FLACHENBRAND LYRICS

1. Anyone Who Likes The Dillinger Escape Plan Is A Faggot

harvey fierstein told me you guys ruled
john zorn called to tell me you're great
the caller I.d. was from a gay bar
you guys fucking suck

any guy who likes you
like neurosis and dicks up his ass
you think you're so fucking original
gay bars used to be original too

you never get bad reviews
because all the writers shoot up cum
everyone who likes you
is a gay homosexual faggot

2. I'm Glad You Got Breast Cancer, Cunt

guys used to always buy you drinks
and they'd always kiss your ass
now you just have one tit
ha ha you stupid cunt

I always hoped you'd get a.I.d.s.
but breast cancer will do
now you've just got one tit
but you used to have two

a drunk guy tried to feel you up
but there was nothing there
so he punched you in the teeth
and stole your money, cunt

I always hoped you'd get a.I.d.s.
but breast cancer will do
now you've just got one tit
but you used to have two

3. The South Won't Rise Again

you toothless inbred retard
why do you still even care
there'll never be another civil war
you're mad cuz your trailer has a flat tire

the south won't rise again
the south won't rise again
the south won't rise again
the south won't rise again

what could you possibly gain
by breaking the country in two
your overalls are gay
let go of your sisters tit

I think it's cool that you make moonshine
it's even coller when you go blind from drinking it
how come your ancestors diden't realize
they'd lose cuz their president was named after boss hogg

the south won't rise again
the south won't rise again
the south won't rise again
the south won't rise again

4. I'm Glad Jazz Faggots Don't Like Us Anymore

we just wanted to sound like shit
but you thought we were avant garde
you thought we went to art school
but we worked at gas stations

you thought we were cool
but you diden't know we hate you
you thought we were cool
fuck off all you fucking faggots

you diden't know we were a bunch of assholes
you thought we were liberal and arty
you tried to act wierd and pretend you were violent
when I whipped chairs at you, you can off and cried

you thought we were cool
but you diden't know we hate you
you thought we were cool
fuck off all you fucking faggots

once you realized we hate people like you
you finally stopped coming to our shows
now there's less faggots, less people with glasses
less know it all eggheads, no more jazz fags

you thought we were cool
but you diden't know we hate you
you thought we were cool
fuck off all you fucking faggots

5. Bonus Track #5

[Sung In The Key Of Gene Simmons Counting Money]

you'd better watch out
I own a bank mahine
you only took out 10
I charged you for 19
you'd better watch out
I'm a jew named gene
etc.







FLACHENBRAND LYRICS