MACABRE LYRICS

1. Dog Guts

When Jeffrey Was A Boy
He Didn't Like His Toys
Instead He'd Dissect Roadkill
Because That's What He Enjoyed

Roadkill, Roadkill
Jeffrey Used To Bring Home
Roadkill, Roadkill
Young Jeffrey Loved To Play With
Roadkill, Roadkill, Roadkill
Jeffrey Bleached The Bones Of
Roadkill, Roadkill

It Started With A Tadpole
Killed Before It Could
Grow Into A Frog
Then Jeffrey Resorted To Playing
With The Intestines Of Decaying Dogs

Dog Guts, Dog Guts
Young Jeffrey Loved To Play With
Dog Guts, Dog Guts, Dog Guts
Jeffrey Used To Bring Home
Dog Guts, Dog Guts
In Mason Jars He Kept The
Dog Guts, Dog Guts

Jeffrey Bleached The Bones
Of The Decomposing Animals He Found
But Jeffrey Preferred Taking
The Intestines And Messing Around

Roadkill, Roadkill
Jeffrey Used To Bring Home
Roadkill, Roadkill
Young Jeffrey Loved To Play With
Roadkill, Roadkill
Jeffrey Bleached The Bones Of
Roadkill, Roadkill
Dog Guts, Dog Guts
Dog Guts, Dog Guts
Dog Guts, Dog Guts
Dog Guts, Dog Guts

2. Hitchhiker

My Parents Split
And Left The Home
They Left Me All Alone
To Fend For My Own
In The Ohio Home

There Was A Hitchhiker
Thumbing For A Ride
I Stopped My Olds
And He Got Inside
Drinking Beer At My House
He Didn't Realize
If He Tried To Leave
He'd Have To Die

Stalking For Someone Who's Walking
Someone That I Can Talk To
I See A Young Man
Thumbing With His Shirt Off
I'll Pick Him Up
And Take Him For A Ride

There Was A Hitchhiker
Thumbing For A Ride
I Stopped My Olds
And He Got Inside
Drinking Beer At My House
He Didn't Realize
If He Tried To Leave
He'd Have To Die

There Was A Hitchhiker
Thumbing For A Ride
I Stopped My Olds
And He Got Inside
Drinking Beer At My House
He Didn't Realize
If He Tried To Leave
He'd Have To Die

3. In The Army Now

Jeffrey Joined The Army
Was Stationed In West Germany
He Drank So Much Alcohol
That He Got A Dishonorable
Discharge

Jeff's In The Army Now
Jeff's In The Army Now

When Jeffrey Comes Marching Home Again
Insane Killer
He's Going To Kill A Lot Of Men
The Gay Killer
He'll Cut Them Up
And He'll Throw Them Out
He'll Masturbate
Til His Cum Squirts Out
He'll Kill Many Gays
When Jeffrey Come's
Marching Home

When Jeffrey Comes
Marching Home Again
Insane Killer
He's Going To Kill A Lot Of Men
The Gay Killer
He'll Cut Them Up
And He'll Throw Them Out
He'll Masturbate
Til His Cum Squirts Out
He'll Kill Many Gays
When Jeffrey Come's
Marching Home

4. Grandmother's House

Jeff's Father Sent Him To His Grandmother's Home
The Drunken Behavior
She Couldn't Condone
Jeff's Grandma Was Supposed To Straighten Him Out
The Gospel Combined With Hard Work Around The House

Near The City Of Milwaukee To Grandmother's House Jeff Goes
And Jeff Found A Way To Lure Young Gays
To His Grandma's Home
Near The City Of Milwaukee To Grandmother's House Jeff Goes
He'll Kill Some Men
Dismember Them
And His Grandmother Doesn't Know

For A While Things Seemed
To Be Working Out
Jeffrey Did Yard Work And Chores Around The House
But He Didn't Stick To The
Family Plan
At Grandmother's House Jeffrey Killed Three Men

Near The City Of Milwaukee To Grandmother's House Jeff Goes
And Jeff Found A Way To Lure Young Gays
Back To His Grandma's Home
Near The City Of Milwaukee To Grandmother's House Jeff Goes
He'll Kill Some Men, Dismember Them And His Grandmother
Doesn't Know

5. Blood Bank

Blood Bank Blood Bank
Blood Bank Blood Bank Yeah
Blood Bank Blood Bank
Blood Bank Blood Bank Yeah

With His Combat Medic Skills
Jeff Got A Job At The Local Bloodbank
Milwaukee Blood And Plasma Inc.
Was The Name Of The Blood Bank

Drawing The Donated Blood
He Would Soon Be Arrested For Exposing His Pud
Blood Bank Blood Bank
Yeah Blood Bank

