FREAK KITCHEN LYRICS

1. God Save The Spleen

Look out gringo!
Here I come now
Priority lane

Me white person
White male person
Top of the food chain

God save the spleen
And Shanghai surgery
God save the spleen
Your kidney belongs to me

It belongs to me
God save the spleen

No moral issues
It’s you or me, dude
Whistle the organ transplant song (song)

Your government sanctions
Are far beyond tiptop
Is this liver Falun Gong?

From the pharynx and larynx
To your Johnson and your skin
A million Taiwan dollars
Say you can’t win

God save the spleen
And Shanghai surgery
God save the spleen
Your kidney belongs to me

It belongs to me
You belong to me

Second grade citizens, prisoners and activists
Sure as hell won’t case me any sleepless nights
Your anatomy fits perfectly
Fuck violations of human rights

Do not hit the waist
The stuff inside is useful!
Be careful with the waist
The stuff inside is useful!
Do not hit the waist!
Be careful with the waist

It’s harvest time! (it’s harvest time)
It’s harvest time! (it’s harvest time)
It’s harvest time!

God save the spleen
And Shanghai surgery (surgery)
God save the spleen (surgery)
Your kidney belongs to me

Belongs, belongs to me
You belong to me!

God save the spleen

2. Hip Hip Hoorah

Hip hip hooray (hip hip hooray)
Hey!

Hip hip hooray
Let’s hear it for smartass day
Hip hip hooray
Let’s celebrate the smartass way

We must analyse (we must analyse)
Meticulously scrutinize
Label (label), label and categorize
Then finally pulverize

Hip hip hip hip hooray (hip hip hooray)
Hip (hip hip hooray)
Hip hip hooray (hip hip hooray)
Let’s hear it for smartass day (hip hip hooray) (hip hip)
Hip hip hooray (hip hip hooray) (you’re such a smartass)
Let’s celebrate the smartass way (hip hip hooray)

Ain’t no stuff out there you find the slightest inspiring, no
Since you’ve seen and heard everything
You need to tell the world nothing’s happening under the sun
Be the judge, the jury and executioner in one, in one

Ahh, chop off heads with that lethal keyboard, you’re the meanest of the mean
Those furious forum posts are as sharp as the Guillotine
Rip it all into pieces, man, that latest comment rules (hip hip hooray)
On these bloody, binary battlefields we break it down into molecules (hip hip hooray)

Hip hip hooray (hip hip hooray) (hip hip hip hip)
Let’s hear it for smartass day (hip hip hooray)
Hip hip hooray (hip hip hooray)
Let’s celebrate the smartass way
Hip hip hooray
Mhh, let’s hear it for smartass day
Hip hip hooray
Let’s celebrate the smartass way
The smartass way
Argh!

Hip hip hooray

Hip, hip hip hooray, hip

Hip hip hooray (hip hip hooray) (hip hip hooray)
Let’s hear it for smartass day (hip hip hooray) (let’s hear it)
Hip hip hooray (hip hip hooray) (hip hip hooray)
Let’s celebrate the smartass way (hip hip hooray)
Hip hip hooray (hip hip hooray) (hooray)
Let’s hear it for smartass day (hip hip hooray) (hip hip hooray)
Hip hip hooray (hip hip hooray) (hip hip hooray)
Let’s celebrate the smartass way (hip hip hooray)
The smartass way

3. Teargas Jazz

We all come down to the Delhi to play freaky music
And check out the vivid scenery
This Danish paper printed explosive cartoons
The Muslim world took quite seriously
Seriously

Provocation or freedom of speech?
The shit had hit the fan and there we were
Don’t go out there, you’re oozing Scandinavian
Always trust the wisdom of your local chauffeur

Tandoori stains
Tandoori stains and teargas jazz (ah!)
No, we’re not Danes
No, we’re not Danes, teargas jazz

Teargas jazz
Jazz

Hah!

As pragmatic Vikings we kept a low profile
The mad were mad as only mad can be
We all come down to the Delhi to play freaky music
And check out the vivid scenery

Tandoori stains
Tandoori stains and teargas jazz
No, we’re not Danes
No, we’re not Danes, teargas jazz
Tandoori stains
Tandoori stains and teargas jazz
No, we’re not Danes
No, we’re not Danes, teargas, teargas

Jazz!

