EVIL SCARECROW LYRICS

1. Ashes

I am the bringer pain
I taste the cremated flesh
call the heavens above
"strike mine enemies" bzzzzzz
feel the fury of fire
its firey furiousness
scorch the innocent
sear the flesh from bone!

see how they burn?
smoldering embers
see their eyes begin to melt?
blistering skin encases
boiling human flesh
feel the cosy, warm glow of humanities firey firey fires

burn, i want to
burn, i need to
burn, i love it

vicious epiphany carrot
vigorous firey grating
the previous vocal flame
is senseless like my mind
lightning! "forking hell"
shards of splintered brain
penetrate my profile
with your burning stare

see how they burn?
smoldering embers
see their eyes begin to melt?
blistering skin encases
boiling human flesh
feel the cosy, warm glow of humanities firey firey fires

burn, i want to
burn, i need to
burn, i love it

the earth is a black barren wasteland
I open my eyes, I feel no remorse
I am king of this land laid before
of charcoal and ashes and barbecued corpse
I stand filthy and naked and grinning
My eyes cry new tears from the sulphurous smoke
no life now remains in my kingdom
I cackle my laughter, i begin to choke

2. Thank God For Jesus

calamity, atrocity, inhumanity, depravity, christianity

think not that i have come to send peace on earth
I have come not to send peace but a sword
I have come to set man against his father
while women and children expire in the ruins
(ooo those pesky ruins)

I can't stand the preacher man
the man who preaches to my face
his sanctimonious lectures
i wish he'd just get off my case
it's all religious politics
hypocrisy within the church
dog-collared hypocrites
jesus lies from his perch

atrocity
inhumanity
depravity
christianity

thank god for Jesus
thank god for Jesus
thank god for Jesus
thank man for God

I cant stand the clergyman
he tells me i am a sinner
I hold the christian faith in horror
i hate the holy trinity
the christian church is full of gold
arc of the covenant
open up see what unfolds
all our faces start to melt

atrocity
inhumanity
depravity
christianity

thank god for Jesus
thank god for Jesus
thank god for Jesus
thank man for God

3. Elephant Boy

one school with a very odd pupil
one zoo with a very strange attraction
here's a grey tale
of elephant boy

little Tommy Green he was my mate at school
we used to skive off school every thursday afternoon
oh, little Tommy Green, he had black eyes of coal
had a mammoth task integrating with society
me and Tommy Green we were eating peanuts
that was when i noticed that he had the head of an
elephant AARRGGHH shot with blow dart
captured by scientists and never seen again

elephant boy is bigger than life

part elephant, part human boy, geneticists,
made it go wrong with their science misadventures

I got a job cleaning cages at the zoo
my main responsibility to disinfect the floors
one day i heard a voice, twas my old friend Tommy Green
and much to my surprise he had human head
oh, me and Tommy Green we were eating peanuts
that was when i noticed that he had the body of an
elephant AARRGGHH shot with blow dart
re-captured by scientists and never seen again

elephant boy is covered in jam

part elephant, part human boy, geneticists,
made it go wrong with their science misadventures

one lab with a mighty big bin bag
one graveyard with a very small grave

4. Isaac Bc

Isaac BC religion of Amn,
dislocated, a retarded farm
unholy practice, a roswell old barn

Metallic hieroglyphics are drawn
an unholy glow in the scarer of crows
maggots and worms praise this lord

Macabre Totems speaking in tongues
the church bell beckons the doer of wrongs
emperial powers of which he belongs

the congregations gathers "Behold!
our new lord is born, as was foretold.
kneel before his guarding of corn"

"Is this what is meant to be?
A recipe for my disease?"
"WORRY NOT ISAAC BC, I CAN TAKE CARE OF YOU
I WILL TAKE CARE OF YOU ALL"

"Lo! my flock, we're gathered today
to celebrate the god made of hay
weak in his gaze unfaithful will pay"

"I've had our instructions passed unto me
in visions and dreams, the future i see
take heed of mine words, thus spake unto thee"

the puritanical horde listened on
engrossed and enraptured, assembled throng
absorbing new truths from the preachers black tongue