Blood Bank Blood Bank
Blood Bank Blood Bank Yeah
Blood Bank Blood Bank
Blood Bank Blood Bank Yeah

Jeff Became A Phlebotomist
A Blood Taker At The Blood Bank

He Held This Job For About A Year
Then Was Laid Off From The
Blood Bank

Drawing The Donated Blood
He Would Soon Be Arrested For Exposing His Pud
Blood Bank Blood Bank
Yeah Blood Bank

6. Exposure

It Happened On August Eighth
Nineteen Eighty Two
Jeffrey Dropped His Pants
With A Crowd In Full View
The Police Arrested Him For
Disorderly Conduct
They Found Him Guilty And Fined Him
Fifty Dollars Court Cost

Exposure
Exposure

Four Years To The Day Jeff Was Exposing Himself Again
At The Kinnickinnic River A Gathering Place For Kids
Arrested For Masturbating
With His Pants Down To His Thighs
He Told Two Boys He Was Having A Great Time

Exposure
Exposure

7. Ambassador Hotel

Jeffrey Went Down To The
Ambassador Hotel
With A Young Man That He Didn't Know Too Well
And When He Awoke He Found The Young Man Laying Dead
And The Thought Of A Suitcase Popped Into Jeffrey's Head

He Flagged Down A Taxi Back To His Grandma's Place
With The Help Of The Driver Loaded The Man In The Suitcase
Then When His Grandma Went To Church On Sunday
He Dismembered The Man
And He Threw Him Away

8. Cup Of Coffee

A Man Escaped Jeffrey's Embrace
After Being Drugged At His
Grand Mother's Place

He Drank A Cup Of Drug Laced
Coffee Jeffrey Poured
Then He Ended Up On Grandma's Basement Floor

How Bout Some Coffee Or A Soda
Or Some Beer
He Drank A Cup Of Coffee And Things Didn't Seem Too Clear
How Bout Some Coffee Or A Soda
Or Some Beer
Asleep From The Drugged Potion
Jeffrey Fucked Him In The Rear

Having His Way With
The Man On The Floor
When Grandma Opened Up
The Basement Door
Because Of What Jeffrey's
Grandmother Saw
He Dropped The Man Off On
Someones Front Lawn

9. Bath House

Jeffrey Frequented The Bath House For A Lonely Guy
So He Could Drug Their Drink
And Have Them For The Night

The Bath House
The Bath House

Clad In A Towel Jeff
Lured Men Back
To A Private Cubicle
Rendering Them Unconscience
And Completely Under His Control

The Bath House
The Bath House

10. Jeffrey Dahmer And The Chocolate Factory

Oompa Loompa Doopity Doo
Jeffrey's Stirring Up Some
Chocolate For You
Oompa Loompa Doompity Dee
He Worked At The
Ambrosia Chocolate Factory
What Would You
Bet Jeffrey Guzzled Down Meat
Eating A Bunch Of The
Fellas He'd Meet
If Jeff Was A Cat
And Men Were The Rats
What Do You Think
Will Come Of That
I Don't Like The Look Of It

Oompa Loompa Doopity Dah
Jeffrey Loved Eating
Men From Gay Bars
And He Lived In Happiness Too
Like The Oompa Loompa Doopity Doo
Doopity Doo

11. Apartment 213

At The Oxford Apartments
Jeffrey Lived In 213
But His Neighbors Didn't Know That Jeffrey Was A Fiend
He Said The Fridge Was Broken
And The Smell Was Rotten Meat
But Nobody Knew It Was The Men That Jeff Would Eat

The Sound Of The Power Tools Woke The Neighbors In The Night
The Men That Jeffrey Drugged Didn't Put Up Much Fight
Jeff Strangled And Dismembered Them
And Saved Some Parts To Eat
The Smell Of Rotting Men Got Worse With The Summer Heat

12. Drill Bit Lobotomy

Jeffrey Went To The
Black And Decker Store
And Bought Himself A Drill And Saw

Drill Bit Lobotomy So Jeffrey Could Have A Live Zombie
Drill Bit Lobotomy So Jeffrey Could Have A Live Zombie

He Gave Men A Drink With Crushed Sleeping Pills
Once They Were Unconscious
Out Came The Drill

Drill Bit Lobotomy So Jeffrey Could Have A Live Zombie
Drill Bit Lobotomy So Jeffrey Could Have A Live Zombie

Drill Bit Lobotomy So Jeffrey Could Have A Live Zombie
Drill Bit Lobotomy So Jeffrey Could Have A Live Zombie

13. Jeffrey Dahmer Blues

[Guest Lead Guitar By Neil Kernon]