Teargas!
Jazz!

Tandoori stains
Tandoori stains and teargas jazz (ah!)
No, we’re not Danes
No, we’re not Danes, teargas jazz
Tandoori stains
Tandoori stains, teargas jazz, hey!
No, we’re not Danes
No, we’re not Danes, no, we’re not Danes, teargas

Jazz…

4. Sick? (Death By Hypochondria)

Sick!

Everybody feel sick, everybody feel pain
Everybody feel sick, everybody complain
Everybody feel sick, everybody feel pain
Everybody feel sick, everybody complain
Everybody feel sick, is everybody insane?
Everybody feel sick, everybody feel sick
Everybody feel sick, everybody feel sick
Sick!

You seem perfectly alright to me
Still that headache and twitch tell differently, differently
And that allergy, anxiety and itch on your right knee
Fatal probably

Everybody feel sick, everybody feel pain
Everybody feel sick, everybody complain (everybody complain)
Everybody feel sick, everybody feel pain
Everybody feel sick, everybody complain
Everybody feel sick, is everybody insane?
Everybody feel sick (everybody feel sick)
Sick!

Relax, I am sure you get enough protein
It’s not likely you’ll grow a tumor from bad hygiene
No, it’s not the scariest ingrown toenail I have ever seen
But please put yourself in quarantine (sick, everybody feel pain)
(everybody feel sick, everybody complain)
Put yourself in quarantine (everybody feel sick, everybody feel pain)
What if you get really sick? (everybody feel sick, everybody complain)

Sick? Death by hypochondria
Sick? Death by hypochondria
Death! Sick?

You got nothing to bitch about
Get a little perspective for bacteria’s sake
Sooner or later we will all reach the end
So give that frantic worrying a break

Death by hypochondria
Death!

Sick? Death by hypochondria
Sick? Death by hypo–
Sick? Sick?

What if you get really sick?
Everybody feel sick, everybody complain (sick, sick, sick)
Everybody feel sick, everybody feel pain
Everybody feel sick, everybody complain (sick, sick)
Everybody feel sick, is everybody insane? (is everybody insane, is everybody insane?)
Everybody feel sick, everybody complain
Everybody feel sick, everybody feel pain (everybody, everybody)
Everybody feel sick, everybody complain (everybody)
Everybody feel sick, is everybody insane?
Everybody feel sick (sick? death by hypochondria)
Everybody feel sick (sick?)
Everybody feel sick (sick?)

5. OK

Transparent, a black hole of emptiness
Expectations that will turn you into a permanent mess

Just drop it
You’re OK
You’re OK

Projecting all those failures chokes your energy
Little by little you fade into passivity

Just drop it
You’re OK
You’re OK

You’re OK
You’re OK
Respect yourself, protect yourself
Respect yourself, protect yourself

Makes me sad to see how desperately you try
It won’t change a single thing as life passes you by

Just drop it
You’re OK
You’re, you’re OK

Respect yourself, protect yourself
Respect yourself
Respect yourself, protect yourself
It’s all OK
Respect yourself, protect yourself
OK, OK

You’re OK

6. Honey, You're A Nazi

Soccer Mom Hatred!
Soccer Mom Hatred!
Duh…
Duh…
Blame it on the Muslims
Blame it on the Jews
Honey, you’re a Nazi

We talk for a while, you seem to be nice person
A caring, loving mother of two
Then you begin to rave about overpopulation
And how good a bunch of more wars would do

Soccer Mom Hatred!
Soccer Mom Hatred!
Duh…
Duh… (duh)
Blame it on the Muslims
Blame it on the Jews (mmhh)
Honey, you’re a Nazi

Soccer Mom Hatred!
Soccer Mom Hatred!
Duh…
Duh… (honey-ney-ney)
Blame it on Hispanics
Blame it on the Hindus
Honey, you’re a, honey, you’re a Nazi

Ugliness usually starts on a small scale
The profile fits splendidly
You spooky woman with your tunnel vision (tunnel vision)
Celebrating ‘Arian Superiority’
No, I don’t care for another cookie
Duh, duh…

Soccer Mom!
Soccer Mom Hatred!
Soccer Mom Hatred!
Soccer Mom Hatred!
Soccer Mom Hatred!
Blame it on the Muslims
Blame it on the Jews
Honey, you’re a Nazi

