GEHENNAH LYRICS

1. Metal Police

I heard some rumours that was going around
That your "Metal" band is coming to town
But then I realized just what the hell you are
With your poser haircuts and your 7-stringed guitars

Saw you drag a keyboard up onstage
A sight that almost made me vomit with rage
When you pulled out that fancy 5-stringed bass
I knew for a fact we had to kick your ass

This is our streets and you should take our advice
You better beware we won't tell you twice
A shitstorm is coming to rid the disease
We are the METAL POLICE!

I heard you are sober and don't eat meat?
Well, that's the way to lose some teeth
You'll regret those expensive shoes
Your designer shirts and tribal tattoos

And that 6 minute song was a big mistake
Time to wipe that smile of your stupid face
We're the judge and jury and you're sentenced to die
Now there's no way you're leaving town alive

This is our streets and you should take our advice
You better beware because we won't tell you twice
A shitstorm is coming to rid the disease
We are the METAL POLICE!

We'll shove that keyboard down your throat
Throw you in the river to see if you float
Break both your knees and make you crawl
So everyone can see who's the fucking law

We are the METAL POLICE!

2. Four Knuckle Facelift

You got too many teeth in your stupid smile
You got too much sunshine in your ignorant eyes
But don't you worry, because the doctor is here
Gonna give you a treatment from ear to ear

FOUR KNUCKLE FACELIFT - UH!

I'm gonna fix that unbroken jaw
You'll look real funny, sucking food from a straw
That's how I work, I scar and I bruise
And I cash my checks in drugs and booze

FOUR KNUCKLE FACELIFT - UH!

The simple cure for your pretty-boy looks
Is a few of my heavy right handed hooks
Make you a laughing-stock, the joke of the town
You'll lose your fancy look, become an ugly clown

FOUR KNUCKLE FACELIFT - UH!

3. Crime Career

Sittin' here nothin' to do
Contemplating sniffin' glue
Got no job, got no cash
Feelin' like some fuckin' trash

I said that I got nothin' to do
And I'm gonna take it out on you

CRIME CAREER the way I gotta go

Dealin' drugs, cashin' in
Screw the system, the way to win
Lovin' my career of crime
Takin' yours, make it mine

I said screw the system's the way to win
Fuck the police I'm cashin' in

CRIME CAREER the way to fuckin' go

4. Fuck 'em All

[originally by Dwarves]

I fucked one in the basement
I fucked one in the hall
Fucked one on a toilet seat in a bathroom stall
Fucked one in an alley
Up against the wall
I fucked 'em all
I fucked one in Exotica
And then I got the blues
Then I fucked a college girl
Didn't have a clue
Fucked one turning sideways
Like a Chinese doll
I fucked 'em all
It seems like balling bitches
That's all I ever do
Hey you better watch your ass
I'll fuck that too
I fucked one on a freight train
Rolled a load all night
Fucked a girl from Pittsburgh
Steel is what they like
Fucked an operator
Yeah she takes my calls
I fucked 'em all





GEHENNAH LYRICS