INTESTINAL DISGORGE LYRICS

1. Bitch I'm Drunk

Wake up bitch I'm drunk as fuck, I torethe breath-a-lyzer out of the truck/Roll that old fat ass overand put your hands on my cock/ Jerk me off I'm fucking sexy, I'm a hip faggot ass metrosexual/ Take my jism and rub it in, wear my semen like a cocktail dress

2. Bea Arthur Porn Party

We brought some dunce bitches home from the bar and put plastic on the couch
And I put in my clandestinely-filmed Bea Arthur homemade porn flicks
We fucked those sluts while watching that man-whore get plowed on the tv
After all was fucked and done, and the apartment was covered in cum, We threw those bitches through the window and got fucking drunk.

3. Castrated Corpse

That fucking douche thought he was hard, so i shot him in the knees/ I dragged him into my car and cut off his pee-pee/ I listened to the faggot cry, moan, and scream.

4. Basement Sex Slave

That bitch has been tied up for days, licking my ass and stroking my dick
Shut up bitch and piss in this glass so I can fucking drink it
You're never going home cuz I'm gonna break your neck
You're gonna fucking die, but we'll still be having sex.

5. Endless Sadistic Torture

6. Boiled Skulls On The Stove

I went to Home Depot and updated my fucking stove/ Got this shit where the surface heats up, no coils, no pilot light/ went to some faggot ass store and got some pots and pans/ Pulled out the corpes under the floorand cut off/ the fucking heads/ Boiled Skulls. Flesh sizzles and simmers away/ Boiled Skulls. I'll masturbate while they cook.

7. Bloated Strangled Corpse

She shit and pissed when she died I fucking strangled that bitch
I watch her bloat and blacken, methane making me fucking sick
I'm gonna touch the rotting deoxygenated pussy lips

8. Slut Honey

9. Unregistered Sex Offender

I saw sexy bitches on the TV and I got hard
I saw sexy bitches in magazines and once again I got hard
I saw sexy bitches at school (hey you wanna touch my dick?)
And when I finally fucked someone I got arrested.

10. Fat Dirty Pink Pussy

11. Cumwhore

12. Bi-Curious George

I fucked his wife's pussy while he pummeled that bitch's ass
Then that fucking faggot tried to finger my ass (fuck no, faggot)
I guess I just lost control and broke that fag's neck
Then I put a gun to his wife's head and we finished having sex.

13. Scrotal Skin Ski Mask

Bound and gagged, naked and scared, I tied him down and gagged him
While I stuck two fish hooks through his fucking scrotum sac
Then I kicked the stool out from under him and watched his sac split open
Spilling his testicles on the basement floor
I wore his ball sac like a ski mask and robbed a store at gunpoint.

14. Sean Hannity Scat Fantasy

15. Fag-Filled Furnace

16. Crossing Cocks With Koppel

17. Triple Cock Piss Shower

She writhes like a slutty serpent bitch beneath a triple cock piss fucking shower
Gagging on urine and trying to smile, mascara running down her bitch face
Now comes the throat fuck, gag you bitch.

18. Eating John Stamos' Pussy

Uncle Jesse I've got a dick for you/ Sit down and cross your legs for me. Now uncross them. Yes. Exactly.

19. A Bloated Corpse Basted With Semen

I killed her two days ago, but we've been fucking ever since
I lie in bed with her swollen body fondling her breasts
I fuck her corpse like a stud ass motherfucker, flexing and posing
I rub my semen into her dead body as she decomposes.

20. The Libertine

21. Knee Deep In Maggots And Corpses

The stench is fucking unbearable now that my air conditioning is broken
Multiple body parts are bloating and bursting, spewing maggots all over the apartment
I can't find the body parts I'm looking for in this quagmire of putrid gore
I'll just sit down amongst the maggots and masturbate some more.

22. I Have Been Told You Have A Fine Ass

23. I Came I Saw I Came

24. Hotel She-Male Threesome

25. Bra Of Amputated Breasts

Standing erect in front of the mirror with severed breasts stitched together
I've got some sexy teenage titties and I can't wait to fuck myself
The bitch is dead, I threw her corpse in a dumpster across town
But I kept her breasts, and I watch my cock grow as I molest myself.

26. Fuck Oprah

Fuck you Oprah. Put us on your show, we'll show you bitches how shit really is
Women are worthless, kids are dumb, and fags are fucking gay
I'm charming bitch. You feminist whores, you dykes and fags.

27. Women The Other Worthless Meat

28. Marry Me Bitch

I'll force you to sleep on the front porch like a worthless slut
Let's get married bitch, so it all feels right
So we can be together and you can get beat every fucking day.

29. Bound Gagged And Beaten To Death

I drove my car straight into some faggot in the parking lot
I threw him in the trunk and took him home and tied him up
I needed to vent some anger and frustration so I beat him senseless
I kept him alive all night until my knuckles were completely skinned
Then I hit him with a bat until he fucking stopped moving.

30. Waking Up To A Warm Glass Of Piss

31. Spermsoaked Tranny Whore

I was already balls deep in her ass when I finally saw her cock
I was already blasting cum up her rectum so I just went ahead
And fucking jacked it off. There's warm cum on my face
There's cum on her face, too. Wow. This is gay.

32. Cokewhore Concubine

33. Emphesemic Granny Tranny

She smelled like a ninety year old ashtray, but I fucking picked her up anyway
She got into my car and smiled a toothless smile, talking dirty like a slut
She blew my cock as I cruised in downtown San Antonio
Blasting some CODC, I jerked that bitch off and she came all over my crotch.

