LORDI LYRICS

1. SCG3 Special Report

This is an SCG3 Special Report with Sam Romero.

"Good evening, I'm Sam Romero. We continue our special rapport now on the so-called monster invasion. As of eleven AM today, the president has declared the nation to be under Marshall law. Reports coming in now indicate that mass hysteria continues to spread throughout the globe. It is not yet confirmed by officials what is causing these horrific events, but it is suggested by certain sources that these creatures that are now being spotted throughout the world, are neither human... nor are they wild animals. It is strongly advised that people should stay indoors and if you encounter one of these beings, do NOT try to make contact with them... They will attack without warning! Our very own William Tracey in the sky is now reporting.

[Sam:] Will?...
[William:] Sam! We're here hovering over down-town where the monsters are litterly swarming the city! The freeways are glocked... There is absolutely no way out of down-town. These creatures, they are incredibly strong. A few minutes ago we saw one actually pick up an SUV and throw it in a clump of people. And then... Zoom in on that, yeah. Are we getting that? It's actually looking at us! It's, it's climbing. It's... No, pull up, pull up, pull up!! [explosion]
[White noise]

[Sam:] Will? Ehm, we seem to be suffering from technical difficulties. We'll get back to William Tracy as soon as we get the satellite feed repaired. Hm... In the meantime, we now go live to Joan Carr at the Hellbender Plaza. Joan?...
[Joan:] Sam! I'm standing here with thousands of citizens. The first thing that greeted us when we drove up was the smell of decomposing flesh! The dead are litterly walking the streets! Aah... Even though the people know about the curfew, there is absolutely no trace of police or the military yet. It's understandable that the people feel the urge to get out of their homes and go look for their loved-ones. They don't know what to do and how to cope with all of this. Aah... Something is happening. Eehmm... Oh my God! RUN!!!
[Yelling]
[White noise]

[Sam:] We ehm... seem to be experiencing some more technical difficulties with Joan as well, so... Ehm... I'm just being told that someone is infiltrating our broadcasts. Eh... Are we going off the air?..

[Strange monster voice / Dee Snider:] Good evening, you puny little humans. Don't try to adjust your sat's, we control the transmission. Your deminion of the earth has gone on far too long. You've had your chances, you've blown them all! Now it's time to cut the bullshit. You are a plague! We are forced to take disciplinary action. Behold the sounds that will grind your insides, the sights that will make you blind. Your walls of iron will bend and the seas will run red with your blood. The earth will quake and open its fuming maw swallowing all the heretics and fools on the wide path to hell. The skies will open with a thunderous raw! My little pets will fly out in swarms that will block the sun. They will kiss the flesh off the bones of those who still choose to follow the false prophets. Join us or forever drown in the pit of despair. The Scartic Circle Gathering is now. This is the day of reckoning. This is...
The Arockalypse

2. Bringing Back The Balls To Rock

Attention class! - Here we come
We kick your ass - That's lesson one
I know you've been living in heresy
Correction's what you need

Less isn't more - less is less
The more, the better - the most, the best
You gotta turn up the amps past overload
Eardrums will explode

We are what we want to be
Monsters of rock, we are for real
Stand up for what you believe (and shout!)

Hail in the name of rock and roll
Hail in the name of rock and roll
Hail in the name of rock and roll
Bringing back the balls, bringing back the balls to rock

Breathing fire, spitting blood
Biting off the heads of bats and doves
Dragon boots and guillotines
That's what I want to see

We're the SMF with metal hearts
Got love machines, we're breaking the law
We've got the looks that kill
We're the youth gone wild
We're the creatures of the night

We are what we want to be
Monsters of rock, we are for real
Stand up for what you believe (and shout!)

