I can't get him to take off this fucking jockstrap
His shrink says he suffers from castrate...something, uh, something anxiety
Yeah, yeah, so I've been thinking about bending that shrink over and giving him
Some little athlete...anxiety

8. Birth Control Blues

Getting numb always spoils the fun
He don't realize she has sterilized
His dendrites with dental floss and he, he don't realize
He has chastised the platoon with his silly harpoon and grief
I'm about to excommunicate you
The lousy diapers I gotta suffocate you
He don't believe she can conceive a home wrecker with birth control blues
He don't believe she could be received as a temporary muse







ARAB ON RADAR LYRICS