HAYWORTH LYRICS

1. 15 Seconds Alone In The Hot Tub

You're so fucked

I can't look into a mirror without wishing I could hang in its particle board frame forever

And with a smile I'll stare back at you

2. That Ain't Lake Minnetonka...

I can't even walk

Keeping fingers crossed for a brand new set of legs

Keep lying directly to my face

You'll sense disinterest at my waist

Contemplation distaste reevaluate erase

Replace my mind with anyone that's not mine

Fuck me love me

When I'm in the ground, will you pray above me?

3. Fuck Church

I'm starting to lose track of time (day in day out)

Hands spin clap and pry (day in day out)

At what's left of my (day in day out)

Underdeveloped adolescent mind (day in day out

You're the only one for me

You're my terminal disease

God's the pilot in the cockpit of my piece of shit

Next stop: abstinence and loneliness

Caught between you and the sleep I lose

Why can't I choose?

4. Pet Cemetery

You don't deserve those eyes

Liar, go ahead

Say your prayers, no one cares

Not even "him"

Say your prayers, no one cares

A single candle, a room lit dim

Premarital sex at it's best

Digesting before bed

5. Domestic Violence Rules

It's like it is contagious

The failure of marriage

This wedding miscarriage

Why me? (I don't know) why now? (I don't know)

I've become numb to feeling itself

The past turns itself over into nothing

I've never seen such obsession

"All situations are mathematical," she said

All of these calculations seem pointless to me

Wait, wait, wait the end shall be...

6. Middle Aged Couple Engaged In Consensual Intercourse For Procreational Purposes Only In Missionary Style Position With The Lights On

You are depression in a female body I hate you and everything you do ripped off wings brought to the ground I'm not an ant just stomp me out, just stomp me out. I can't help but feel the way I do about me and you...
Speak now or forever hold your peace, I now pronounce you fucked and depressed

7. I Don't Want To Be A Ninja Anymore...

Drink up baby don't be shy tonight

Oh, what? You can't walk? Then baby

I will be your guide

And when you dip I will dip

And when you dive I will dive

To survive humans must procreate

Am I right? Then why are you murdering your own kind?

I'd be better off by myself

(Our only chance for salvation is the noose in your hand)

Trust me you're lucky

You could be by yourself

(Tying knots around my own dick

It's trying to kill itself)

She's not drunk enough to fuck me

Fuck.

8. Boy With A Goat Head Who's Just Trying To Fit In But He Has A Goat Head So It's Not Really Working Out

I'm starving for affection

You won't feed me because

You don't need me

It's just the same old day to day routine

I know you could spare a failure like me

She's drunk now and she still won't fuck me

I'm still suffering from appetite loss

And it's your fault

9. Gump

Christened you glisten with love not lust

Or are your sweat glands fibbing to me?

Oh hey you little angel, black wings eyes

Rolled white, left alone for too long but

I found you through song now I won't let you out of my sight

10. 400 Pounds Of Saint Bernard Having Sex On A Milk Carton

(I exist in only two defined: son) there's a difference between love and attention... oh supposed god, I've never seen the clouds part away from these skies sunken are my dreams that will never be a happy family

11. The Municipal Incinerator

Put a bullet in my head, shoot me dead

Or slaughter me, make a story out of me

Fuck my family, fuck my friends, fuck their lives, please, replace old
(Cyanide) extract gold (cyanide)

"You're going to end up alone and no one cares about you"

Evolve from primate, migrate, blind date

I'm the lost member of this ménage à trois

An intangible birthmark, a nostalgic battle-scar

Evin, Evin, what the fuck is wrong with you? What are you? Heartless







HAYWORTH LYRICS