Hail in the name of rock and roll
Hail in the name of rock and roll
Hail in the name of rock and roll
Bringing back the balls, bringing back the balls to rock

Big drums, leather and chains
Loud guitars, grimace and flames
The two-finger signs
Raised fists up high

3. The Deadite Girls Gone Wild

She lures you in with intention
Looks like the girl next door
But it's blood and sticky floors
That really turn her on

She's got a body to die for
You touch it and you will
She's got a face of an angel
And an urge to kill

She's sanctified by death

Hey! Stay away from the lady night
Hey! Don't you mess with the devil's bride
You gotta pull out!
Can't you feel the darkness falling?
Get the hell out!
Can't you hear the heaven's roaring?
The Deadite girls gone wild

Have casket will travel
She's the best of the worst
She'll chew on your neckbone
To quench her thirst

The black widow entraps you
Oh boy, you're in for a treat
She's the queen of beasts
She's a demon in heat

She's sanctified by death

Hey! Stay away from the lady night
Hey! Don't you mess with the devil's bride
You gotta pull out!
Can't you feel the darkness falling?
Get the hell out!
Can't you hear the heaven's roaring?
The Deadite girls gone wild

No, don't thank heaven for little girls, no
When their eyes turn white as pearls
You wanna put it inside
You're gonna lose it, she bites
Then she'll suck you dry

Then she'll suck you dry...

Hey! Stay away from the lady night
Hey! Don't you mess with the devil's bride
You gotta pull out!
Can't you feel the darkness falling?
Get the hell out!
Can't you hear the heaven's roaring?
The Deadite girls gone wild

4. The Kids Who Wanna Play With The Dead

Was it already there in the womb?
Were we pulled out way too soon?
Were we quiet too long? Were we too small?
Or were we dropped on the floor?

Could it be something we ate?
Did they let us stay up too late?
Were there not enough rules?
Did we get too much love?
Was it something they taught us in school?

'Cause inside something bad's awakened
The evil opens it's eyes
The temper's rising and the house is shaking
To get out is no longer an option
These are the deeds of the beast

We're the kids who wanna play with the dead
(Whoah-woah!)
We must have lost our minds
'cause we might lose our heads
We're the kids who wanna play with the dead
(Whoah-woah!)
See us, pretty brides, and the evil we wed
Oh Lord, we play with the dead

Was it something we saw on TV?
The films that were gross and obscene?
Is it the clothes and the black-dyed hair,

Or were we just not aware?

There must have been some dangerous toys
And the music sings of murderous ploys
It's not like we did not have a choice
Backward masking gives the devil a voice

'Cause inside something bad's awakened
The evil opens it's eyes
The temper's rising and the house is shaking
To get out is no longer an option
These are the deeds of the beast

We're the kids who wanna play with the dead
(Whoah-woah!)
We must have lost our minds
'cause we might lose our heads
We're the kids who wanna play with the dead
(Whoah-woah!)
See us, pretty brides, and the evil we wed
Oh Lord, we play with the dead

To get out is no longer an option
These are the deeds of the beast

We're the kids who wanna play with the dead
(Whoah-woah!)
We must have lost our minds
'cause we might lose our heads
We're the kids who wanna play with the dead
(Whoah-woah!)
See us, pretty brides, and the evil we wed
Oh Lord

Now we wanna play with the dead
We lose our heads
Oh Lord, now we play with the dead
We lose our heads
Oh Lord
Oh Lord
Oh Lord, now we play with the dead

5. It Snows In Hell

You did the trick
I didn't see it coming
I did not hear a sound

Though you were quick
I will not be forgiving

You won't be waiting for my return
I promise baby - You'll burn

Now it snows in hell
This is the day foretold till death do us apart
Now it snows in hell
I've gone away but I've got you in my heart
All frozen and scarred

Your life goes on
And it's infuriating
How did you not get caught

Your deed will spawn
A fate beyond your making

You won't be waiting for my return
I promise baby - You'll burn

Now it snows in hell - We're done masquerading
This is the day foretold till death do us apart
Now it snows in hell - No you won't be waiting
I've gone away but I've got you in my heart
All frozen and scarred

