LORDI LYRICS

1. SCG5: It's A Boy!

Okay, she's fully dilated.
Nurse, 150 mg of Demerol.
Honey, you're doing great,
No fear, baby.
We need you to do... just push.
Okay honey, push, push, honey.
Shut up!
You're doing real well.
I can see his head, just one more push...

Oh my God, what the hell is that!
My God, get out of the room!
AH!

2. Babez For Breakfast

This buffet of meat
Is all you can eat
they'll never see through my disguise,
I'll season them all with my special sauce,
I'll bang their flesh to tenderise

Babez, babez for breakfast,
and bitches for brunch,
Babez, babez for breakfast,
and more sluts for lunch

Babez for breakfast,
bitches for brunch,
Babez for breakfast,
bitches for brunch

The harder they come,
the stronger I'll be,
I feel my confidence rise,
I give them everything they think they see
Yeah I got nothing to hide

Babez, babez for breakfast,
and bitches for brunch,
Babez, babez for breakfast,
and more sluts for lunch

[x2]
Babez for breakfast,
bitches for brunch,
Babez for breakfast,
bitches for brunch,

Never caught off guard
Never let them see behind the mask at all, no
I keep it up, I'm hard
The icon must never ever fall
Hey!

Babez, babez for breakfast,
and bitches for brunch,
Babez, babez for breakfast,
and more sluts for lunch

[x3]
Babez for breakfast,
bitches for brunch,
Babez for breakfast,
bitches for brunch,

Babez for breakfast,
bitches for brunch,
Babez for breakfast,
and more sluts for lunch!

3. This Is Heavy Metal

You think they are all dead,
But it's all in your head,
The zombies never left,
They're just a bit faded.

There's no way you can win,
They're on a mission to sin,
They're the rocking dead,
Shaking the jaded.

Ooh, you never got it the hair metal mayhem!
Ooh, I've heard the tons of bullshit you talk!
Now let see you WALK!

Now this is heavy metal!
No matter what you say!
Now this is heavy metal!
The only righteous way!

The horsemen they come, they sling their axes like guns
Apocalypse in neon and spandex!
The ones that you mock deliver audio shock
In the old-school hard rock vortex

Ooh, you never got it the hair metal mayhem!
Ooh, I've heard the tons of bullshit you talk!
Now let see you WALK!

Now this is heavy metal!
No matter what you say!
Now this is heavy metal!
The only righteous way!
Yeah yeah yeah! Ow!

HEAVY METAL!
HEAVY METAL!
HEAVY METAL!
HEAVY METAL!

[Solo]

Now this is heavy metal! (HEAVY METAL!)
No matter what you say! (HEAVY METAL!)
Now this is heavy metal! (HEAVY METAL!)
The only righteous way!

Now this is heavy metal!
No matter what you say!
Now this is heavy metal!
The only righteous way
[x2]

NOW THIS IS HEAVY METAL!

4. Rock Police

"We have the right to break the silence!
Anything we play can and will be used against you!
In a court of ROCK!"

Horrors have a smell and they tell us it's the scene of a crime.
Case is on the floor, there's a purpose, gonna do some time
We can hear the evidence that echoes in the air.
Using choke holds, bruising nerves, morons get what they deserve!

SLASH AND BURN, PROTECT AND SERVE!

Justice in leather uniform (we prosecute transgression!)
Crashing through windows, breaking doors (we practice devastation law)

[Chorus:]
We are the rock police – elite of rock and roll's finest
We are the rock police – marshals out on patrol
We are the rock police – elite of rock and roll's finest
We are the rock police – the force keeping control
WE ARE THE ROCK!

Get you on the ground, then rub your face in the dirt
Mister Nightstick will crack your skull, now it might hurt
We're the judge, we're the jury, we're the executioners
The prime suspect will get the chair,
Voltage maxed out, skin shaved bare

INHALING HIS OWN BURNING HAIR!

Justice in leather uniform (we prosecute transgression!)
Crashing through windows, breaking doors (we practice devastation law)

[Chorus]

Justice in leather uniform (we prosecute transgression!)
Crashing through windows, breaking doors (we practice devastation law)

[2x]
We are the rock police – elite of rock and roll's finest
We are the rock police – marshals out on patrol
We are the rock police – elite of rock and roll's finest
We are the rock police – the force keeping control

WE ARE THE ROCK!

5. Discoevil

Oh, ay!

Sneaking out on a Saturday night,
Mommy thinks you know wrong from right,
As you're climbing out of the window,
Something tells you to stop!
But the damned beat is luring you in,
With a promise of excess and sin
You're afraid to step across the threshold,
But it's too late now to get out!
It drags you in and slams you down!

