LORDI LYRICS

1. SCG8: One Message Waiting

"I bet you thought you would never hear from me again.
You were wrong. It's Ruiz.
Oh, you're closing the curtains?
I can still see you.
Locking your doors and closing your windows won't help you.
That bat in your hands,
it's useless.
Those beautiful blue eyes
I'm gonna suck them right outta your skull,
those lips, those red lips,
I'm gonna chew them off of your face.
I can hardly wait.
Enough!
Here... I come."

2. Let's Go Slaughter He-Man (I Wanna Be The Beast-Man In The Masters Of The Universe)

Skeletor is the coolest lead on evil's side
Never mind his voice, on his face I base my choice

Though he's ruling Snake Mountain
Castle Greyskull is the shit
He-Man should understand it's time to pack is bags

He-Man go away, but Teela, you should stay
I have the power
This is the time He-Man must die

Let's go slaughter He-Man
Kill the sissy and make it hurt
I wanna be the Beast-Man
In the Masters Of The Universe
Let's go slaughter He-Man
Kill the sissy and make it hurt
I wanna be the beast man
In the Masters Of The Universe, tonite

C'mon, He-Man's a loser
And whatta hell's with that hair
He-Man's head should be on a stake
in front of Greyskull's gate

On the day that it happens we will celebrate
We'd see tears of joy in the empty eye sockets
of the evil leader's face

He-Man go away, but Teela, you should stay
I have the power
This is the time He-Man must die

Let's go slaughter He-Man
Kill the sissy and make it hurt
I wanna be the Beast-Man
In the Masters Of The Universe
Let's go slaughter He-Man
Kill the sissy and make it hurt
I wanna be the beast man
In the Masters Of The Universe, tonite

Kill!
Since wimpy He-Man is in pieces, torn
Who would have thought that we would be so bored

Let's go slaughter He-Man
Kill the sissy and make it hurt
I wanna be the Beast-Man
In the Masters Of The Universe
Let's go slaughter He-Man
Kill the sissy and make it hurt
I wanna be the beast man
In the Masters Of The Universe, tonite

3. Hug You Hardcore

I wanna make you broken
Come on cowgirl take a ride
I wanna rip you open
A swinging wrecking ball inside

Let me mount you gently,
Love with a fist
Intruding rear entry
You're gonna like this

I wanna hug you hardcore
Wanna rock you sore
Ramming up the exit door
I wanna hug you hardcore
Stretch your room into a hall
'Til it's me who's getting bored

Ride the Hershey Highway
Tight it for the monster truck
Face down! Ass up!
Here we come, we wish you luck

Let me mount you gently,
Love with a fist
Intruding rear entry
You're gonna like this

I wanna hug you hardcore
Wanna rock you sore
Ramming up the exit door
I wanna hug you hardcore
Stretch your room into a hall
'Til it's me who's getting bored

Five into one the dirty fingers
Where there's no sun it's rammin' in her

dirty fingers
Five into one the dirty fingers

Let me mount you gently,
Love with a fist
Intruding rear entry
You're gonna like this

I wanna hug you hardcore
Wanna rock you sore
Ramming up the exit door
I wanna hug you hardcore
Stretch your room into a hall
'Til it's me who's getting bored

I wanna hug you hardcore
Wanna rock you sore
Ramming up the exit door
I wanna hug you hardcore
Stretch your room into a hall
'Til it's me who's getting bored

4. Down With The Devil

I'm going down with the devil
That's what I've been told forever
For all the things that I love lead to hell

Here I go down with the devil
So far it's the best journey ever
I've been told I'm sick but I'm feeling pretty well

They say the devil dressed me
They hear him speak when I speak
They say I'm lost and damned
But I know damn well just where I am

Do I go down?
Down with the devil?
Down with the devil I go

Do I go down?
Down with the devil?
Down with the devil I go

Do I go down?
Down with the devil?
Down with the devil I go

Do I go down?
Down with the devil?
Down with the devil I go

Down with the devil I go

There's hell to pay said the devil
But I'm a real go getter
I'm sure that I'll find a soul I can sell

They say the devil dressed me
They hear him speak when I speak
They say I'm lost and damned
But I know damn well just where I am