You shouldn't visit me at my grave
My hands will grab you through the dirt
I giveth - I taketh away
Witness my rebirth from the devils churn

Hell - We're done masquerading
This is the day foretold till death do us apart
Now it snows in hell - No you won't be waiting
I've gone away but I've got you in my heart
All frozen and scarred

Hell - We're done masquerading
This is the day foretold till death do us apart
Now it snows in hell - No you won't be waiting
I've gone away but I've got you in my heart
All frozen and scarred

6. Who's Your Daddy?

Oh! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

All the vixens stand in line
Waiting for my fright night
Be the new flesh for the sacrifice

Screaming out the mating call
I've become the lord of love

I break your will
I'll break your will for good
I treat you like a brute

Who's your daddy,
Say, who's your daddy?
Who puts you in your place?
Who's your daddy,
Bitch, who's your daddy?
Surrender and obey, who's your daddy?

Oh! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

She's a battle-ax in pinstripes
Get ready for your prime time
Max out the triple-X-drive

Screaming out the mating call
I've become the lord of love

I break your will
I'll break your will for good
I treat you like a brute

Who's your daddy,
Say, who's your daddy?
Who puts you in your place?
Who's your daddy,
Bitch, who's your daddy?
Surrender and obey, who's your daddy?

Get down, get down
Lay down, lay down
Stay down, stay down
For daddy

Get down, get down
Lay down, lay down
Stay down, stay down
Uh! Uh!

Who's your daddy,
Say, who's your daddy?
Who's your daddy,
Girl, who's your daddy?
Who's your daddy,
Bitch, who's your daddy?
Who keeps you in line?

Who's your daddy,
Say, who's your daddy?
Who's your daddy,
Girl, who's your daddy?
Who's your daddy,
Bitch, who's your daddy?
Who keeps you in line?

Who's your daddy,
Say, who's your daddy?
Who puts you in your place?
Who's your daddy,
Bitch, who's your daddy?
Surrender and obey, who's your daddy?

Who's your daddy,
Say, who's your daddy?
Who puts you in your place?
Who's your daddy,
Bitch, who's your daddy?
Surrender and obey, who's your daddy?

7. Hard Rock Hallelujah

Hard Rock Hallelujah!

The saints are crippled
On this sinners' night
Lost are the lambs with no guiding light

The walls come down like thunder
The rocks about to roll
It's The Arockalypse
Now bare your soul

All we need is lightning
With power and might
Striking down the prophets of false
As the moon is rising
Give us the sign
Now let us rise up in awe

Rock 'n roll angels bring thyn hard rock hallelujah
Demons and angels all in one have arrived
Rock 'n roll angels bring thyn hard rock hallelujah
In God's creation supernatural high

The true believers
Thou shall be saved
Brothers and sisters keep strong in the faith
On the day of Rockoning
It's who dares, wins
You will see the jokers soon'll be the new kings

All we need is lightning
With power and might
Striking down the prophets of false
As the moon is rising
Give us the sign
Now let us rise up in awe

Rock 'n roll angels bring thyn hard rock hallelujah
Demons and angels all in one have arrived
Rock 'n roll angels bring thyn hard rock hallelujah
In God's creation supernatural high

Wings on my back
I got horns on my head
My fangs are sharp
And my eyes are red
Not quite an angel
Or the one that fell
Now choose to join us or go straight to Hell

Hard Rock Hallelujah!