[Chorus:]
It's discoevil, toxic tones,
It's discoevil, grinding bones
Red, hot and steaming,
Sweat, blood and screaming
It's discoevil, brutal sound,
It's discoevil, lethal pound
Flesh searing lasers,
Mirror balls with razors
The discoevil!

On the dance floor the flesh undulates,
All the oil mixed with blood lubricates
As your body gets torn asunder
It's sick but it's turning you on!
You should go but you don't wanna leave,
So you scream out of horror and need
The duality makes you wonder
It tastes like hell! Hm, oh, well!
Yeah you know you'll come back again

[Chorus]

Oh, yeah, yeah!

[Solo]

On pins and needles
The ultimate Saturday night
Feast of the demons
Under the neon lights!

[Chorus]

6. Call Off The Wedding

Down the isle, your beauty's blinding
All dressed in white, I see you shining,
Although today there's not a cloud in the sky,
But still I've got this haunting feeling,
I fear this day will end up in tears...

[Chorus:]
Call off the wedding now,
bad things are coming down
My demons will soon be here
Oh, yeah!
Call off the wedding, dear,
bad things are drawing near,
Oh, Lord, my demons are here,
Oh, yes, my demons are here!

Young flower girls, so cute and cuddly,
Their heads soon whirl so brute and ugly
I know their eyes will turn as red as your rose,
don't say you'll take me till the end of time,
Bells have an ominous chime

[Chorus x2]

7. I Am Bigger Than You

Entering my Hellywood Hills
The vulture's moving in for the kill
Faces of the prey turning white (Ah)
My maw was ready to bite

Put your hands up nobody moves
Ki-ki-ki-ki-killer's got the groove

[Chorus:]
Boohoohoohoo, I'm bigger than you!
Boohoohoohoo, yeah, you!
Boohoohoohoo, I do what I want to!
Boohoohoohoo, And I want to do you!

Yeah!

Hang yourself up high on the hooks
The more skin rips the better it looks
You're free to scream whatever you feel (Uh!)
But you're still under my heal

Put your hands up nobody moves
Ki-ki-ki-ki-killer's got the groove

[Chorus]

I'm bigger than you!

All your clothes are torn and tattered
Broken fingers, teeth all shattered
When your body meets my ice drill
There are more holes I can fill
Now let's get busy

[Solo]

[Chorus]

I want to do you!
Hey!

8. Zombierawkmachine

You know it's coming, the earth shakes
You hear it's knocking like hell at the gates
You cannot help it, you let go
You raise your fist and your hair starts to grow
And the masses are marching to this groovy beat
The living dead dancing out in the streets

[Chorus:]
It's the zombie rock machine (yeah yeah)
It's the zombie rock machine (yeah yeah)
It's the zombie rock machine (yeah yeah)
It's the zombie rock machine (yeah yeah)

Oh, yeah!
Huh!

Gray-skinned heads banging, some get loose
Rocking and rolling in wet gory mousse
Fists pounding, Dead feet tap
Rock hard until the worms make the spines snap
And the masses are marching to this groovy beat
The living dead dancing out in the streets

[Chorus]

Ooh-ooo-ooo
Ooh-ooo-ooo
Ooh-ooo-ooo
Ooh-ooo-ooo

[Solo]

[Chorus x2]

9. Midnite Lover

I trust my gut real good,
He's in the neighbourhood,
I know that everyone has something they're hiding,
But now I'm on the trail,
Righteousness will prevail,
He won't be giving no romance this evening!

I met your darling,
In a darkened alleyway I met the fool,
I gave no warning
When solving little problems , I don't leave no proof

Oh, I know you're waiting for your midnite lover
But the midnite lover will never arrive
Oh, I know you're waiting for your midnite lover
But I met your lover and he didn't survive

I stalked him like a pro,
Left him nowhere to go
At first he cried and then he begged me for mercy
But when I'm in the zone,
I'm into crushing bone
I grabbed a lug wrench, swung like Paulie from Jersey

I met your darling,
In a darkened alleyway I met the fool,
I gave no warning
When solving little problems, I don't leave no proof
(No!)

Oh, I know you're waiting for your midnite lover
But the midnite lover will never arrive
Oh, I know you're waiting for your midnite lover
But I met your lover and he didn't survive

Don't you know me?
Don't mind the blood.
I've set you free,
Because of us,
He won't come back,
You were his wife,
Give him a whack,
So we could have a life!

Oh, baby!