On The Night I Met Jeffrey
It Was A Terrible Night
He Took Me Home And Drugged Me
So I Couldn't Put Up A Fight

I Got The Jeffrey Dahmer Blues
It's Front Page News
I Got The Jeffrey Dahmer Blues
It's Front Page News

He's Drilling My Head
I Wish I Was Dead
Instead I'm A Zombie
Laying In Jeffrey's Bed

I Got The Jeffrey Dahmer Blues
It's Front Page News
I Got The Jeffrey Dahmer Blues
It's Front Page News

14. McDahmers

The Ketchup Was Blood
The Mustard Was Pus
Inside The Closet
Was Pickled Private Parts

Mcdahmers-Isn't Your Kind Of Place
Mcdahmers-It's Not A Happy Place
Mcdahmers-He'll Boil Off Your Face
Mcdahmers-You'll Never Leave His Place

The Nuggets Were Testicles
The Mayo Was Cum
The Burgers Were Biceps
That He Ate With Condiments

Mcdahmers-It's Not Your Kind Of Place
Mcdahmers-It's Not A Happy Place
Mcdahmers-He'll Boil Off Your Face
Mcdahmers-You'll Never Leave His Place

15. Into The Toilet With You

You'll Just Have To Stay For As Long As I Say
If You Try To Leave
I Will Make You Pay
Beside Me You'll Lay
You're Drugged Anyway
I'll Keep You Like That
And Things Will Be Ok

In An Acid Filled Drum I Put You
After Two Weeks Its' Sludge
You'll Turn To
Then I'll Take My Plastic Scoop
And It's Into The Toilet With You

Drilled Your Head So You'll Stay
For As Long As I Say
No More Thoughts Of Leaving
While I Have My Way

You're Dead In Two Days
But You're Still A Good Lay
I'll Put You In Acid
Then Flush You Away

16. Coming To Chicago

He'll Be Coming From Milwaukee When He Comes
He'll Be Coming To Chicago
When He Comes
He'll Be Coming From Milwaukee
Coming To Chicago
Coming From Milwaukee When He Comes

He'll Be Riding A Greyhound Bus When He Comes
He'll Be Riding A Greyhound Bus When He Comes
He'll Be Riding A Greyhound Bus
Riding A Greyhound Bus
Riding A Greyhound Bus
When He Comes

He'll Be Picking Up Men At The Gay Parade When He Comes
He'll Be Picking Up Men At The Gay Parade When He Comes
He'll Be Picking Up Men At The Gay Parade, Picking Up Men At The Gay
Parade, Picking Up Men At The Gay Parade When He Comes

He'll Be Taking Them Home For Pictures
When He Comes
He'll Be Taking Them Home For Pictures
When He Comes
He'll Be Taking Them Home For Pictures
Taking Them Home For Pictures
Taking Them Home For Pictures
When He Comes

He'll Be Druggin The Queers Beer
When He Comes
He'll Be Druggin The Queers Beer
When He Comes
He'll Be Druggin The Queers Beer
Fuckin The Queers Rear Druggin The Queers Beer When He Comes

He'll Be Cutting Em Up For Pictures
When He Comes
He'll Be Cutting Em Up For Pictures
When He Comes
He'll Be Cutting Em Up For Pictures
Cutting Em Up For Pictures
Cutting Em Up For Pictures
When He Comes

He'll Be Fucking The Dead Men's Viscera
When He Cums
He'll Be Fucking The Dead Men's Viscera
When He Cums
He'll Be Fucking The Dead Men's Viscera
Fucking The Dead Men's Viscera
Fucking The Dead Men's Viscera
When He Cums

17. Scrub A Dub Dub

Scrub A Dub Dub Three Men In A Tub
Jeffrey Dahmer Took Showers
With Dead Men In His Tub
He Was Too Tired To Cut Them Up
So He Put Them In Cold Water
With Disinfectant

Scrub A Dub Dub Three Men In A Tub
Jeffrey Dahmer Took Showers
With Dead Men In His Tub
He Was Too Tired To Cut Them Up
So He Put Them In Cold Water
With Disinfectant

First There Was One And
Then There Was Two
Dead Men In His Tub And Then
The Stench Grew
He Was Too Exhausted To Cut Them Up
So He Stored Them In His Bathtub

Scrub A Dub Dub Three Men In A Tub
Jeffrey Dahmer Took Showers
With Dead Men In His Tub
He Was Too Exhausted To Cut Them Up
So He Stored Them In His Bathtub

Scrub A Dub Dub Three Men In A Tub
Jeffrey Dahmer Took Showers
With Dead Men In His Tub
He Was Too Exhausted To Cut Them Up
So He Put Them In Cold Water
With Disinfectant

