BIRDFLESH LYRICS

1. Download Death

I download every record that i want
But one day everything went wrong
I was downloading
Some albums from DEATH
But all i got was the end of my life

No Spiritual Healing
Download Death
A very strange feeling
Download Death
Screaming in Bloody Gore
Download Death
I am no more

Insane sound from the hard disc
On the screen an evil skull
Suddenly i couldn't breath
My heart stopped and my head fell off

2. External Wounds Of Vagina Power

In the sun, a corpse left to stink
The head was smashed
With something pink
Flies and maggots
Are making me weak
Bodily juices now begin to reek

Rumors are spreading
All over the land
Cuntless corpses found in the sand
A killing spree is now taking place
People are dying by cunts in the face

This is a sick and twisted drama
Everybody sings, a cunt force trauma

Organs have lost its place
Someone hit it on their faces
Birds are falling from the sky
Blinded by the cunts in the eye

Tourist life is going bad
Empty shores it’s so sad
A horny man going mad
He likes the pussy He thinks it’s rad

3. Goatrider

In the night I sneak outside
No one knows what I do at night
I meet my friend of eternal might
It's a goat and we ride behind the light

Soft fur
Big red eyes
Kind mind
Always there for me

Goatrider

We ride far we ride short
We ride from the south to north
One night we ride from Falcon Crest
All the way to the wild wild west

I am a rider of goat
It makes me feel alright all the night
Some nights I don't sleep at all
cause I want to ride on my goat all the night

4. Funny Ice-Dwarf

He’s the funny cool little man
Making you laugh
He doesn't have a tan
If you see him
you have to be his friend
You won't be bored
and never cry again

He's the funny ice dwarf
He's the funny ice dwarf
He's the funny ice dwarf
He will make you laugh and scream
beyond your wildest dream

Life is good when life is nice
Together with this funny dwarf of ice
He makes the world
a much better place
I love to kiss his ice cold face

5. In The Sickness Of The Sea

I was out with my boat one day
Searching for tropical fish to slay
All of a sudden I saw something sick
So I had to hold tight around my dick

A zombie throwing
Schoolgirls to the shore
An African albino
Who turned into a whore
A 90-year old lady with a giant beard
I turned my boat around cause it was too weird

I tried to get away but something
Called my name
I knew I had to stay in the sickness
Of the sea

At the other side
I saw a boy with two cunts
A four-eyed fox
Drowning James Blunt
A horny pirate inhaling his anal gas
I had to play saxophone with my ass

Is this place for real?
I haven’t even met a seal
My buttocks are shaped like a dome
This sick place feels like home

6. Our Rice

Enchanted by the rising sun
Time to have crazy fun
Party with a samurai
Why must we die
Running up the highest hill
Yakiniku on the grill
Happy in the park to eat
A delicious dish of rice and meat

The rising sun goes down
And darkness comes to town
Eucalyptic clash
Under a pale grey sky we eat our rice

After darkness comes the light
I can’t remember last night
Sake makes me glad again
With a blow of Uncle Bens
One more party in the park
I am the only monarch
With a fork and a knife
Kuruniku for life

7. Payday Mayday

Today is my payday!
A lot of cash on my account
The day after payday
All bills payed no money left
I'm longing for payday
So i can pay my bills again
No trip to Bombay
But maybe to my living room

Payday mayday payday
Payday mayday payday
Payday mayday payday
Payday mayday payday

Today is my payday!
Happiness in my heart
The day after payday
The bills have raped my account
I hate payday
It only breaks my heart
Take me to Bombay
And make me a holy cow

8. The Flying Penis

You shouldn't have
Cheated on your wife
Cause here she comes with a knife

Cut it off
Cut it off
Cut it off
And tied it to a balloon

Everyone could see your dick
Flying over your country

9. I Don't Wanna Live, I Don't Wanna Die

I Don't Wanna Live, I Don't Wanna Die

10. Suffer In The Dark Of Darkness

I live in the dark I never see the light
I’m hanging on a hook all alone
I used to be wanted but
Now I’m old and ugly
I just want to burn and disappear

I’d love to see you dead
Slice your kidney
And rip off your head
Wanna make you feel
Eternally worthless
And paint your house pink and red

