FASTER PUSSYCAT LYRICS

1. Nonstop To Nowhere

I'm on the lame train, I got a first class ticket
On the nonstop to nowhere
Where it takes me I don't know
I guess the tracks you lay are your own

It's five o'clock in the morning
And I can't fall asleep again
Times are changing and moving fast
Way too fast for me
Seems like only yesterday
I was skipping school and stealing gasoline
I've been talking, I guess you can call it talking a white lie

One minute I'm on the top of the world
And the next thing you know

Sometimes I just sit and daydream
And I just slip away from here
If only I had a crystal ball
Or could invent a time machine
I'd go into the future and take a good look around
And what life has in store for me
I've been walking, I guess you can call it walking a thin line

One minute I'm on the top of the world
And the next thing you know

I'm on the lame train, I got a first class ticket
On the non-stop to nowhere
Where it takes me I don't know
I guess the tracks you lay are your own

It's like a chain gang
I know the exit but my problems
Seem to follow me wherever I go
Nonstop to nowhere
I don't believe the preachers
They're just sticking out their hands
I don't believe the government
And who in the hell's this Uncle Sam
Mr. conductor will you help me off this train
Well I believe I'm on the wrong one
And it's taking me down the drain

2. Body Thief

Do you take what's in the box, or what's behind door 213
Chocolate man's gone crazy, he's in the oxford up the street
Gonna take the Green river boat ride
With a Sea-Tac walking ho
With a cast of killers, Black and Decker drillers
Fucked up mental load
Hides the hooded zodiac, hey baby what's your sign
Got San Francisco shaking like the San Andreas line
Chuckie's selling time share at the San Quentin country club
Gien the mean lone furniture fiend
Selling tickets to his house of blood
The sweat beads up as the devil in you
Winds your ticking time bomb
And lights your vicious fuse
Gone, gone daddy you're really gone
On your bed of tales you somber on
Gone, gone daddy
You just a Body thief
Gone, gone daddy you're really gone
Does it get you high, does it turn you on
Gone, gone daddy
You just a Body thief
Teddy scared my mother and the collegiate debutant
Clicked the switch and watched him twitch, he fried the bastard raw
Jeff got one foot in the closet, one hand in the cookie jar
That ain't Palmolive you're soaking in
It's the flesh remover sauce

3. Jack The Bastard

Meet Jack the bastard
He's born without a face
He breeds disaster
Everywhere he stays
Searching for his maker
Which he may never find
His momma was a Shaker
With a sweet heart, shaped behind
He just goes anyway the wind blows
(He doesn't know the way)
It doesn't matter which way the wheels roll
(He doesn't know the way)
Meet Jack the bastard
Oh no, oh no no
Meet Jack the bastard
He's a man MAD
He's another Attila the Hun
Someone pissed in his Wheaties
No picnic for the father and son
Searching for gold in a coal mine
Just turn your fingers black
From Seattle to the Caroline's
With a dead monkey on your back
He's a son of a bitch
He's bruised and he's pissed, he's alone
Oh no, oh no no
Meet Jack the bastard

4. Big Dictionary

You got the right pronunciation
But you got the meaning all wrong
It's my, my first edition
Revise it if you like
But just remember it's a young man's book of bones
There's more to me than the words I read
It's language new to you
If you open your eyes instead of your legs
I wouldn't have to spell it out for you
She just loves me for my
Big dictionary
She wants my vocabulary
Complete from A to Z
She just loves me for my
Big dictionary
Mary, Mary's quite contrary
Thesaurus girl you ever seen
Can you ride my composition
It's a tongue and cheek religion
That will lift your body up
Maybe it's my superstition
You don't love me for my rhyme
Well you know that's just my luck

She just loves me for my
Big dictionary
She wants my vocabulary
Complete from A to Z

When she puts her hands on my
Big dictionary
I reach sanctuary
Thesaurus girl you ever seen
Hey there sunflower
If I was to let your fingers do the walking
Through my fellow pages
Would you know what they mean
(Oh yes I would, I know I would and between them I'll read)

5. Madame Ruby's Love Boutique

Loose lips and poker chips
If you're gonna talk speakeasy to me
Trash Can Louie knows the secret word
For a shiney dime he will give it to me
They pay the fuzz, rub the judge
And grease the local D.A.
It's down at the end of lonely street
Where Ruby's little doves give it away
And behind the two way mirrors
Cheap and nasty, nasty girls with threads that disappear
Madam Ruby's love boutique
A sex shop Mon Cheri
What this boy calls fun, others call obscene
Madam Ruby's love boutique
With cheeks as smooth as crepes de chine
At Madam Ruby's love boutique
A snap on diva from across the room
Blows a little kiss to me
You can smell the magic of that bone dragon
Singing her hits over to me
Then up the stairs and down the hall
To love room number five
Put your token in her vibrating box
And watch Sady come, come alive
And behind the two way mirrors
Cheap and nasty, nasty girls with threads that disappear

