MAGRUDERGRIND LYRICS

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[Instrumental]

2. Siphon Then Slit

One night a couple went for a drive
Went to the country both looking to score
Nice cool air
Wind blowing in their hair
Boyfriend owned an SUV
Drunk as shit
Stepped out to pee
Little that he know his gas was just siphoned
And they both we're about to be chopped to pieces
Pieces
Piece of glass through her face
Butcher knife stabbed him from head to waist
Serial killer on the loose
Finished them off with a noose
His hate for SUV's kept him from being free
His disgust for gasoline
Made him want to kill everything

3. I Saw Jahova Sippin' A 40 At The Corner Of Georgia Ave.

Get the fuck out of my face
Holding a book of war & hate
I ripped it from your clenched fists
& threw it to the concrete
5 minutes ago you we're preaching
Now severed face on the concrete

4. Smash Micros Like It's 1999

Technology on the rise
Took the market by surprise
Now we got the micros
& it always fucking dies
Once made a life simple
Now it's a pain like a bleeding pimple

5. Organized Cell Death

Apoptosis in full effect
Complete organized cell death

6. Complete Deprivation

7. Emo Holocaust

Spock cuts all around
Piled bodies to be found
Saves the day show just let out
Artsy Fartsy destruction force went to town

8. Dahmered Again

9. Scholastic Burnout

Woke up
Looked in the mirror
His blurry image stared back at him
Not remembering where he was the night before
His flip-up hat out of sight
Covered in steel reverse
From head to floor
Pounding headache
Blood red sockets
Screeching eardrums
Beer soaked pockets
He could not remember
Where he was the night before
He just saw Magrudergrind
The first night of their tour

10. Escalvo De Salario

Suit & tie
Secretary's out to buy
A Delicious lunch for the guys
Earl Johnson's day is going great
Another successful day at the office
Earlier today, just picked up his brand new shirt
White dry cleaned and pressed
Lunch comes in McDonald's bag in hand
Grease leaking out like blood of a freshly killed 500 pound grass consumer
Shelly comes by to exchange capital for the lunch but something horrible happens
Shelly trips
Bag Rips
Blood red ketchup all over Earl
Burger splatters on the flood - Pickles, mayo
No tomatoes all over the place
Cow blood on his face
His feast of meat ceases to be







MAGRUDERGRIND LYRICS