Your neigbours would laugh
And never visit you again
Then you’d feel what I feel

Wanna crush your enormous TV
With your ripper off head
Vomitate on your PS3
And murder your best friend Ted

This is what I would do
Immediately if I could
But I am just an ugly shirt
I am just an ugly shirt

11. Gorilla Behaviour

It’s Friday evening me and a friend
Sitting at home having some bears
Nothing special just to relax
After some hours
We want something else

Lift a fist and into the mist
And finish up our beer
Heading for the booze nothing to lose
And nothing left to fear but ourselves

Into gorilla behavior
With vodka and bourbon
Endless party in my apartment

Lift a fist and into the mist
And finish up our drink
Heading for more booze
Nothing to lose
Totally unable to think
Our eyes are closed
And we’re having fun
Gorilla behavior feels so good
We can’t speak so we sign
Words from another world

12. The Triumph Of Grind

Crazy people unite tonight
You're here to mosh not to fight
Fill your mind with death and grind
All enemies are out of sight

Grindfather tell me a gory
Grindfather are you a manowolf?

Gimme 5 into glory grind
Enjoy the fun at the carnival of slime
We're here tonight
for the fun and the grind
On this trip to the grave
we have a good time

13. Cake Full Of Maggots

For God’s sake it was time to bake
A chocolate and cream stuffed cake
Unfortunately the cream was old
But I found out much too late

Cake full of maggots
They’re crawling inside
Cake full of maggots
But it looks so nice

I invited my friends to my house
For some coffee and fresh cake
My friends are the delicate treat
But from their mouths maggots fell

Maggots crawling in reeking vomits
Screams of hate and disgust
I can’t be forgiven for my treat
On this day I lost all my friends

Cake full of maggots
Make everyone puke
Cake full of maggots
Make everyone leave

14. Mythomaniac

You lie so much you think it's true
But everybody knows and laughs at you

Mythomoniac king in land of lies
Mythomaniac fool on planet earth

15. Leprosy On Jeopardy

I’m so smart i know it’s true
I am the lord of quiz
And trivial pursuit
I crushed the other competitors
In the final of jeopardy
I won a lot of money
But died from leprosy

In the first round I lost an eye
In the second I lost a thigh
It was very hard to stand,
To hear and to see
A million people
Could see my brutal death on TV

Leprosy on jeopardy

In the end of the show
I looked like a corpse
But nothing could stop me
On my way to victory
The final question was said
By my off-fallen head
I became the master of jeopardy
But dead

Every channel on TV
Was talking about me
I was the head news on BBC
People were in shock,
They couldn’t believe
That their kids wanted to be
A star on jeopardy

Every kid in town wants to be like me
Don’t wanna be a clown
They want to die from leprosy

Die!

16. Footbath Fuck-Up

Last night I used my footbath
It felt so good I fell asleep
But something was wrong,
The footbath exploded
Bubbles were spewing
And I had no feet

Footbath fuck-up
Farewell to my feet
Footbath fuck-up
At least they were clean

Bloody foam filled my house
And drowned my wife
I screamed in pain
So the windows cracked
Pieces of glass stucked in my face
I flew into my garden
And down in the well

Footbath fuck-up
Farewell to of hell
Footbath fuck-up
In the well I dwell

17. AC/Deicide

The son of satan drove his Harley
On the highway to hell
Listened to AC/DC on his walkman
But the music was too slow

He joined the band
Wrote some songs
And they became the gods
Of deathmetal
They toured a lot around the world
With bands like Asbest and Autopsy

They did 200 records a year
And every single one sold gold
Their show at the MTV awards
Went out of hand
And 200 people lost their lives

Michael Jackson and Madonna
Did the wall of death two times
Heads were flying kids were crying
Everyone sung-a-long as they died

They killed many people
With their brutal music
So their mission was complete
The band gathered around
The unholy fire
Then it was time to die

Sacrificial Suicide
Into the fire with their gear
Drums and guitars, flesh and leather
Flash from the fire
TNT
AC/Deicide

18. Some Kind Of Mongo

The battery is dead
It tickles in my head
The power must be fed
Bays, the anger in my face
Takes me to a place
Where I can spend my days