Rock 'n roll angels bring thyn hard rock hallelujah
Demons and angels all in one have arrived
Rock 'n roll angels bring thyn hard rock hallelujah
In God's creation supernatural high

8. They Only Come Out At Night

You know you saw them but no-one ever listens
They'll be long gone by the time the sun has risen

You feel 'em lurking, hear 'em howling in the shadows
Wreaking havoc on your perfect world

They are the tricking trolls
They got the bell that tolls
Flash at the edge of your sight

They only come out at night
They only come out at night
They only come out at night
They only come out at night

The shadows breathe with a venom like no other
A silent evil where there shouldn't be another, no no

I feel 'em lurking, hear 'em howling in the shadows
Wreaking havoc on your perfect world

They are the tricking trolls
They got the bell that tolls
Flash at the edge of your sight

They only come out at night
They only come out at night
They only come out at night
They only come out at night

Don't know what's at stake
I think they're right beside me
I gotta stay awake
And keep them all from biting

They only come out at night
They only come out at night
They only come out at night
They only come out at night

They only come out at night
They only come out at night
They only come out at night
They only come out at night

They only come out at night
They only come out at night
They only come out at night

They only come out at night
They only come out at night
They only come out at night

9. The Chainsaw Buffet

You got your invitation
A family dinner, and tonight you will meet

No need for hesitation, sugar
We're gonna love you and it's all we can eat

The steaks ala carte mama makes from the heart
And my pa's such a gourmet for gore
Jammed eyes, bleeding herbs
Banquet dining is worth dying for

At the chainsaw - chainsaw buffet
The secret ingredient screams
You're my main course
At the chainsaw buffet
Feed on man-eaters's cuisine
At the chainsaw - chainsaw buffet

Mother said that you were a sweet chic
Called upon your folks, and they'll join us for brunch

Nice day for a picnic
They'll be delighted, only they are the lunch

The steaks ala carte mama makes from the heart
And my pa's such a gourmet for gore
Jammed eyes, bleeding herbs
Banquet dining is worth dying for

At the chainsaw - chainsaw buffet
The secret ingredient screams
You're my main course
At the chainsaw buffet
Feed on man-eaters's cuisine
(Boiling your blood 'till it steams)
At the chainsaw - chainsaw buffet

10. Good To Be Bad

Pigtails
The cutest smiles
But it's all delusion

Kneesocks
The sweetest eyes
It's just a grand illusion

When they're bad
They just get better
Like saints full of sin
And again the constrictor queens
Will shed their skin

All the naughty lordi girls
They know it's good to be bad
They're gonna claw before they purr
They know it's good
Good to be bad

She-Lurks
In a girl disguise
You'll fall into confusion

Now they might
Play it nice
But you're heading for an execution

When they're bad
They just get better
Like saints full of sin
And again the constrictor queens
Will shed their skin

All the naughty lordi girls
They know it's good to be bad
They're gonna claw before they purr
They know it's good
Good to be bad

Yeah, yeah, yeah!

All the naughty lordi girls
They know it's good
They know it's good

All the naughty lordi girls
They know it's good to be bad
They're gonna claw before they purr
They know it's good
Good to be bad

All the naughty lordi girls
They know it's good to be bad
They're gonna claw before they purr
They know it's good
Good to be bad

11. The Night Of The Loving Dead

Now beware the streets tonight
Lay low till the sunrise
The undead Casanovas hunt for love

(You may)
Look the doors, drop the blinds
Keep quiet and stay inside
But nothing helps when push comes to shove

Bequeth thy loving - My body's cold
I take you in my coffin where you can kiss my bones

On the Night of the loving dead
Love the un-living, no skins attached
On the Night of the loving dead
The Night of the loving dead

Dressing sharp, au naturel
Looking drop dead gorgeous
Sins of the rotten flesh for you to hold

My caress is terminal
'cause my touch is torture
There's no way in hell I'll let you go

Bequeth thy loving - My body's cold
I take you in my coffin where you can kiss my bones

On the Night of the loving dead
Love the un-living, no skins attached
On the Night of the loving dead
The Night of the loving dead

Six feet underground
If I had a heart you would make it pound
You make the dead come alive

On the Night of the loving dead
Love the un-living, no skins attached
On the Night of the loving dead
Love the un-living, no skins attached