Oh, I know you're waiting for your midnite lover
But the midnite lover will never arrive
Oh, I know you're waiting for your midnite lover
But I met your lover and he didn't survive

10. Give Your Life For Rock And Roll

Beat the toms, Be the fox on the kit
The Queen of shock, With black tape on your tits
Pulling teeth
Got a bass, Make it scream
Tight blue jeans, Packed with TNT
They will just be an ember
Yet your flame's burning high
They will not be remembered
Yet your sound is alive
 
[Chorus]
Give your life for Rock and Roll,
Your soul shall live on
Give your life for Rock and Roll,
You'll never be gone

Crank up your flying v, With the white polka dots
Tragedy, You're the diamond, red hot
Under the gun, You got Animalized
Wild and the young, With pride wearing stripes
They will just be an ember
Yet your flame's burning high
They will not be remembered
Yet your sound is alive
 
[Chorus]
Give your life for Rock and Roll,
Your soul shall live on
Give your life for Rock and Roll,
You'll never be gone
You'll never be gone
 
[Solo]

[Strange voice:]
Though you may die we still live in your presence
Our lives change while yours does not end.
From the realm of the darkness,
You bid us hear you,
That we may praise you
For ever and ever.

[Chorus]
Give your life for Rock and Roll,
Your soul shall live on
Give your life for Rock and Roll,
You'll never be gone [x2]

11. Nonstop Nite

Hey!

I'm gonna rise when the daylight's low,
All dressed to kill and all systems go,
You'll be staring on my late night show!

Sure you can run, but you'll be too slow,
I hate to tell you that I told you so,
Well that's a lie, but I know you know!

At the stroke of midnight it's the hunting season,
I go on instinct and I need no reason
I'm driven crazy by the scent of prey,
I won't let you get away!

I'm a serpent in heat,
And I'm hungry for meat,
I constrict and bite,
Non-stop nite!
I'm the carnivore Rex,
Sinking fangs in your flesh,
Say bye bye light,
It's non-stop nite!

Oh, oh
Non-stop Nite!
Oh, oh,
Non-stop Nite!
Wow!

I hate to quit because the sun comes up,
I've got some good news for you now, guess what,
I'll bar the doors, and nail the windows shut,
I smash the clocks and then time will freeze,
Drag out the night to keep you on your knees,
Now we can have fun for eternity!

At the stroke of midnight it's the hunting season,
I go on instinct and I need no reason
I'm driven crazy by the scent of prey,
I won't let you get away!

I'm a serpent in heat,
And I'm hungry for meat,
I constrict and bite,
Non-stop nite!
I'm the carnivore Rex,
Sinking fangs in your flesh,
Say bye bye light,
It's non-stop nite!

Whoooa, whoooa!
Non-stop nite!
Whoooa, whoooa!
Non-stop nite!

[x2]
I'm a serpent in heat,
And I'm hungry for meat,
I constrict and bite,
Non-stop nite!
I'm the carnivore Rex,
Sinking fangs in your flesh,
Say bye bye light,
It's non-stop nite!

Whoooa, whoooa!
Non-stop nite!
Whoooa, whoooa!
Non-stop nite!

12. Amen's Lament To Ra

13. Loud And Loaded

You were about eleven when your sister pissed you off,
You chopped off her finger and ate it in a hot dog,
You just smile, and shook your head,
The next time she know she'll be dead,
You seem mild, no one knows,
Till you explode!

You're loud and loaded!
You're Rock and Roll!
Like nitro on fire!
You're loud and loaded!
You're Rock and Roll!
Like a high tension wire

(Rock! Out!)
Loud and loaded!
(Rock! Out!)
Loud and loaded!!

Hahahaha

25 December and your brother's baby cried,
Threw it out the window just to see if it could fly!
Mom and dad were kinda sad,
They nagged you on 'til you got mad,
They never learned, so you lit the match,
And watched them burn!

You're loud and loaded!
You're Rock and Roll!
Like nitro on fire!
You're loud and loaded!
You're Rock and Roll!
Like a high tension wire

You're loud and loaded!
You're Rock and Roll!
Like nitro on fire!
You're loud and loaded!
You're Rock and Roll!
You're loud and loaded!

Loud and loaded!
You're Rock and Roll!
Like nitro on fire!
You're loud and loaded!
You're Rock and Roll!
Like a high tension wire

You're loud and loaded!
You're Rock and Roll!
Like nitro on fire!
You're loud and loaded!
You're Rock and Roll!
Like a high tension wire

(Rock! Out!)
Loud and loaded!
(Rock! Out!)
Loud and loaded!
(Rock! Out!)
Loud and loaded!
(Rock! Out!)

Loud!

14. Granny's Gone Crazy

[lyrics: Mooneyman]

I can't hear what people say,
How could I have lost my way.
Too much noise in my head,
My family wishes I was dead!

You can't tell me what to do,
But I don't know, do I know you?
I can't see anyone I know,
Now, what's going on?

Everything is so wrong, so everything's gotta go,
Tomorrow can wait, today I'm losing control,
By hook or by crook
I'll make things go by the book,
I'm taking back my life today!