6. Only Way Out

What could I have done to make you hit so hard
And your cigarette is not the only thing that left a scar
You make me feel like painting the bathroom red
I better leave before I'm brain dead
It's the only way out
It's the way out of here
It's the only way out
It's the way out of here
Well it's the only way, well it's the only way out
Momma says you're not supposed to touch me there
Oh be a good little girl and give daddy your Teddy bear
Now she's on the corner selling lemonade
Papa selling pictures of her in the cage
There are some things that you can never ignore
There's so much sick folk in this world we adore

7. Maid In Wonderland

Bitten by the bed bug she slipped in the slime
Said I remember everything was fine
Had the boys wrapped around her finger back in her prime
She used to play the violin thinking everything divine

How long must you play
With your pins and needles
The wrong prick will take you away
Like it or not
This old maid lives in wonderland
This old maid seems to sink even deeper in her own quicksand

Always digging for gold always in the wrong place
A brown nose and a dirty smile you better wash it off your face
Junk is your religion it's the only thing that makes you pray
You used to look like Marilyn now you look through window pain

How long must you play
With your pins and needles
The wrong prick will take you away
Believe it or not
This old maid lives in wonderland
This old maid seems to sink even deeper in her own quicksand
This old maid lives in wonderland
This old maid dances with the leeches, they're walking hand in hand

8. Friends

Who said that money was everything
Well that's a crock, you know what I'm saying
When the well runs dry
Say goodbye to fair weather friends
If I need a hug
And feel like crawling under a rug
If I fell on my face
I know that you'd be there to help me up

Cause it's you, only you that makes me strong
Cause there ain't nobody, no
Gonna make me live my life alone
A friend won't leave me lying in the road
While the others they just pelt me with their sticks and stones
Won't steal my money
Won't rob my home or take my honey
I hope my friend will always be there while I grow old

Lovers they come and go
Like ships to a dock, a bunch of heartbreakers they are
They blind you with their innocence
And tie your heart in knots
If I need some hope
And I feel like I'm at the end of my rope
You make that funny face
You're always there to cheer me up

Cause it's you, only you that will take me along
Cause there ain't nobody, no
I'd rather have to help me sing a song
A friend won't leave me lying in the road
While the others they just pelt me with their sticks and stones
Won't steal my money
Won't rob my home or take my honey
I hope my friend will always be there while I grow old

Won't think it's funny
And stand up for me, while others call me a dummy
A friend will always be there when I grow
A friend will always be there when I grow
A friend will always be there when I grow old

9. Catbash

You guys think you're so fucking cool cause you're in Faster Pussycat
You guys might have gone gold
But have you gone platinum, platinum, platinum, I don't think so
When was the last time your video was on T.V.
Hey we just done slapped a dick across their head
And gave 'em a big ole welt
I never said I slept with you on the Sally Jesse Raphael Show
But I think you should remember what did indeed occur
I was wondering if the shit that was said on
Sally Jesse Raphael Show was true
Cause boy they were two ugly bitches
Tinsel town Hollywood queer
You are my dream man, you are my idol, please call me
I don't think so
You guys have no musical integrity
You have no musical ability
You got some lipstick I can borrow
Don't get choked, sucking off your band members cocks
You fuckin' cheese puff faggot
You got some lipstick I can borrow
Fuckin' little faggot users
Cram it in balls and all, I don't think so
Faster Pussycat they suck
I happen to think that you're all a bunch of
cum guzzling prick dripping assholes
Faster Pussycat is god

10. Loose Booty

A booty-booty
Well here's a story about a floppy romp
All in all it seemed so fun
You got a rotten bladder and fat can knees
That's why she wears plastic sheets
Her butt, it drags along the street
Now there are no room for me
She had the face of a pony if she went on a diet
Come on fat bitch, do us truly
Nice girl
She tried to sit on me
Nice girl
She's way too fat for me
Nice girl
That someone dents her teeth
Nice girl
She tried to squeeze the shakes out of me
Loose booty
Loose booty
Big old lady had a woobly ol' butt
You thought that was big, you should've seen her gut
Well the bird was a psychic, she waddled
She's so big, she's got her own zip code
That lady can house a family of four
Give me a chimichanga please se

11. Mr. Lovedog

I left the evergreen combat zone
For a taste of a better life for me
The star dog left the mother bone
For a jewel he'd never find or see
You may have hated me, I don't know
But I loved the way you played your role
You couldn't stop to kick the jive
It left your kin with salty eyes