Soccer Mom Hatred!
Soccer Mom Hatred!
Duh…
Duh…
Blame it on Hispanics
Blame it on the Hindus
Honey, you’re a Nazi

No mosque or synagogue (no mosque or synagogue)
Is being built near you (near you, no way)
Put on that brown shirt
Get down to Richard W. (get down)

Honey, you’re a Nazi

Your husband lost his job the other day
Company downsizing for efficiency
But you see through whatever they say
It’s all an evil conspiracy of Arabs and Blacks and the Gay community

No, I don’t care for another cookie…

Soccer Mom Hatred!
Soccer Mom Hatred!
Duh…
Duh…
Blame it on the Muslims
Blame it on the Jews
Honey, you’re a Nazi

Soccer Mom Hatred!
Soccer Mom Hatred!
Honey, you’re a Nazi, Nazi
Blame it on Hispanics
Blame it on the Hindus
Honey, you’re a Nazi

Never underestimate the power of maternal hate, hate, hate

Blame it on the Chinese
Blame it on the Lebanese
Honey, you’re a Nazi

7. The Only Way

You should be welcome now to our show today
It's society in a modern way

Follow everything I say
With your safety in mind
Know that we're the only way
To a place where the blind lead the blind

The more I see of life in this special way
Where the will to live breaks down from day to day
The more I'm sure I'm stuck in a big charade
Where everyone is dying to be displayed

And when I'm notified
That they can't understand my mind
'cause there's a doubt

I raise my head up high
I'm breaking out because I know it's right

Follow everything I say
With your safety in mind
Know that we're the only way
To a place where the blind lead the blind

The man behind the mirror hides the truth
Well, it's always been like that
The man behind the mirror hides the truth

Follow everything I say
With your safety in mind
Know that we're the only way
To a place where the blind lead the blind
Follow everything I say
With your safety in mind
Know that we're the only way
To a place where the blind lead the blind
Follow everything I say
With your safety in mind
Know that we're the only way

8. Murder Groupie

Be
Be my
Be my mur–
Be my murder
Be my murder grou–
Be my murder groupie

All those letters of yours make me feel less lonely
You’ve simply got to believe you’re my one and only

My puppy eyes will make you take the bait
If you love me you will help set things straight

Be
Be my
Be my mur–
Be my murder
Be my murder grou–
Be my murder groupie
Be
Be my
Be my mur–
Be my murder
Be my murder grou–
Be my murder groupie

Be my murder groupie
Be my murder groupie

Your support and affection mean the world to me
I need your trust desperately

That shallow life of yours could stand a thrill
If you love me, then, precious, kill you will

You want a change, you’re feeling stuck (be my)
An easy prey, a sitting duck
Your resistance is nil

I read you like an open book (be my)
If you love me, then, precious
Kill you will

Ah, be
Be my
Be my mur–
Be my murder
Be my murder grou–
Be my murder groupie

Be
Be my
Be my mur–
Be my murder
Be my murder grou–
Be my murder groupie
Be
Be my
Be my mur–
Be my murder
Be my murder grou–
Be my murder groupie

Be my murder groupie
Be my murder groupie

I…
You want a change, you’re feeling stuck
An easy prey, a sitting duck
Your resistance is nil

I read you like an open book
If you love me, then, precious
Kill you will

Be my
Be my
Be my

Be
Be my
Be my mur–
Be my murder
Be my murder grou–
Be my murder groupie
Be
Be my
Be my mur–
Be my murder
Be my murder grou–
Be my murder groupie
Be
Be my
Be my mur–
Be my murder
Be my murder grou–
Be my murder groupie
Be
Be my
Be my mur–
Be my murder
Be my murder grou–
Be my murder groupie

Be my murder groupie
Be my murder groupie

9. The Smell Of Time

No matter how
We try and try
No matter what
Minutes still fly by
We try so hard
Ain't worth a dime
There is no escape
From the smell of time

The smell of time (the smell of time)
The smell of time

Bingo baby, you just won a Prius
Would you mind filling out the questionnaire?
Someone goes on a phishing trip
Your life savings vaporize into thin air

Masturbation for Dummies
Carrot lover or carnivore?
The political agenda
Is thrown out the mahogany door

