DR. ACULA LYRICS

1. Beer Pong Massacre

oh, it all comes down to this?
ten and ten; i'll double-block it, bounce it up. (show you up)
we're gonna show you up.
we're gonna drink your beer.
we're gonna take your girls.
we're gonna make you cry.

ay-yo, let me get a re-rack 'cause your shit's whack.
bounce-shot, two cups; bring that shit back.
ten cups of glory, one cup of sink; put that ball up, make that bitch drink.

fucking drink.
tonight we'll get drunk.

we are the victorious; one, two, three, yeah.
come to clean up the mess you've made.
next?

2. Why I'm Afraid Of Bees

the moon is rising
your time is now
to come join me underground

I smell the blood in your veins
In the windows I will go

Silence. Footsteps.
Can't hear me coming

Your neck exposed
and I'll drink all I need
This plan of mine is so perfect
No one will know will know what to think of those two
Those two littles holes
Your screams fall on deaf ears

Tonight, my darling, at this moment in time
This moment is fucking mine
This moment is mine

3. Night Of The Living Dummy

Standing over your bed with a bat and an axe you lay lifeless and cold
Oh my god how could you commit such a crime how could you tell such a lie
There is blood on my hands from your neck
You are now mine
Yes tell the judge this is what I had to do
Tell the jury I'm coming for them
There's splinters of wood and broken glass scattered
Around you like fucking flowers
Your pain is now beautiful
Now your dead
I leave you to rot
You've created a monster
I live for this

4. Go Eat Worms

5. You Can't Scare Me

lights, camera, distraction
this place is electrified
the monster has risen
get back in the ground

ROFL PLEASE SEND NOODS

were taking everything
and turning it into gold
nothing will be the same
and no one will know your name

they dont make lungs big enough
for you to try and run from us

rofl please send noods

I'm the new thing youve been dying to see
I'm your every fucking fantasy

look how fucking cool I am

6. Say Cheese And Die

We built this city on hate fueled by lust and dishonor
The birds are the only ones free
They can fly in to the sun and burn it's too late for their families
I'm torching their loved ones the ones they loved so much
They'd fuck someone without their wedding band
Tonight I'm torching this city down
The children will cry in joy they already know they're fucked
The buildings will fall, the cars will implode,
Tonight I'm torching this motherfucker down
Fucking shit
Tonight we're torching this mother fucker down

7. Shocker On Shock Street

Fuck you!!
How many times do I have to break it down?
Fuck all of your tough guy bullshit
All of you make me fucking vomit
Fuck your ego, fuck your scene
All your shorts are brown and green

Now let me see you fucking dance

Come on, tough guys!!

8. Piano Lessons Can Be Murder

You've bit off more than you can chew
You think you can hide this from me
It's too late I've already found out
This is what happens when you lie
I never doubted you
You'll find some trouble tonight
Sad is the homicide
I never doubted you

9. Say Cheese And Die Again

10. Monster Blood

11. The Cuckoo Clock Of Doom

1,2,3!
I'll shank you real ol' fashion style for the win
That shit is vintage
Like us now?
I'm sick of your status quo
Your so god damn literal
Your kind is a dying breed
Like us now?

12. How I Got My Shrunken Head

13. Party

YES!! YES!!
This is how we party, so fuck off
This is how we party, so fuck off

I raise my drink in the air, 'cause im way too drunk to care
Pants down and bottoms up, Come on girls who wants to fuck?

This is how we party, so fuck off
This is how we party, so fuck off
So fuck off, Fuck off
Fuck you

14. Beast From The East

Let's murder the fattest one here.
I'll drink like a gentleman, sir.

We'll party all night,
But by daylight, we are gone.
We. Are. Gone.

Your heart is the second course. [x7-8]

Now I see you,
At the hospital.
With your neck open wide,
I hope the doctor forgets you.

Now I see you,
At the hospital.
With your neck open wide,
I hope the doctor forgets everything that he knows.

15. Calling All Creeps

DR. ACULA LYRICS