ESKIMO CALLBOY LYRICS

1. Intro

2. Monsieur Moustache Vs. Clitcat

Yeah, Eskimo Callboy 2010

Backbeats on Saturday
Whiskey instead of toothpaste
Tonight would be so awesome
Tonight would be so awesome

Kokain lies like snow on my moustache
Party milfstyle now with pam's comeback
Gay like a funky track
Gay like a homofag

Wohoho wohoho
I drive drunken in my car
I have to fuck her hard
On dirty backseats in mom's car

Wohoho wohoho
It can't be real
Rub her clit, comeshot tits
On dirty backseats in mom's car

Have a lot of partys
We gonna step out of line
We are gangsterfied
Like black guys

Rubberducky clusterfuck
Rubberducky clusterfuck

Let's get this party started
Get the feelings right
Take a picture
I just wanna have sex tonight

We are harder than your mom's cock
We are harder than your mom's cock

We are harder than your mom

Party milfstyle now with pam's comeback
Gay like a motherfucking funky track

Wohoho wohoho
I drive drunken in my car
I have to fuck her hard
On dirty backseats in mom's car

Wohoho wohoho
It can't be real
Rub her clit, comeshot tits
On dirty backseats in mom's car

3. Antichrist Sex Pornstyle

The end is near
It's the Antichrist sex pornstyle
The end is near
I need some submachineguns

The end is near
It's the Antichrist sex pornstyle
The end is near
It's an invasion of the cockfucking robocunts

I need a boner
As hard as wreckers bell
Let's fight against tits for maleness
Destroy the ladyshavelaserguns

For the golfclub and tom selleck
For travelpussysinglemales

You can call me baby
Sixty-nine-eight-four
Travelpussies for the good guys
And cocktails for the whores
You can call me baby
Sixty-nine-eight-four
Call me tonight

Now this is hell
As bad as virginsex
It's awful like grey's anatomy
This is the end
Outerspace robot bitches
A smell of cunt filled the air

I've been around you
Side by side
With every moment
The sun shines bright / it's just not right

Don't stop make it rock
Let me blow your pussy up
Tonight you're so tight
God I hate this fucking slut

Tik tok on the clock
But the party don't stop
Suck my dick and shut up
Fucking autotune slut

Automatic cinetic systems
Synthetic miscarries they fucked me up
We are to pink to be gay
Tupperware robe bitches
Machines so hard and fuckable

Tight jeans covered my loaded gun
You can call me baby
Sixty-nine-eight-four
Travelpussies for the good guys
And cocktails for the whores
You can call me baby
Sixty-nine-eight-four
Call me tonight

Suck fuck suck boobies

4. Hey Mrs. Dramaqueen

Hey mrs. dramaqueen
What a nice moviescene
Pack up your bags
Piss off and dont call me back

Oh my good shes keeps talking and talking
Dont drink too much nanananana

Fuck you dramaqueen

You have more shoes than a brain can have cells
You fucked my fridge up with your diet coke, hell!

Warm beer at a campfire sucks

End or beginning
It's always the same thing
Cracks in your head
Instead a place in your bed

Sometimes forever
It's always the same thing
You're to precious
To be mislead

Hey mrs. dramaqueen
What a nice moviescene
Pack up your bags
Piss off and dont call me back

I hate indierock
No more romantics
I want sex and blood
Almost orgasmic
It's time for rock n roll

This is not what im longing for
Light my loincloth mogli runs free
This is not what im longing for

End or beginning
It's always the same thing
Cracks in your head
Instead a place in your bed

Sometimes forever
It's always the same thing
You're to precious
To be mislead

Hey mrs. dramaqueen
What a nice moviescene
Pack up your bags
Piss off and dont call me back

Wooohooo
I fuck you drama queen
Nice and slowly
How you like
That

5. Prom Night

Out of my league

Whohoho
It feeels alright
To fall in love
With a girl out of my league
Whohoho
It feels alright
But it hurts to see her with him

And I'm gonna take it
Cause I'm nothing for you
I'm invisible

Fucking cockwhore

Now the time has come tonight
Even if I'm drunk
Come and dance with me
Even if I dream
Feels like eternity

Come closer

To fall in love

Out of my league

Whohooo
It feels alright
To fall in love
With a girl out of my league
Whohoho
It feels alright
But it hurts to see her with him

Touching your pussy
That's one of my favourite dreams
I'm nothing, just nothing for you
My everything, it's just your gorgeous
Body

Prom night, our hearts are getting closer
Tonight it feels alright

6. Outro

ESKIMO CALLBOY LYRICS