Hey Mr. Lovedog
You will always be
The one back home that could of had it all
Hey Mr. Lovedog
You never really knew me
God bless your velvet gifted soul
Makes no sense at all
Now you're the holy roller
With the hub cap diamond star halo
This is goodbye to captain Hi-top
Hope your pearl jam
Can keep it strong

They may have hated me, I don't know
But I loved the way you played your role
You couldn't stop to kick the jive
It left your kin with salty eyes

Higher and higher and higher and higher we go
Where we stop I think nobody knows (nobody knows)
Higher and higher and higher and higher we go
Where we stop I think nobody knows (nobody knows)
Higher and higher and higher and higher we go
Where we stop I think nobody knows (nobody knows)

You may have liked me, I don't know
But I loved the way you played your role
You couldn't stop to kick the jive
It kicked you up to the sky

12. Out With A Bang

I'm a stoned lone flunky that didn't kiss your
Ask me questions, I didn't pass your test
I'm the poster boy for delinquent debauchery
I'm incognito, got my Al Capone sunglasses
The Babylon night crawler
With a prima donna on my wing
Gonna make some noise before I die
And shoot the bullet I loaded
Can't catch me if you tried, anyway
I'm gonna live with no remorse or sorrow
The devil made me do it and I'd do it again
Don't care if I slip into a grave tomorrow
Cause when I go out I'm going out with a bang
Freeze this is a stick up in your
Ask and thy shall receive a sentence
Life in confinement ain't a life for me
I ditched the police man
Still got my Smith & Wesson cuffs
That links me to the money
My head bone is connected to her lip bone
Dig it, I ain't your wallflower
Ain't your puppet, ain't no saint
Call me old fashion
But I'll do ya on the first date
The devil made me do it and I'd do it again
I'm gonna go out with a bang
The devil made me do it and I'd do it again
I'm gonna go out with a bang

13. Too Tight

[Japanese bonus track]

It's not safe, can't you understand
Your puppy love noose got my balls in hand
And it ain't easy being me
I don't understand myself
It's not the season for a sweetheart relation
It's out of my hands when the feeling leaves the station
Really I don't need this house of pain
You squeeze me 'til there's no reply
And I'm all out of breath
I drowned in your river
And pulled out your sliver
I'm sleeping with the dogs again
It's just too tight
Your grip on my, on my heart yeah
It's just too tight
It's just a strangulation
It just ain't right
Loosen your noose, this ain't hangman
This ain't right
It squeezes the daylights out of me
It's too tight
Down around the corner at Rosco's kitchen
You're giving me the runs with all your bitching
You're a fool child, a fool to fall for me
Maybe someday I'll get my house in the meadow
Put a bun in the oven, throw away my stiletto
Really I don't know just where or when
You squeeze me 'til there's no reply
And I'm all out of breath
I drowned in your river
And pulled out your sliver
I'm sleeping with the dogs again
It's just too tight
Your grip on my, on my heart yeah
It's just too tight
It's just a strangulation
It just ain't right
Loosen your noose, this ain't hangman
This ain't right
It squeezes the daylights out of me
It's too tight
Maybe I'm dumb, yeah maybe I'm stupid
But I say shoot that stupid ass Cupid
If he knocks, knocks on my door again

14. Charge Me Up

[Japanese bonus track]

It's not that I'm lonely
I'm just tired of keeping the rats company
It's not that I need someone to help me
Drag me out of bed and brush my teeth
I'm as aggravated as an old hound dog
Trying to remember where I buried my bone
Knocked off my feet and on my back
And these damn shorts are creeping up my crack
And it's hard to feel the sun when I'm sitting in the shade
It's all a bore to me when everything stays the same
Come on be my power station
Everyone needs a light
I don't need no paid vacation
To get me electrified
Come on, charge me up
And don't ever let me come
Don't ever let me come down
Charge me up
Cause it's all I need to keep me sound
I hate to sound ungrateful
But honey I could take to a little more of your energy
Well you're my, my addiction
And I'm strung out from your head down to your feet
You finally got me out from under my stone
And the big old dog finally found his bone
Back on my feet and off my back
And ripped those shorts right out of my crack
And it's good to feel the sun, I'm out of the shade
What was a bore to me just up and went away
Come on be my power station
Everyone needs a light
I don't need no paid vacation
To get me electrified
Come on, charge me up
And don't ever let me come down
Don't ever let me come down
Charge me up
Cause it's all I need to keep me sound
It's not that I'm lonely
I'm just tired of keeping the rats company
It's just bad company
Well you're my, my addiction
And I'm strung out from your head down to your feet
Just a fix is all I need
I don't need to paid vacation
To get me electrified
Got me a sweet little power station
That keeps me satisfied







FASTER PUSSYCAT LYRICS