18. Konerak

Konerak Sinthasomphone
Roamed Away From His Home
Then Jeffrey Offered Him Money
If He'd Take Off His Clothes And Pose
He Drugged Him And Had Oral Sex
With Konerak Sinthasomphone
Then Jeffrey Went Out For Some Beer
And Left Him Asleep At His Home

Konerak Sinthasomphone Was The Boy The Police Brought Back
To Jeffrey's Home
And Left Them Alone Then Jeffrey Dahmer Turned The Boy Into Bones

Konerak Sinthasomphone Roamed Away From Jeff's Home
Some Woman Saw Him Running Naked
So 911 They Phoned
The Police Brought Jeff
And Konerak To The Apartment
And Left Them Alone
Then Jeffrey Killed And Dismembered
Young Konerak Sinthasomphone

19. Media Circus

A Man Got Away From
Jeffrey's Apartment
The Police Came In And
Jeff Was Busted
He Let Out A Scream When They Handcuffed Him

The Police Proceeded To Discover
Body Parts Of Jeffrey's Lover's
That Started The Media Circus

20. Temple Of Bones

Temple Of Bones
Jeffrey's Shrine To The Dead
Skulls As Garnishment
Spray Painted Craniums
Black Table And Chair
Blue Lights And Blue Curtains
Spray Painted Craniums
Spray Painted Craniums

Temple Of Bones [X 8]

The Police Said Sketch Your
Master Plan
Jeffrey Drew A Diagram
A Blueprint For His Morbid Throne
Constructed With His Victim's Bones

Temple Of Bones [X 8]

21. Trial

From A Hallway Mirror I Saw Him
As He Drank From The Water Fountain
Then Jeffrey Walked Into The Courtroom
With A Tight Suit That Was Dark Blue
Ten Feet Away The Cannibal Contained

I Went To See Jeffrey Dahmer's Trial
To See The Man That Committed The Acts Most Vile
To Hear Some Of The Testimony
And Listen To What The Witnesses Say

I Waited In Line To See Him
Through The Bulletproof Wall
In The Courtroom
And I Had A Seat In The Front Row

To Watch Jeff Like A Circus Sideshow
Ten Feet Away, The Cannibal Displayed
It's Off To See Jeffrey Dahmer's Trial
To See The Man That Committed The Acts Most Vile
To Hear Some Of The Testimony
And Listen To What The Witnesses Say

22. Do The Dahmer

People That Went To School
With Jeffrey
Say He Was The Class Clown
Faking Epilectic Seizures And Rolling On The Ground

Rolling On The Ground
Acting Like A Clown
Let's All Do The Dahmer

Come On Everybody Let's Do The Dahmer
He Was The Class Clown

Come On Everybody Let's Do The Dahmer
Rolling On The Ground

Rolling On The Ground
Acting Like A Clown
Let's All Do The Dahmer

23. Baptized

Jeffrey Found Religon In His Life
And He Wanted To Be Baptized

In The Prison Whirlpool He Was Baptized

Minister Roy Ratcliff Performed The Rites

24. Christopher Scarver

Dahmer Was Assigned To
Clean Up The Prison
Working With Two Other Guys
A Team Of Killers,
One With A Blunt Object
Would Soon End The Other Mens Lives

Christopher Scarver Killed
Jeffrey Dahmer
Christopher Scarver Killed
Jeffrey Dahmer
Christopher Scarver Killed
Jeffrey Dahmer
Christopher Scarver

The Guard Left Them Alone
To Clean The Staff Bathroom
That Was Scarvers Chance To Strike
With A Bar That He Stole From The Prison Weight Room
He Bashed Jeffrey's Head
Until He Died

25. Dahmer's Dead

Ding Dong Dahmer's Dead
Massive Injuries To His Head
Ding Dong Dahmer's Dead
Christopher Scarver
Smashed In His Head

Ding Dong Dahmer's Dead
Massive Injuries To His Head
Ding Dong Dahmer's Dead
Christopher Scarver
Smashed In His Head

Ding Dong Dahmer's Dead
Massive Injuries To His Head
Ding Dong Dahmer's Dead
Christopher Scarver
Smashed In His Head

26. The Brain

All That Remains
Of The Man Who Was Insane
Inside Of A Jar
Is Jeffrey Dahmer's Brain
Bbbrrraaaiiinnn
Bbbrrraaaiiinnn

His Father Wants To
Burn The Brain
And His Mother Wants It Studied
For The Knowledge We Can Gain
Gggaaaiiinnn
From The Bbbrrraaaiiinnn

They Ruled To Destroy The Brain
And His Father Got His Wish
When They Put It In The Flame
Ffflllaaammmeee
The Bbbrrraaaiiinnn







MACABRE LYRICS