Do I go down?
Down with the devil?
Down with the devil I go

Do I go down?
Down with the devil?
Down with the devil I go

Do I go down?
Down with the devil?
Down with the devil I go

Do I go down?
Down with the devil?
Down with the devil I go

Down with the devil I go

Down Down Down Down with the devil
Down Down Down Down with the devil
Down Down Down Down with the devil

They say the devil dressed me
They hear him speak when I speak
They say I'm lost and damned
But I know damn well just where I am

Do I go down?
Down with the devil?
Down with the devil I go

Do I go down?
Down with the devil?
Down with the devil I go

Do I go down?
Down with the devil?
Down with the devil I go

Do I go down?
Down with the devil?
Down with the devil I go

Do I go down?
Down with the devil?
Down with the devil I go

Down with the devil I go

5. Mary Is Dead

She had breakfast in the morning
Out the house by afternoon
When her dog barked that whole night it was a sign
One week later she's still missing
We all wonder could our mary be alive

We talk about the way she used to smile
When she got caught out in the rain
We all recall the sparkle in her eyes
Too bad they won't see her again
'Cause Mary is dead

Well, they haven't found a crime scene,
So I helped put posters up
They can search till they get blisters on their feet
All the while I keep my secret
Mary, Mary, how I loved to see you bleed

We talk about the way she used to smile
When she got caught out in the rain
We all recall the sparkle in her eyes
Too bad they won't see her again
'Cause Mary is dead
'Cause I know that Mary is dead

We talk about the way she used to smile
When she got caught out in the rain
We all recall the sparkle in her eyes
Too bad they won't see her again
'Cause Mary is dead
Mary is dead
Mary is dead
Mary is dead
Mary is dead

6. Sick Flick

Baby, you look like an actress, do you act?
Lady, I'm throwing a party at my pad
Maybe you're willing to do what you have to
Baby, it looks like you'd

Do it all and even more
Anything at all, anything
Everything, everything

Baby I'm casting a sick flick
A part in sick flick ain't that hard
You got the looks for a sick flick
And in my sick flick you're the star

Baby, I wanna know what's behind those eyes
Lady, what color are you deep down inside
Maybe I'll find out when I jackhammer you
Baby, are you willing to

Do it all and even more
Anything at all, anything
Everything, everything

Baby I'm casting a sick flick
A part in sick flick ain't that hard
You got the looks for a sick flick
And in my sick flick you're the star

Baby I'm casting a sick flick
A part in sick flick ain't that hard
You got the looks for a sick flick
And in my sick flick you're the star

7. None For One

Her brother took her to the cellar that night
A secret shall remain here
The axe was laying on the floor in plain sight
Soon we'll have nothing to fear

And up the stairs, little feet they did climb
Crept in the room with such care
Daddy saw her swinging the blade

Brother smiled
They won't cry
Next day she's taken away
When questioned
He told them
Sister must have gone crazy

When the Devil's the dealer
It's one for all and none for one
No one believed her
It's one for all and none for one

The shrinks say she will never be cured
The little girl is so young
Mother is cold when she's visiting her
Her brother won't ever come

When she dreams she's swinging the blade

Years go by, she realized
Brother has cut all her ties
She's inside
Hospitalized
While brother lives the good life

When the Devil's the dealer
It's one for all and none for one
No one believed her
It's one for all and none for one

A voice he does not know
Whispers through the phone
Hey brother I've escaped
It's your turn for our swinging blade

When the Devil's the dealer
It's one for all and none for one
No one believed her
It's one for all and none for one

When the Devil's the dealer
It's one for all and none for one
No one believed her
It's one for all and none for one

When the Devil's the dealer
It's one for all and none for one
No one believed her
It's one for all and none for one

8. SCG VIII: Opening Scene

[Instrumental]

9. Demonarchy

Suffice to say it's forgotten
There is truth in every tale
Fear the dark for good reason
Evil always stalks the vale

Denizens of the dark are hiding in plain sight
To say they're not real's a real good way to die

No use in mourning, to deny the simple truth
Missed all the warnings and the many turns to few

Ancient legion of the damned mere memory
Man would shake with fear before the Demonarchy
Demonarchy
Slay the beast the common call for centuries
Hunted down and terrorized by Demonarchy
Demonarchy