On the Night of the loving dead
Love the un-living, no skins attached
On the Night of the loving dead
The Night of the loving dead

12. Supermonstars

You've been pushed around
Until you mumble
Beaten to the ground
But you won't crumble

They strike you dumb
They bring you down
They keep you on the losing end

They tell your right is wrong
Your high is low
So give 'em hell

Kick up a row
We're the Supermonstars
We chant the anthem of the Phantoms
Deal out the blows
Like a Supermonstar
We are humble to none

They can't make you out
That makes you bogus
They think they know
What we're about
But they just don't know us

They strike you dumb
They bring you down
They keep you on the losing end

They tell your right is wrong
Your high is low
So give 'em hell

Kick up a row
We're the Supermonstars
We chant the anthem of the Phantoms
Deal out the blows
Like a Supermonstar
We are humble to none

Kick up a row
We're the Supermonstars
We chant the anthem of the Phantoms
Deal out the blows
Like a Supermonstar
We are humble to none

Kick up a row
We're the Supermonstars
We chant the anthem of the Phantoms
Deal out the blows
Like a Supermonstar
We are humble to none

13. Would You Love A Monsterman

Would you love a monsterman
Could you understand
Beauty of the beast

Yeah I would kill
Yeah I would freeze all hell over
Just to get a chill

Yeah I would slay
Yeah I would mame
Yeah I would vanish in thin air
And reappear again

Be right in the squares
Yeah I would be sincere
Yeah I would lie
Yeah I would lie
Yeah I would be there
Waking up the dead to get a thrill
I say yeah, I say yeah

[Chorus:]
Would you love a monsterman
Could you understand
Beauty of the beast
I would do it all for you
Would you do it all
Do it all for me

Take the time
You'll be fine
Yeah there is nothing wrong with this
You ain't commit no crime

You don't know why
We pass you by
You search for something never found
Along these lines

Someday you may turn around and terrify
You can't deny-you crucify
Would you get down in the gutter
Swallowing your pride
I say yeah, I say yeah

[Chorus]

All that you get
Is much less than you deserve
Leaving for now
Someday I may return

Would you love a monsterman?

[Chorus x2]

14. Mr Killjoy

Your shindig's kinda boring
Shall I strike the punch with cianede
I gotta warn you
You'll need a coroner tonight

If you see me, better flee me
If you hear me, better fear me
I'll help you from the fryer
Into the fire

[Chorus:]
Na, na na na na
Calling Mr Killjoy
I'm the death of every party
Na, na na na na
Calling Mr Killjoy
And I don't care if you don't like me, NO!

Though I'm here to fix your troubles
Brute force applied with some finess
Oh, when people are the problem
My hatchet always works the best (Oh yes it will)

If you see me, better flee me
If you hear me, better fear me
I'll help you from the fryer
Into the fire

[Chorus]

I made you suffer and it doesn't feel right
I thought my knife would snuff you out like a light
How rude of me
A quick beheading will end your fright

[Chorus x2]

15. Evilove

I gave you deep red roses
The thorns cut your hands
We are an owl and a mouse's doomed romance

Now I would like to fondle
But my nails rip your skin
My most tender kiss stings your lips like pins

Your cries, they make no difference
I'll always love you the same
Now I'll try to restrain myself
'Cause my affection means pain

[Chorus:]
Honey, honey
Lemme hug you like a spider
Honey, honey
Lemme give you evilove
Honey, honey
Lemme kiss you like a viper
Open up your heart
Receive my evilove

Our night in Paris with candles
Ended up in flames
And cupid's arrow mangled your pretty face
I wanna be your dream-date
Who takes away your breath
But I'm the man of your nightmares
The gentleman death

Your cries, they make no difference
I'll always love you the same
Now I'll try to restrain myself
'Cause my affection means pain

[Chorus x3]

Receive my evilove (x3)







LORDI LYRICS