BIRDFLESH LYRICS

1. The Hungry Vagina

When I was walking down the street
I heard a voice screaming for meat
Then I met the girl of my dreams
She said her vagina was hungry for me
I was horny and followed her home
We took our clothes off, then i knew I would die
Her vagina screamed for meat
But it couldn't reach
It turned into a big mouth
And chased me all around
I tried to escape but all doors were locked
Only a small window open
I tried to get out but my erection was still too big
Nowhere to go and a hungry vagina behind
I was horny and followed her home
The girl of my dreams, the hungry vagina
Her vagina screamed for meat
And climbed out of its hole
It took a bite of my head
Hungry vagina I'm dead

2. Trip To The Grave

I bought a trip so expensive
It costed all my money
I thought it would be the trip of my life
But it was the trip of my death
I had saved for this trip for ten years trip to the grave
I sat down in a plane so bit
Trip to the grave
I said to the man next to me
Trip to the grave
This trip will be fun trip to the grave
The plane had not even started
When the man next to me cut my throat
The blood was on his peanuts
And the gore was on his leg
I had saved for this trip for ten years
Trip to the grave
I was on it for ten minutes trip to the grave
For all the money I saved trip to the grave
I got a trip to the grave trip to the grave
What was the name of the trip? Gravetrip!
What was the name of the trip? Gravetrip!
What was the name of the trip? Gravetrip!
What was the name of the trip? Gravetrip!
What was the name of the trip? Gravetrip!
What was the name of the trip? Gravetrip!

3. Burgers Of The Fucking Dead

I went to a concert to watch my favourite band
What I did I don't understand
I took my knife and killed some girls
Then I made some burgers of ham
Young girls strips of flesh, on the rotting bread
Young girls strips of flesh, on the rotting bread
Come and buy my burgers of the fucking dead
I sold the burgers tot he crowd
And the band was playing so loud
I couldn't hear my customers speak
So to the stage with the band I sneaked
I killed the band with my gun
To see them die was very fun
I made some more burgers to sell for a high price
But I forgot to get the burgers signed
Strips of famous flesh, and cracked bleeding heads
Come and buy my burgers of the fucking dead
No autographs on the bloody burgers
Couldn't sell them for an extra high price
How could I be so fucking stupid
And kill the band before they had signed?

4. Land Of The Sick

In my dreams I travel to the land of the sick
The people who live there aren't very friendly
They say hello with a kick on my dick
And as my balls swell
My dreams turns into a nightmare
I can barely walk when I feel something from behind
Two bloody hands in my face
And something giant between my buttocks
As I screamed in pain I ate the hands
The fingers crushed like crackers by my teeth
And I was brutally fucked in the ass, by a giant tree
Then I wake up from this dream
My head is in my anal
I see a piece of the tree, the land of the sick is for real

5. Walk Of Insanity

Today I went for a walk
I can't believe what I saw
I thought I was sick in the head
But you are sicker than me
A man masturbating with a stick
A mother giver head to her son
A dog with a machinegun in its ass
I saw a self-mutilating cop in the grass
Is this a sick world?
Or is this meant to be?
I really hope so
Cause I am horny, I saw
A priest shitting on his crucifix
A viking giving birth to a wolf
A whore selling fish from her cunt
I'm so glad I"m not blind
A rabbit beating up a little kid
A schoolbus driving around on a man's head
A corpse upon a roof fixing a house
A girl giving cunnilingus to a mouse

6. Mutilation Boogie & Masturbation Blues

Come on and dance with me I have no fucking head
But I will not need it cause i"ll take yours instead
Please be my partner in this pleasant dance
All the tickets are sold out so this is your last chance
Mutilation boogie and masturbation blues
Dance and cut your head off
Then fill your neck with booze
Drink and dance all night long
And chop yourself to death
The mutilation boogie will take away your breath
Suck my ass and give me head
With rotting children you are fed
Drink my piss and do the twist
In your ass my chopped of fist
Fire your gun inside my ass, oh how nice
The burning rests of a girl
Is chewing on my butcherknife
Dance, kill and dismember, rip and fucking hack
Skulls and mutilated kids are stabbed into my back
Mutilation boogie and masturbation blues
Dance and cut your head off
Then fill your neck with booze
Masturbation zombies are dancing on the floor
The masturbation blues will turn your life to gone
Dance with me and blow off your face
Dismembered bodies fill the place
Headless corpses dancing with sluts
On this butcherdisco of dismembered guts

7. Sweat Of The Old Man

Sweat of the old man its impossible
Sweat of the old man to wash away
Sweat of the old man I'm the garbage boy
Sweat of the old man...
I do a lot of work
No time for soap
Sweat of the old man
I get it all the time
I cannot make new friends
The stench scares them off
Sweat of the old man
You'll get it in your nose
I wear the same clothes every day
I can't take them off, I can't put new on
All perfume I refuse, deoderant I will not use
The scent is not my style
I always sweat old man's sweat
It's like a shell on me
Can you image how I smell?
I'm even hated by the shit and the flies
I do a lot of work
No time for soap
Sweat of the old man
I get it all the time
I cannot make new friends
The stench scares them off
Sweat of the old man
You'll get it in your nose
Party on the farm - part
Sweat of the old man its impossible
Sweat of the old man to wash away
Sweat of the old man I'm the garbage boy
Sweat of the old man....

8. Teenage Mutilator

A bunch of kids were slaughtered by the lake
Bodyparts spread far and wide
Their heads were hanging in the trees
And underwear covered the surface of the lake
Summernight killer a psycho in the dark
Teenage mutilator from him you can't escape
Summer night killer teenage mutilator
Next time is your time
To get your head chopped off
You go to the lake to take a swim
But you'll do it without a head
Summernight killer a psycho in the dark
Teenage mutilator from him you can't escape
Summer night killer teenage mutilator
If you are young and full of happiness
You are the one he will kill with happiness
Brutal massacre a lot of gore was spilled
Killer laughed loud when teenagers were killed

9. The Brutal Corpse

I was killed on a Birdflesh concert
My back was cut off in the pit
SO my parents put me in a grave
But I wanted to mosh
I am metal to the bone
And bones are all that is left
But a true metal freak never dies
Manowar and I war friends
He is the brutal corpse
Of jeans and leather and gore
He will never rest in peace
And he will never listen to sleaze
I'm drinking beer from the Hell
When I'm sitting in my tombstone by night
I'm listening to metal and punk
Falling down in my grave when I'm drunk
He is the brutal corpse
Of jeans and leather and gore
He will mosh on your floor
And then he will mosh on your door
"I would like to start a band
But no one around here is interested
The all just want to lie in their graves
And they hate me cause I"m playing my tapes"
Yes, I'm indeed the brutal corpse
And the big bad bench is my friend
We mosh together all night
And if a pop-corpse come we will fight

10. More Garlic

I am a slave under the clan of spicy food
My name is Mutanga and I cook all day long
I cook for my familty, I cook for my enemies
But whatever I cook
There's always one thing wrong
More garlic
My mom's moustache is bigger than my dad's
More garlic
You cannot use enough
Our country is covered with garlic clouds
Garlic gives us strength and a reason to live
Achmed Abdul ride the Arabian bull
Garlic in my mouth the scent is in your nose
More garlic
All relatives live in the same house
More garlic
Eat garlic and be cool
More garlic
My mom's moustache is bigger than my dad's
More garlic
You cannot use enough

11. Bodily Dismemberment

BIRDFLESH LYRICS