HENRY METAL LYRICS

1. Wizard Vs Demon

O'er the field, past the pines
Where the treeline met the sky
Did I direct my mind's eye
To ask a single question, "why"
Why are the buttheads all in charge?
With egos so large?
Why is the whole system a lie?
Designed to crucify
anything good that we once knew
anything wonderful and true
and with the thundering of drums
did the answer come

stupid human, you can't even see
you're set to burn here eternally
bound together with your fellow man
set against yourselves since time began

Wizard, you and I shall fight
for the reclamation of the light
Your human powers are wee
You are no match for me

Pestilence, hatred war and greed
slaughtering each other on the land and sea
locked in a constant battle for nothing
til the end of your life, i'll have you running

and when that stupid demon thought that i was done
it was only then that i'd begun
to make sure that the tables were turned
with a guitar solo that frankly burned

Demon, before the night is through
You shall curse my kung fu
Demon, your world shall be rocked
And you shall

Demon you and I shall fight
Your demon face I shall smite
All of your powers are wee
You shouldn't mess with me

2. Succubus

Succubus...

you come out crawling from the deeps
giving all men the creeps
you are the one that was foretold
the one more tempting than gold
horny demon, satan spawn
horny demon, ye be gone

now you have reentered the room
smelling of sweet Wind Song perfume
I have to stop and remind
Not to stare at your behind
horny demon wants to get it on
eat my soul before the break of dawn
...but you won't eat me...

sweet enchantress, darkest night
evil binds me, it takes my site
lust appears ambiguous
on the wings of a succubus

there's not much more that I can say
about such a bad lady
except that I regret the day
you chose to come my way
devil vixen, cray cray wh*re
you shall haunt my dreams no more
...haunt my dreams no more...

sweet enchantress, darkest night
evil binds me, it takes my site
lust appears ambiguous
on the wings of a succubus

...you don't like me, i'm not tasty
there's no need for you to eat me...

blood sucking Lilleth, thou must repent
for all the turmoil and unending torment
you have caused deep within my loins
never again shall our souls entwine

3. Heavy Metal Is Dead

This is a song for the critics and the haters
Of Henry Metal
Not everybody's gonna get Henry Metal
But if you don't, just step off...

When I was 13 and I got my first guitar
They said "Kid you suck"
When I was 21 and playin' in a bar
They said "Kid, you still suck"
That's not the right sound
I don't hear a hit
You're doing everything wrong
Man that sounds like s***

You're not supposed to play that way
That just isn't done
And why do you say all the stupid things you say?
Man you're just dumb
Why do you waste your time and your life
Just pickin' on the guit'?
Don't you know no one buys songs anymore?
Why don't you just quit?

If it's true that Metal is dead I'll bring flowers to the grave
To thank those Metal Gods that gave their lives
That mine might be saved
And in the coldest, blackest night I recommit
To carry on the flame
May I do everything that I can
To live up to my name

Don't you know that Metal cannot die?
You could not kill Metal if you tried... no

[Solo]

I don't care if Heavy Metal is dead and everyone likes pop
I don't care if I sell zero downloads, I'm never gonna stop

If it's true that Metal is dead I'll bring flowers to the grave
To thank those Metal Gods that gave their lives
That mine might be saved
And in the coldest, blackest night I recommit
To carry on the flame
May I do everything that I can
To live up to my name

4. Samurai

Roaming the fields of ancient Japan
Was a very particular kind of man
He dealt justice at the end of a blade
And dealt fury like the ace of spades
Think you know who I'm talkin' about...

Samurai, you're a bad a** dude
Samurai will fight for whatever he wants to

If you had a problem you could pay him some coin
To slash your opponent in the groin
Though he often lived as a peaceful man
If you forgot your role he would open up a can
Oh man...

Samurai, you're a bad a** dude
Samurai will fight for whatever he wants to
He will slice you in combinations that you never knew
Samurai, you're a bad a** dude

Here he comes... gonna slice some buns!

Storming up on thundering hooves
Fighting ninjas on the rooves
Geisha girls to sing them songs
Drinking sake til the dawn

Fighting with swords all day
Then dining with the heads of state
Samurai, only one question remains
Why do you choose to be so great?