Granny's gone crazy,
She's out tonight,
Granny's gone crazy,
Gone out of her mind, oh
Granny's gone crazy,
And she's a fright,
Granny's out for blood!

Neon lights blind my sight
Keep me awake, can't sleep at night,
It's all porn on TV,
The whole world's gotten too obscene

Little girls dressing up like whores,
Mother's too fat to fit out the door,
Grown men dressing up like girls,
This is not my world!

Everything is so wrong, so everything's gotta go,
Tomorrow can wait, today I'm losing control,
By hook or by crook
I'll make things go by the book,
I'm taking back my life today!

Granny's gone crazy,
She's out tonight,
Granny's gone crazy,
Gone out of her mind, oh
Granny's gone crazy,
And she's a fright,
Granny's out for blood!

"- Daddy, is granny doing alright?"
"- Sure, honey, why do you even ask?"
"- I think she's acting really weird."
"- Ha, ha, no honey, your granny is just fine..."

[x2]
Granny's gone crazy,
She's out tonight,
Granny's gone crazy,
Gone out of her mind, oh
Granny's gone crazy,
And she's a fright,
Granny's out for blood!

15. Devil's Lullaby

Now go to sleep, count owls and sheep
You'll dive into deep, into the land of the creeps
Now let go of your soul, step inside the night
Won't be long,
You sing along
The devil's lullaby

I watch over you, come take a ride (into the night)
The face of the moon smiles down on you
Been gone for too long, now welcome home (where you belong)
Recall the devil's lullaby

The night is your friend, the morning is the enemy
The darkness transcends, the daylight brings misery
So stay away out of the sun
Where shadows cannot breathe
Don't be afraid here in the dark
You're with your family

I watch over you, come take a ride (into the night)
The face of the moon smiles down on you
Been gone for too long, now welcome home (where you belong)
Recall the devil's lullaby

[Solo]

I watch over you, come take a ride (into the night)
The face of the moon smiles down on you
Been gone for too long, now welcome home (where you belong)
Recall the devil's lullaby
RECALL THE DEVIL'S LULLABY

"...so, the question arises...what's for dinner?"

16. Lord Have Mercy

[Japanese Bonus Track]

In the daylight she feels some tight,
She needs to live a life by the moon.
Oh, it's alright though there's sometimes,
A sacrificial slaughter in your tomb.

She could never be,
Some way that I would not be just a bit afraid.
But it's OK,
Cause love is blind and gone insane.

Oh, Lord have mercy on the devil's daughter.
You know she could not choose who'll be her father.
Now let her drown herself in holy water.
Lord have mercy! Lord have mercy! [2x]

No denying that she's trying,
But narrow-minded people still appall.
Neighbors wailing, their complaining,
Few get some missing but they'll have some more.

She could never be,
Some way that I would not be just a bit afraid.
But it's OK,
Cause love is blind and gone insane.

Oh, Lord have mercy on the devil's daughter.
You know she could not choose who'll be her father.
Now let her drown herself in holy water.
Lord have mercy! Lord have mercy! [2x]

Many possessions, investigations.
You're in to something, way more loving.
She's breathing fire, drawing her wire burn out.

Oh, Lord have mercy on the devil's daughter.
You know she could not choose who'll be her father.
Now let her drown herself in holy water.
Lord have mercy! Lord have mercy! [2x]
Lord have mercy! Lord have mercy!

17. Studs 'n' Leather

[Japanese Bonus Track]

Studs and leather, devil's wardrobe.
Bound together, sown in hell.
Studs and leather, devil's wardrobe.

No matter what you do you won't sneak under my radar.
No matter where you hide I will smell your scent of fear.
No matter who you trust I will find my way to.

You will never get away from me.
You never will be breaking free.
You bleed and plead for mercy.
But you got the debt, I gotta collect.

Studs and leather, devil's wardrobe.
Bound together, sown in hell.
Studs and leather, devil's wardrobe.
Do you hear what you say?
Do you think that you're sane?

No matter what you show your exhibits are excluded.
No matter what you do your defence is overruled.
I know about yourself how to help better that.

You will never get away from me.
You never will be breaking free.
You bleed and plead for mercy.
But you got the debt, I gotta collect.

Studs and leather, devil's wardrobe.
Bound together, sown in hell.
Studs and leather, devil's wardrobe.
Do you hear what you say?
Do you think that you're sane?

Studs and leather, sown in hell. [4x]
Hay!

Studs and leather, devil's wardrobe.
Bound together, sown in hell.
Studs and leather, devil's wardrobe.
Do you hear what you say?
Do you think that you're sane? [2x]
Hay!







LORDI LYRICS