CARNIVAL IN COAL LYRICS

1. In Darkness Dwells Vice

I'm a slave - slave of the worst kind
Always waiting for more suffering
Humiliate my body and soul
I can no longer care
I made my choice and I'm...

Glad to live in deep shit
Fecal presents addict

I see no way out
I'll remain your pet
Pain will make me shout
And wet my pants
Time and again
And wet my pants
Time and again

In darkness dwells vice
(glamour pin-up smile with cumstains on her cheeks)

Pagneul
My food is served on the floor in poussire
Table basse
You eat upon me use as a towel my pubic hair
Cabinets
Would you ease your bowels on me
Septic tank
Basketball
If you feel like beating, come and spank

Glad to live in deep shit
Fecal presents addict

I see no way out
I'll remain your pet
Pain will make me shout
And wet my pants
Time and again
And wet my pants
Time and again

In darkness dwells vice
(glamour pin-up smile with cumstains on her cheeks)

Whatever I do all I see is vice
Wherever I go, Wherever I'm goin'
Whatever I do all I see is vice
Wherever I go I make my show

I see no way out
I'll remain your pet
Pain will make me shout
And wet my pants
Time and again
And wet my pants
Time and again

In darkness dwells vice
(glamour pin-up smile with cumstains on her cheeks)

2. Entrez Le Carnaval

Les clowns moqueurs, les jongleurs de boules,
Les acrobates, les magiciens, tout le monde danse en liesse.
La frnsie et le dsir virevoltent en une trange sarabande dguise.
Entrez le carnaval! Joignez-vous la fte!

Tear this town to ruins
Today the freaks they got elected
We've taken power by force
And celebrate it in joy
Dance la Carnivala
Much more violent than la Bamba
Sexier than la Lambada
We shall destroy la Discotheka

Enter the carnival
Orgiastic ritual
Enter the carnival

People dancing naked
A giant sexual anarchy
We shall copulate till dawn
And drown the sidewalks into seed
Preachers raping nuns
The homeless fucking the wealthy
Hidden aims are reached by all in this Carnival In Coal

Universal orgy
We shall infringe the laws of good taste
As we reign in fear
With lust in our souls

Bodies bathing in pools of gastric evacuations
Are breathing their lungs off with satisfaction and tiredness
A new reign has come where lust is the law and sex is the money
Where the impotent are thrown to jail
And the frigid are shot in public
VIVALAVIDA DI MIERDA!

3. Urine Facewash

Twelve gallons of urine right in your face
Yet you cry for more but my cock now spits blood
Your lust for my human champagne's nice to see
Your big mouth is the best bowl for me to pee
Open it wide and swallow it swine
And beg once again to taste my private wine
I'll beat you to death if you turn your head
The liquid divine must be appreciated

Urine facewash

You feel it on your cheeks
Feel the hot stream rushing down your neck
You spread it all over your breasts
The pretty sight pleases me as I cum on your hair
You're beautiful, you're beautiful

You're my urea babe honey
My blatter goddess in wet pants
You're the one to love the real way
I'll give you my heart but now take this
An energy drink delivery
Close your eyes and say "Aaaah"
A free urine giveaway
The best gargling will win...

In the name of Gagnahon
I curse you to be sacrificed on the altar of piss
Savour the bliss...
Savour the bliss...

4. Got Raped

Got raped at the sex-shop
Funny don't you think
A fourty years old mama found pleasure on my prick
Got raped at the cinema by two young girlies
Thought I was DiCaprio, tried to sink my Titanic
Got raped, violently abused, spoiled...
Got raped by a bisexual football team
My buttocks still remind me that it wasn't a dream

Everyone gathers to take advantage of me

Still I pretend not to agree

In the forest, at the mountain
On the beach or at the banks counter
At the swimming pool, in the train
At the flute lesson
At the hospital, at the grocer's
Under the abribus
In my own garden, in my bath
I'm coming across rapers

Everyone gathers to take advantage of me

Take me, beat me, eat me, bite me
Do as if I was a toy and bruise my bones
Force me, suck me, drink me, then leave me
Leave me for dead alone

Got raped, violently abused, spoiled...
Got raped at the sex-shop
Funny don't you think
A fourty years old mama found pleasure on my prick

Everyone gathers to take advantage of me

Where there is consent, there is no pleasure
Can't reach climax without violence
Where there is no pain, there is no gain
Push me onto the floor, slam me down on the door
My screams, my whispers
Ignore it, fuck me in blood and slaver
Force a tissue into my mouth
I'm yours, grab my thighs
Nah nah nah (saying) nananah

Everyone gathers to take advantage of me

5. Yeah, Oystaz

Going to the seaside
On a hot summer day
In a Renault Espace
By the old Abbeville road
The country's so beautiful

Did you take the "Surfin' M.O.D." record?
And the Snuls tape, I can't do without you know
What if we stopped at Happiness House
We could have a beer, listen to black metal?

Yeah!

Everybody for an oystaz party
Everybody steps into a snack
Everybody whistles at the waitress
Everybody glances at her ass

(terribly sorry but there are no oystaz left)

Going to the sea for the oystaz fest
Not lucky this time, surely cursed by the Beast
Not one single oysta all through Fort-Mahon
We jump in the car and we rush to Cahon
Prawns and fish everywhere, no oystaz left
Quend Plage, Le Crotoy, Cayeux
For nails we did these kilometers

Je ne vais plus la mer, il faut que je vous raconte
Dans un tout petit resto, il y avait beaucoup de monde
Je demandai des hutres, la serveuse me rpond:
"dsole, i' n'a pu"
J'avais pas l'air d'un con
On a tout dchenill, c'est ainsi avec nous
Quand on est contrari, on rigole pas des genoux
Et aujourd'hui encore, et ce n'est vraiment pas de bol
Tout le monde se souvient de Carnival In Coal
On allait la mer... pour y manger des hutres...
On allait la mer... pour y manger des hutres...