There is an animal in her
And the moon will make her howl
He has been called the impaler
He's the count dressed in a cowl

The hag deep in the woods boils kittens in a pot
Her undead son eats brains and reeks of body rot

No use in mourning, to deny the simple truth
Missed all the warnings and the many turns to few

Ancient legion of the damned mere memory
Man would shake with fear before the Demonarchy
Demonarchy
Slay the beast the common call for centuries
Hunted down and terrorized by Demonarchy
Demonarchy

The little cabal
Meets with every blue moon
There's ripping of flesh
And scheming the night through
The quartet from hell
Uneasy alliance
The best of the worst
The descendants of violence

Nosferatu, lycanthrope, necromancer and her undead son
The Scarctic Circle Gathering their right is town folks wrong

"Hear us breathing - we're always close
Don't confront us, you have no hope."

Ancient legion of the damned mere memory
Man would shake with fear before the Demonarchy
Demonarchy
Slay the beast the common call for centuries
Hunted down and terrorized by Demonarchy
Demonarchy

10. The Unholy Gathering

A house deep in the woods
Covered in haze
Bats caught in spiderwebs
A witches place

A table made of bones
A banquette laid - Waiting

There are the four of them
One for each race
The ancient boogiemen
Stuck in their ways

Not one will compromise
No losing face - Standing

The great Demonarchy
The unholy gathering
The great Demonarchy
Their welcome is wearing thin
The ends closing in

Bloodsucker and the Witch
Have their disputes
The Wolf and the Undead
Have issues too
This dinner has been called
To hash it through - Barely

The great Demonarchy
The unholy gathering
The great Demonarchy
Their welcome is wearing thin
The ends closing in

"I'm the chairman of this board"
Said the vampire in a rage
"There will be order in this board
Or damnit there's hell to pay"

Submit, submit, submit, submit

The Wolf's biding her time
The Witch sharpens her knife

The great Demonarchy
The unholy gathering
The great Demonarchy
Their welcome is wearing thin
The ends closing in

There on the clearing's edge
Wanders a child
His sister Lizzy's lost
Out in the wild
He hopes that she's okay
He fears she's not
He's calling out her name
It's all for naught
"Lizzy, Lizzy, Lizzy..."
Lizzy, Lizzy..."

11. Heaven Sent Hell On Earth

The She-Wolf is in heat
Fancies the bloodsucking beast

"How can I make him notice me?
My desire for him's a cancer
I'm just a bitch out of his league
I'm a pathetic fool - romancer"

"Watch me now - I cut myself
I bleed for you, my prince from hell"

"You bring me to my knees
I'm screaming: baby please see me!"

Lonely together - Murder the heart
Why should living be so hard
Lonely together - Freaks of the dark
Heaven sent, heaven sent hell on earth

Beware the Witch's grudge
"I hate the sucker for what he's done"

"How can I make him notice me?
My son deserves eternal life
The spell I cast creates zombies
He could have saved him with one bite"

"Oh how I hate the prince from hell
My magic wanes, my son is not himself"

"He slowly rots away
He's screaming for he's craving brains"

Lonely together - Murder the heart
Why should living be so hard
Lonely together - Freaks of the dark
Heaven sent, heaven sent hell on earth

Tension! Conflict!

Sitting round the table
They stare each other down
The Zombie's snarling in the corner
The others make no sound

The stench of rotting Zombie
Assaults the canine's nose
The Werewolf breaks the silence
And says "the stink has to go!
And while we're on the subject...
In the time of full moon
He drives my senses crazy
Why can't you chain him in his room?"

The Witch stands up and screams "Hey bitch!
It's not my dear boy's fault, so deal with it"

"Silence!" shouts the Nosferatu
Blazing in his, blazing in his eyes
"We've problems dire compared to this
Stupid whores, no time to bitch
The town folks ire has raised in pitch
Some miscreant's abducting kids"

"I've lived for centuries
Their petty schemes, vexing indeed"

Lonely together - Murder the heart
Heaven sent, heaven sent hell on earth
Lonely together - Freaks of the dark
Heaven sent, heaven sent hell on earth

12. And The Zombie Says

The boy was strangely different from the others
He'd meet her in the woods
The werewolf girl and witches son were lovers,
A match that can not be good

Moonlight - wolf bite

The boy was getting ill, his heart was going still
The spell his mother cast - from death, she brought him back

Nothing's forever, nothing is ever meant to last
Trying hard as hell to get it back
Time has no meaning when love means more than life
And the zombie says...