Samurai, you're a bad a** dude
Samurai will fight for whatever he wants to
Samurai will slice you in combos you never knew
Yeah the Samurai, he's a bad a** dude

5. Hackers, Leakers, Truth Seekers

I want to give a shout
To the people who tell us about
All the things that we never knew
Our crooked leaders do
Hackers, leakers, truth seekers

I want to give my applause
To those that fight for a cause
And give their lives for something that's real
To expose very shady deals
Hackers, leakers, truth seekers

Rise - tell your tale
Speak - lift the veil
Lies - in every case
Please - shut the face
For those who spin tales and think we believe
May they suck deeply upon our sheaths

I want to give a shout
To the people who tell us about
Secret stuff that's in a brief case
And the liars that run this place
Hackers, leakers, truth seekers

I want to give my applause
To those that fight for a cause
Keep the truth free for you and me
Hack, leak, truth, seek

Rise - tell your tale
Speak - lift the veil
Lies - in every case
Please - shut the face
For those who spin tales and think we believe
May they suck deeply on our sheaths

All of the garbage that you construe
To blame it on anyone but you
The misdirection and deceit
It is not that sweet, no

[Solo]

Rise - tell your tale
Speak - lift the veil
Lies - in every case
Please - shut the face
For those who spin tales and think we believe
May they drink deeply from our sheaths

6. Fukushima Ceviche

Fukushima...

Now that the Pacific Ocean
Has come alive with nuclear light
It's time to rethink some of the dishes that I like
Since it hasn't been in the news
For about 7 years now
I figure it's time for the recipes
That'll make you go Wow

Radioactive fish makes a delicious dish
Nuclear seaweed, it is yummy

Fukushima Ceviche really packs a punch
Daiichi Chowder will spice up your lunch
Three headed Cod, Sir, goes great with chips
Better fill the cupboards with Ramen for the apocalypse

You know it's just a little temporary glitch
Really not important long as the rich stay rich
Geiger counters ticking up and down the coastline
That can wait for later cause now I gots to gits mine

Radioactive fish makes a delicious dish
Nuclear seaweed, it is yummy

Fukushima Ceviche really packs a punch
Daiichi Chowder will spice up your lunch
Three headed Cod, Sir, goes great with chips
Better fill the cupboards with Ramen for the apocalypse

Apocalypse is near
Apocalypse is here

[Solo]

Fukushima Sashimi, how could that be bad?
The green glowing Maki, the best you've ever had
Half life anchovies make a super plate
Get yourself something delicious that you'll be glad you ate!

7. Possible Side Effects

You know they got a medicine that you'll want to take
Every time that you experience an ache
They got a pill that'll do you very good
Or at least it's possible that it could

So if you're feelin' quite unsteady
Be sure to have your insurance card ready

But possible side effects may include
Melting into a bucket of glue

If you got problems I got a molecule for you
Something to tell your stupid body what to do
I have a mixture with chemicals rife
To help you unlock the great promises of life

Consult your physician today
Then go directly to the kitchen to eat butter and cakes

Zosin and losin, mycin and pril
If they can't fix you it's likely nothing will
Epam and olam, sartan and sone
Then you can go enjoy an ice cream cone

Now I have a mixture with chemicals rife
To help you unlock the great promise of life
But possible side effects may include
Melting into a bucket of rabbit stew

8. Rock Out

Some of these girls are a little bit faster
And that's alright
Some of these girls are a little bit calmer
And that's just fine
Some of these girls are a little bit different
Some of them ain't the same
Some of these girls are doin' their own thing
Now it's time to play our game

So rock out with your rock hard rod tonight
Rod's out and it's feelin' right
Rock out with your rock hard rod tonight
Rod's out and it's lookin' tight

That's what Saturday night is for
For bringing the heat
If there's one thing you best believe
I come packing a treat

So rock out with your rock hard rod tonight
Rod's out and it's feelin' right
Rock out with your rock hard rod tonight
Rod's out and it's lookin' tight
It's tight...

You, you are for whom the angels sing
You, you are the wind beneath my wings
For you are the glory and the light
For you are the reason my pants are so tight

[Solo]

Rock out with your rock hard rod tonight
Rock out and the pants are tight
Rod's out and it's out of sight
Pants tight, but it feels alright
Rod's out tonight...







HENRY METAL LYRICS