6. Narrow-Minded Sexist Pig

Metal Music's a man's man's world
It must be done with muscles and force
Cannot rock with half a crotch
Cannot boogie if you ain't got balls
The girl's place is backstage
To satisfy the victorious warrior
So ungrab that mike you bitch
I'm a narrow-minded sexist pig

Doro Pesch or Lee Aaron
Who can recall one of their tunes?
Same thing for the so-called Rock Goddess,
Runaways, Cheetah or Girlschool
They all wanted to play boys' games
But they won nothing but self-humiliation
Kat's been the only one to succeed
But she was a guy wearing a skirt and a wig

We take their constitution into account
Female bodies are weaker than ours
I'll prove I'm right with this:
Could a woman play that pleasant bridge? No!

Go on...

Many bands' work spoiled by braying cuties
Singing out of tune two times out of three

History shows us that we're right
All rock geniuses were men
Find me a she-Zappa, find me a she-Elvis
Find me a she-Lennon, find me a she-Hendrix
The girl's place is definitely backstage
To satisfy the victorious warrior
Or in a recording studio, to clean the johns
Not in front of a microphone

This one's a tribute to cum tanks
With well-shaped hips and boobs like bumpers
Who know where female talent lies:
Sluts, whores & pornostars
They never wanted to play boys' games
And they won nothing but congratulations
They may be held in high esteem
They sure deserve a better reputation

This one's a tribute to cum tanks
Bad girls don't get bored in hell

7. A Swedish Winter Tale

So there was I, alone and lonely
But with a mighty mighty sword
At the very very end of a deep deep forest
In the white white snow

And a happy happy bird
It sang to me this song:
"O warrior
You who hold the sword to fight against forces
Of Good and Evil (and the Ones in Between)
Go to Rahahaaz
Tell the Lord of your country
That we, the People of Nature
Shall rise and win"

So there was I, alone and lonely,
When it sang me this song

8. She-Male Whoregasm

A living wonder, a total freak of nature
Watch it here it comes to boom boom your butt baby

Is he she, is she he?
Is that creature a "he" or a "she"?
A cigar or a lipstick? A pussy or a prick?
An equal taste for clits and dicks

A living wonder, a total freak of nature
Watch it here it comes to boom boom your butt baby
Lick it better and guide it to orgasm
The bi-sex doll is gonna bump and grind your belly

Two good reasons to believe in God
Two good reasons to believe in God
Being born with a stick and a slot
Being born with a stick and a slot

Recto verso is my motto
Recto verso

A living wonder, a total freak of nature
Watch it here it comes to boom boom your butt baby
Lick it better and guide it to orgasm
The bi-sex doll is gonna bump and grind your belly

Two good reasons to believe in God
Being born with a stick and a slot

What you need is something special
An anal deviation lesson
And don't you try to kiss me... never!
Tenderness ain't the point for rapers

Recto verso is my motto

9. XXX Dog Petting

Come. Come here. Don't move
Sit down and... sniff in my pants
Don't bite
Lick if you like my smell

How... how sweet this fur
Go on, please
Gentil le chien!
Soon will I come to give you my pride...

(Langue de chien, langue de mdecin)

You are my best friend and will stay so now
Sit on my lap
It is mesmerizing
I can't believe it
I'm so addicted to the way you're lickin'
And no one will tear us apart, never

You are my best friend and will stay so now
Sit on my lap
It is amazing
I can't believe it
I'm so addicted to the way you're lickin'
And no one will tear us apart, no

Come. Come here. Don't move
Sit down and... sniff in my pants
Don't bite
Lick if you like my smell

(Qui n'aime pas les btes n'aime pas les gens)

You are my best friend and will stay so now
Sit on my lap
It is mesmerizing
I can't believe it
I'm so addicted to the way you're lickin'
And no one will tear us apart, never

You are my best friend and will stay so now
Sit on my lap
It is amazing
I can't believe it
I'm so addicted to the way you're lickin'
And no one will tear us apart, no

Amazed by man's best friend
Does someone understand?

(Fais du bien un chien, il te chie dans la main)

You are my best friend and will stay so now
Sit on my lap
It is mesmerizing
I can't believe it
I'm addicted to the way you're lickin'
No one will tear us apart, never

You are my best friend and will stay so now
Sit on my lap
It is amazing
I can't believe it
I'm so addicted to the way you're lickin'
And no one will tear us apart, no
No one will tear us apart, never
No one will tear us apart, no

10. Dressed Like Pazuzu

Little boy, thin and small
Never had a friend, always on his own
Other children bite and kick him
Beat and rape him
Cut and slash his face
Scratch his innards with blades
Make him eat his own liver
Even read his mail

Poor creature, sad and lost
Flies lay in his nose when he sleeps at night
Rabid neighbours bite and kick him
Beat and rape him
Pierce his eyes with nails
Throw his ears to the sea
Stick some cheese deep in his ass
Make it eat by a thousand mice

All this for one good reason:
The boy's got something really different
The boy's got something that's not the same
He's got the stuff that makes the difference
And people hate it, it's such a shame

He's dressed like Pazuzu
Not in pink and blue
Dressed like Pazuzu
Pauvre petit chouchou

11. Turn Everything Upside Down Twice

CARNIVAL IN COAL LYRICS