ISAAC I APPLAUD YOUR EFFORTS THUS FAR
WELL DONE TO THEE MORTAL, YOUR REALLY A STAR
TO DELIVER COMMANDMENTS, HERE THEY ARE

"Is this what is meant to be?
A recipe for my disease?"
"WORRY NOT ISAAC BC, I CAN TAKE CARE OF YOU
I WILL TAKE CARE OF YOU ALL"

1. KILL ALL YOU DON'T KNOW
2. KILL ALL THAT YOU KNOW
3. BUILD THINE OWN SCARECROW
4. PITCHFORK THINE CHEST AND DIE

Lend him your plastic faith... ISAAC BC

Isaac BC began his duty... murderous
A hitchhikers life he took... murderous
hands clasped around her throat... murderous
snapped her neck and raped her corpse... murderous

Isaac took his families life... murderous
mutilated body parts... murderous
sewn together with human hair... murderous
evil scarecrow effigy born... murderous

5. Morbid Witch

i met her at the 'Frog and Cauldron'
She bought me a pint of mild
Raven hair, fingernails
with ashen face and a crimson smile
Mable, she offered to me
something i would not beleive
it was more than magic
she said "give me something that means most to thee"

she lied to me
she lied to me
she broke my magic wand
she lied to me

morbid witch
she how she cries, pity her life

Mable led me with a frozon hand
into a wretched swamp
inside a black and withered tree
she made her home
black candles, dimly lit the room
her dead relatives
at different states of discomposition

she lied to me
she lied to me
she bent my point hat
she lied to me

morbid witch
she how she cries, pity her life

6. Thor Vs Ra

I sit upon my throne of bone and contimplate the battle that must come
our father enters the arena to battle ra the egyptian god of sun
Ra is wearing a golden cloak, a golden hat and wields a golden staff
thor is wearing bearskin hide a horned helmet and a battle ax

Ra likes to eat his camel
Thor likes to taste his mackerel
Ra sings about the dessert
Thor sings about a longbost
Ra shags egyptian boys
Thor he shags busty barmaids
Ra he wears make-up
Thor he thinks that gay

along came ra
wielding sun
our father
had a hammer

RA
the bloody battle of
Thor vs RA

7. Robototron

I came home from work recharging batteries is needed now
the death star canteen was awfully busy due to rebel scum
the lunar bus was driven by tweeky "biddy biddy biddy biddy"
the darleks chased me home and but they could not chase me up the stairs
the doorway to my lunar pod was ajar i pushed it walked inside
my wife 'fembototron' suspended by a magnet with our son
kidbototron was dead as well beyond repair oh bloody HAL
I swear upon Uranus to wreak vengance on all human kind

I am Robototron
Exo-skele-titanium
I am cyborg-champion
I am Robototron

I am now a gladiator fighting other robot-kind
entertaining humans at the techno-colosseum 9
undefeated, battle-worn I am hunting Shatner for all time
My battle-dog chiwawa, choose a wah-wah, chews a wawawa
emperor William Shatner and Godzilla asked me who i was
i am husband to a broken fembot, blinking cursor for a son
and i will have my vengence until cylon says the day is done
dismembered him with robot claw, behold i am robototron

I am Robototron
Exo-skele-titanium
I am cyborg-champion
I am Robototron

8. Vampyre Trousers

I am not an anorak, i am not a maniac
you cannot comprehend, we are children of the night
gothic bloody vampire kiss, van helsing my nemesis
my quest to meet the master, count draculer

vampyre trousers

blood, wolves, moonlight
my black hearts desire

blessed be! I have arrived
howling stars were my guide
blessed be! I have nothing left
but a searing pain in my mind

blessed be! I am here
sunlight is what we fear
blessed be! i will wait for night
when the vampires will appear

I
of carpathian blud
inbred, bloodshed, a family trait
the forest it whispers my name
brian.....
brian.....
and then there was nothing

I am lycanthropian, i am of wolf and man
whittlesea devoid of gore, i kneel screaming by the shore
arms raised my wrists they bleed, why have you forsaken me?
a voice whispers in my ear "i like you trousers by the way"

vampyre trousers

blood, wolves, moonlight
my black hearts desire





EVIL SCARECROW LYRICS