34. You Are Nothing But A Cum Rag

Bitch shut up stop screaming stop kicking and start bleeding
God put you on this earth to suck dick, to get fucked
I'll prove it whore! women have, on average, a lower IQ than men.
You know what that means? You're nothing but a cum rag.

35. Pimp Ass Gimp Mask

Covered head to toe in leather, just my cock intrudes/ Nipple clamps clamped on my man breasts/ Piss all over my gimp mask face. I'm a pimp so piss and pour./ Drown me, beat me I'm a whore.

36. Eruption Of Putrid Digestive Juices

37. Pre-Teen Piss Princess

Look at daddy's little girl all grown up and sexy
She's almost old enough to ride in the front seat
She's fucking old enough to ride me, the bitch
I moan with pleasure as she sips my piss
Put on your dress cuz we're going to a beauty pageant.

38. Granny Whore Hand Job

She sits naked in her wheelchair jerking my cock while I stand in front of
Her hard as a rock. Look at those sexy bags of blue-veined fat that you call boobies
You don't understand what your dry, crusty pussy lips can do to me, you fucking slut
Dissolve some denture cleaner tablets in my moist, exhausted asshole
Now put those arthritic legs over my shoulders so I can tap that pussy.

39. A Backyard Full Of Buried Hookers

40. Exhumed And Sexually Assaulted

Black and green flesh melts away as rigid bones snap beneath me
As I penetrate her bloated, twisted carcass
Semen blasts into her embalmed and desiccated vagina
My cock is fucking purple as I rape the rancid body
Exhumed and sexually assaulted.

41. A Mouth Stuffed With Cocks

42. A Moment Alone

43. Kill Her

44. Shit-Smeared Fag Corpse

I went to Brackenridge park and waited in the bathroom
For some faggots to come in and fuck and suck
I was going to shoot him, but I ended up fucking him and turning gay
But I shoved his face in a toilet full of shit.

45. The Upside-Downing Of The Cross

46. Worm-Eaten Severed Heads

I always cut their throats at the moment of orgasm, killing and cumming
I rip the head off the spine and finger my ass while staring at her
Dead fucking eyes. The severed heads just pile up and rot
Oh, look at my hard cock, Christ, I'm fucking hot.

47. Gagged With Piss-Soaked Panties

48. College Pussy

You sexy fucking sluts make me want to kill myself
I can't live if I can't fuck all these delicious pussies
You're gonna be a fucking star, bitch, I bet you get all the guys
You're gonna star in a snuff film with me, then you'll die.

49. I Will Kill Every Motherfucker In This Place

Bitch I don’t care if it’s noon and you’re at work / I need my cock sucked so fucking clock out before you get knocked out / Mind your own business faggot, this is my fucking bitch / I’ll fucking kill you and everyone else

50. I'm Naked

I saw a commercial for some sexy clothes modeled by some sexy hoes
So I drove to the mall while not wearing any clothes
When I exposed myself to the bitches at the store, they called the cops
I guess you can only have a cock if you're attractive and charming, like a fucking hipster faggot.

51. Molested Hipster Bitch

That dyke ass hair style is getting me hard, as counter-intuitive as that may be
So shit the fuck up, stop screaming and have sex with me
What's the matter whore? It's okay for me to fondle you
I don't remember what I was doing. Oh yeah.
Oh fuck look at that pink asshole.

52. I'm Going To Fuck Your Kid

I broke into their house around one a.m. armed with a cock and a shotgun / I blasted that bitch’s husband while he slept, his whole torso flew open / She woke up with blood and skin all over her sheets, scraps of tissue and bone / This song has nothing to do with fucking kids by the way / But I blasted jism all over that crying little bitch

53. The Bludgeoning Of The Cow

54. I Stabbed Your Fucking Husband To Death

This may not be the kind of illicit affair you were expecting
But I stabbed your husband, he's dead, let's get fucking
Baby, it's not that bad. If you want, you can keep his head.

55. Tongue My Ass

56. I Fed My Wife Through A Woodchipper

Standing naked in front of the woodchipper, I'm blasted with blood and debris
I'm soaked in my wife's bodily fluids, shards of bone, and broken teeth
I stroke my cock as I'm soaked head to toe with blood and gore. Fuck that bitch, I'm cumming.

57. Randy Is A Faggot

You little gay bitch faggot with your Ted Koppel hair cut / Welcome to the band, you’re our official homo-faggot grind slut / Fucking homosexual

58. I Ditched My Bitch In A Ditch

Hey bitch this is called a fucking butcher knife
That's your blood all over my fucking bedroom
And this is me cutting off your tits
This is my cock, and I'm fucking you.

59. Pussy Gristle

60. I Like My Women Like I Like My Eggs - Beaten

61. God Help Me

62. Twenty Two Stab Wounds

63. Deviant Sex Acts

64. Hidden Track

"A man we had never seen previously," said the amiable whore, "came to the house and proposed a rather unusual ceremony: he wished to be tied to one side of a stepladder. We secured his thighs and waist to the third rung and, raising his arms above his head, tied his wrists to the uppermost step. He was naked. Once firmly bound, he had to be exposed to the most ferocious beating, clubbed with a cat's handle, when the nocks and the gibs of the cords were worn out. He was naked, I repeat, there was no need to lay a finger upon him, nor did he even touch himself. But after having received a savage pounding, his monstrous instrument rose like a rocket. It was seen to sway and bounce between the ladder's rungs, hovering like a pendulum and, soon after, impetuously launch its fuck into the middle of the room! He was unbound. He paid, and that was all."







INTESTINAL DISGORGE LYRICS