Some kind of mongo

I’m falling down the stairs
I guess that no one dares
To enter the affairs
Now I really have to go
So I start to row
With my ancient toe

19. Organ Smoothie

I arrived at my home
Just came home from work
The people who work
There are a bunch of jerks
I take out my blender
Ready to make dinner
When I suddenly notice
That I’m getting thinner

My doorbell rings I answer the door
Some colleagues of mine
Fall to the floor
I seize the chance and slit their throats
Put them in a blender
Before they begin to bloat

Organ smoothie! Organ Smoothie!
Chop and cut and hack
Cock and balls and sack
Slice and dice and saw
Tits and ass and jaw

Organ smoothie! Organ smoothie!
Rip and break and tear
Heart and lungs and ear
Organ Smoothie

Do you want one my dear?

20. The Spaghetti Strangler

I heard on the news
About a killer on the loose
No murder weapon has been found
Just a pile of pasta on the floor
If you boil spaghetti you will die by
Strangulation

Al dente Al dente
For the perfect kill
Al dente Al dente
Excellent strangulation supreme

He comes at lunch and at dinner
When you’re hungry and weak
You think you’re gonna eat
A nice Italian dish
Instead you get strangled

21. Eight Legs And A Death

I’m lying in my bed
Sweaty and paranoid
Can’t lie still feel like I’m in a void
My never ending fear
Sends shivers down my spine
The hair is rising on this neck of mine

Eight legs on my skin
Eight legs on my chin
Eight legs in my hair
Eight legs everywhere

I see something crawling
Through a crack in the wall
Giant spiders are infesting my hall
Trying to fight them off but they’re
Already on my back
Screaming and crying a spider attack

Eight legs on my legs
Eight legs on my head
They’re crawling in my mouth
Now when I am dead

22. Wrath Of The Farmer

The farmer woke up
In the middle of the night
He thought he heard his animals fight
He looked out the window
And saw his barn on fire
He screamed in panic blinded by the night

Violent explosion
Burning carnage
The wrath of the farmer
Echoes in the night

The Farmers' wrath

The farmer cries as his animals flied
Pigs and cows and horses
Filled the sky
Frightened cats ran for their lives
The farmer's work disappeared in the night

23. Flamencorpse

He comes from a grave in Spain
Bringing you pain
On the dancefloor
Your legs turn to gore

The flamencorpse is coming
To make you suffer
When he stars to dance
You have no chance… to survive

The dancefloor is slippery
Fear and sorrow
For all the discokids
There’s no tomorrow

The flamencorpse is coming
To make you suffer
When he starts to dance
You have no chance
A rose in his mouth
Twist and shout
Hasta la vista
Disco anti-christa

A broken discoball
In your face
The flamencorpse will
End your days
A huge amount of
San Miguel
He brings back to his
Grave of hell

24. Swimmingpoop

I went to the swimming hall
To get some exercise
I swimmed a couple of lengths
Then i was brutally surprised

A sausage of poop
In my mouth
Automatically
I started to chew
Together with some water
It went down my throat
Immediately i started
To laugh and puke

Poop in the pool
Poop in the mouth
Poop in the pool
Brown and cool

Internal bodily waste
Covered the surface
Of the pool
Parents tried to
Fish up their kids
But they all fell in
To swim in the shits

You can't fish 'em up

25. True Glove And The Purgatory Passion

We walk the shore of fire
Together hand in hand
We're burning with desire
Far away from the
Promised land

In in love with the devil
And he's in love with me

Purgatory passion
True immortal love
I'm in his arms tonight
He fits in me like a glove

26. Wheelchair Impaler

I’m a fearless cripple,
Looking for the kill
I am called the brute,
Looking for the thrill
Bought an ancient sword
From an ancient lord
Began my human feast,
I’m a handicapped beast

Wheelchair impaler
With wheels
And swords of doom
Wheelchair impaler
Gonna get you entombed
Wheelchair impaler
Feared on my mighty steed
Wheelchair impaler
Let’s drink to rolling steel

Every fucking day
When the clock strikes nine
I make them drink
My crippled ass like wine
Lurking in the dark,
I always hunt them down
Asses filled with swords,
I’m the master of this tow







BIRDFLESH LYRICS