BIRDFLESH LYRICS

1. Nightmare On Bahamas

[performed by Birdflesh]

The sun in shining in my eyes, this is truly paradise
I lost my wallet in the sea, when a shark at up my knee
I watch the sunset very night, I sleep under the moonlight
Many insects and animals, I woke up with malaria

Coconuts are falling on my head
I'm living hell on Bahamas
I can not go back to my country
Cause someone stole my plane tickets

No money left to go home or eat, my dreams ends on a Caribbean street
A caveman took advantage of my ass, the pain he caused will always last
I've never felt this kind of hell before, I became the baboon's favorite whore
A mighty sandstorm came this day, and swept my life of hell away

2. I Love Myself And I Want To Live

[performed by Birdflesh]

I wake up, open my eyes, I can't get up the pain stops me
Years in the factory destroyed my back, I call my boss and tell him I can't come

I love myself and I want to live
The summer has just arrived
I love myself and I want to live
Painful vacation in my bed

3. Maggot Hotel

[performed by Birdflesh]

Rotting existence, tired of all fuckin’ shit
Been living lifeless, I go to bed to decompose
I am so hungry, but will not eat
Ready to die now, awaiting the arrival of the maggots
Maggots are checking in my body is their hotel
The maggots are rockstars, thrashing every signle room
I want to be a corpse rotting in peace
Dead to the bone not a maggot hotel
Here are no vacant room, even the penthouse is booked
I hope someday the terrorist maggot will come and blow up the hotel

4. The Insane Winds

[performed by Birdflesh]

Far beyond the world the live wizards, goblins and elves
I am the king of their kingdom ugly I sit on my throne

On the weekends we ride together
On the insane winds of Ulvaland
Some of us fall to ride again
On the insane winds of Ulvaland

The sky is black as they march around my castle of steel
When they have marched enough I give them a dragonmeal
In the mountains the magic flute is hidden
To find it you need the enchanted wand
Walk through the woods and swim across the lake
Then ask for the five-legged baboon

5. Wildpig Massacre

[performed by Birdflesh]

Ay caramba this is true
A wild pig bit my heart in two
Ay fuck this is true
Tessan was bit in two

WILDPIG MASSACRE
TESSAN AND I WAS ATTACKED
WILDPIG MASSACRE
TESSAN AND I WAS ATTACKED
WILDPIG MASSACRE
TESSAN AND I WAS ATTACKED
WILDPIG MASSACRE
TESSAN AND I WAS ATTACKED

6. Deathgore Of The Fleshmaster

[performed by Birdflesh]

Soulless, heartless, brainless, I can't remember who i dismember
I know gore-nothing more, and you are invited to the feast

Barbecue I love you!
You can stay the whole day
I'm the man and you're my guest
And you know my food is best

Barbecue I love you!
You can stay the whole day
I'm the man and you're my guest
And you know my food is best

I can't think but drink and grill what I kill
Welcome home to the Morgans, we grill fresh-we grill organs
Have some water and watch, when I slaughter your daughter
The scent from my grill and the blood I spill makes my wiener boil by thrill

7. Trapped In The Ass Of The Dead

[performed by Birdflesh]

Dynamite could solve my problem
I am trapped in the ass of a dead guy

Ass full of maggots
I'm staring through the ass of the dead

8. Mongo Business

[performed by Birdflesh]

I’m looking for nothing but can not find it
I’ve looked everywhere I tell you the truth
When I find it I will destroy
Lock it inside a tiny box and throw away the key

Everybody is talking about how they wanna dance
They decide their faked lives to romance
I bring the trash inside when I come home
To the sound of a silent radiostation from Rome

What the fuck I was looking for
I always forget and it makes me insane
When I forget I want it even more
Could it be a hat or a piece of fudge
Mongo man get a life at least a second hand brain

9. Speeder Man

[performed by Birdflesh]

I can fly feel my power, I am king in tight trousers
I save people around the world, scream my name you'll be heard
I'm the new hero say hello, I'm from Denmark and I'm cool!
I will travel to every land, I'll be there for all of you

Who are you?
Who are you?
Who are you?

I am Speeder-Man!!
I am Speeder-Man!!

10. Sons Of Samurai

[performed by Birdflesh]

My father was a samurai
My mother was an astronaut but feel in love with an alien
I was taught to fight with a sword
I slaughtered everyone in my class
I wasn't caught
I am one with my sword
I can hide in the trees
And fly away like a bee
My brother is a ninja
My sister was a geisha but choked on sushi
I am Shogun Ansjovis
I'm thinking of my dad and the men he killed

Son of Samurai my soul will never die
Son of an Astronaut I don't wanna know
Son of Samurai my soul will never die
Son of an Astronaut I don't wanna know







BIRDFLESH LYRICS