Village kids avoid the woods, not Lizzy
That's why she's on a plate
Following the witches trail was easy, the mob will be on its way

Oven baked Lizzy steaks

Their differences aside, on Lizzy they now dine
They raise a glass of wine and toast eternal life

Nothing's forever, nothing is ever meant to last
Trying hard as hell to get it back
Time has no meaning when love means more than life

The Vampire took a bite and then he felt the burn:
"You hag, it's garlic spice you used to season her!"

"You hag! You poisoned that!
You really thought I could be offed?!
Let me get this straight... Could it really be
You're planning mutiny... In Demonarchy?"

Vampire stared them down, Witch proudly stood her ground
Werewolf let out a growl, Demonarchy unbound

And the zombie said...

Nothing's forever, nothing is ever meant to last
Trying hard as hell to get it back

Nothing's forever, nothing is ever meant to last
Trying hard as hell to get it back
Time has no meaning when love means more than life

love means more than life
love means more than life
love means more than life
love means more than life
love means more than life
love means more than life

And the zombie said...

13. Break Of Dawn

"They call me impaler
The great Nosferatu!"
And with that he explodes across the room
He grabs the Witch and bites her
The Bloodsucker's teeth are sharp
The son smells blood and rips his mom apart

Lines are drawn
And it's "game on"
I fear we'll all be gone

By the break of dawn
Break of dawn
Break of dawn
Break of dawn
So many souls will fall
Death waits to reap 'em all
By the break of dawn
Break of dawn
Break of dawn

With pitchworks and torches
Some of them have guns
The town folk mob shouts:
"We have had enough!
Give us back our Lizzie
You god forsaken witch!
We'll burn you at the stake for what you did!"

"You crossed the line this one last time!
She-Demon be gone!"

And now the door is swinging open
Much to the town folk's surprise
Emerging out of the cabin
Two bloodied creatures of fright
And the Count spoke:
"So even you now dare to face me?!
You puny mortal souls..."
The two were wraiths ripping and biting
Folks had nowhere to go

All the while
The son was inside
Eating up
His mother's guts

And all the while
Poor Billy watched
From the woods
All the townfolk died

Blinding rage
The Vampire turned
Wolf ran inside
He followed her

Against the wall
She barred her teeth
A silver knife
Was within reach

Rolling on the floor
His and her fangs find the mark
They bump into the Zombie
And he bites both of them hard

Slipping past her ribs
The deadly silver tip
Her heart the knife did prick
She said: "Oh why, my prince?"

Unseen by all
Billy sneaks inside
He has a stake
To the counts heart he strikes
And now they all are gone

It's the break of the dawn
Break of dawn
Break of down
Break of dawn
So many souls did fall
Death waits to reap 'em all
It's the break of dawn

And the zombie says...

14. The Night The Monsters Died

First beams of morning sun intrude across the room
Illuminating carnage that spelled out their doom

It's all final - They got what they deserve
End of rivals - Justice is served

It's the morning after the night
The night the monsters died
Don't have to be afraid
Cause we're already dead
It's the morning after the night
The night the monsters died
Now we'll say goodbye
For the final time

First light on Vampire skin it's boiling in the sun
She-Wolf in a pool of blood, dead eyes and lolling tongue

Mother cadaver, son covered in her gore
Entrails outside, spread out on the floor

It's the morning after the night
The night the monsters died
Don't have to be afraid
Cause we're already dead
It's the morning after the night
The night the monsters died
Now we'll say goodbye
For the final time

Undead blood is kicking in - It wakes up the dead
Witch's eyes are opening - In her half eaten head

Re-animate.
Vampire awakes -
Removes the stake.
Were-wolf revived -
Opens her eyes.
Poor Billy's stunned -
Nowhere to run.

It's the morning after the night
The night the monsters died
Don't have to be afraid
Cause we're already dead
It's the morning after the night
The night the monsters died
We'll never say goodbye
For the final time







LORDI LYRICS