No matter how
We try and try
No matter what
Minutes still fly by (fly by)
We try so hard
Ain't worth a dime
There is no escape
From the smell of time

(the smell of time)
The smell of time (the smell of time)

Everyone despises you in the waiting line
And spanking that monkey is such a drag
You can't bring toothpaste on the plane
But we seal your liquor in a special plastic bag

Sure, the furniture's cheap (so cheap)
But someone always has to pay
A Messiah complex the size of a T. Rex can be yours to own today
A Messiah complex the size of a T. Rex can be yours to own today

Besserwissers and assholes take the exit to the left (the exit to the left)
That console gives you arthritis so no more grand auto theft
Climate changes and terrorist threats have become part of everyday life (everyday everyday)
Mow the lawn at any cost while your brother is banging your wife (your brother is banging your wife)

No matter how
We try and try
No matter what
Minutes, minutes still fly by
We try so hard
Ain't worth a dime
There is no escape
From the smell of time

(the smell of time)
The smell of time (the smell of time)
The smell of time (smell it)

10. One Last Dance

Come closer, don’t fear me
I need you to be near me
Much closer so you hear me
Come closer
Any chance, One Last Dance?

Another precious day, another precious hour
Another shot of morphine in a life gone sour
It feels like a cruel joke at my expense
Struggle to come to peace while I’m drowning in turbulence

Come closer, don’t fear me
I need you to be near me
Much closer so you hear me
Come closer
Any chance, One Last Dance?

It’s all so trivial, this whole transfusion thing
Still I’m checking out ‘positive’ has a funny ring
Would you do me a favor since I’m running a bit late (running a bit late)
My skin is thick, yet dying is a radical state
Dying is a radical state

Come closer, don’t fear me
I need you to be near me
Much closer so you hear me
Come closer
Any chance, One Last Dance?
Any chance, One Last Dance?

Come closer, don’t fear me
I need you to be near me
Much closer so you hear me
Come closer, come closer

Any chance of One Last Dance? (Come closer)
Any chance of One Last Dance? (Much closer)
Any chance of One Last Dance? (Come closer)
Any chance of One Last Dance?

One last dance?
One last dance?
Come closer
One last dance?

11. Do Not Disturb

Your CV's impressive
Your haircut divine
Hey, that milk lasts a year

Starbucks and buttfucks
And women's lib
Your taxi is here

Carcinogenic cornflakes
Antibiotic steaks

Careful
Gentle now
Do not disturb

Global warming
SUVs
Middle East hate

Your space is MySpace
That Facebook profile
Needs an update

Everyone's trying to cheat
Dig up a bum we can beat

Careful
Gentle now
Do not disturb

Love me (love me), strangle me (strangle me)
Jump from the balcony of your penthouse. of your penthouse (careful, gentle now)
Your kid is into (strangle me) amateur porn (love me)
Just a click away with your Microsoft wireless optical mouse, with your optical mouse (careful, gentle now)

Where can I reach Al Gore?
This weather is simply a bore

Careful
Gentle now
Do not

12. Clean It Up

Spare me your lame excuses
You think I find it funny? Take another good look
How many times can a person screw things up?
Perhaps you're aiming for that Guinness book?

I'm done covering, it's just embarrassing
To stick your head in the sand won't make it go away
I know you're not dumb yet something clearly is missing
What did the T-shirt say? Same shit, different day...

Wake up brother
There's no other
Than you to clean it up
Wake up brother
There's no other
Than you to clean it up

I don't want to turn my back on you
I'll be the last person to abandon ship
But there's a limit to how far one can carry another
When all you do is slip and slip and slip

No more bull, think a little ahead
Fed up listening to your sorry ass voice
Never thought I'd call you a fool
But these nasty habits of yours leave me no choice

Clean it up (clean it up, clean it up)
Clean it up (clean it up)

Wake up brother
There's no other
Than you to clean it up
Wake up brother
There's no other
Than you to clean it up, to clean it up

Wake up brother
There's no other
Than you to clean it up, come clean
Wake up brother (wake up!)
There's no other
Than you to clean it up, clean it up
Wake up brother
There's no other (clean it up)
Than you to clean it up
Wake up brother
There's no other
Than you

Clean it up
Clean it up







FREAK KITCHEN LYRICS