MINISTRY LYRICS

1. Hail To His Majesty

I hate all you mother fuckers...
Peasants
All you mother fuckers
Hail to His Majesty

You're stupid... You're stupid...You're stupid...
You're stupid... You're stupid...You're stupid...
You're stupid... You're stupid...You're stupid...

Hail to His Majesty
Suck my mother fuckin' dick
While I spray on the public

Feel free to use your teeth
Cuz I just fuckin' love it

Shhh...Everybody be quiet now...
Hail to His Majesty
Hail to His Majesty
Hail to His Majesty

Just lick my mother fuckin' balls
Pearl necklaces for everyone
Don't fucking care at all

'Cause I'm Al Fuckin' Jourgensen
Peasants, You're Peasants, You're Peasants

You fucking suck
I hate all you mother fuckers...

You're stupid... You're stupid...You're stupid...
You're stupid... You're stupid...You're stupid...
You're stupid... You're stupid...You're stupid...

Hail to His Majesty

2. Punch In The Face

I really really wanna break your jaw (punch in the face)
I think I'm gonna have to break your jaw (punch in the face)
I'm gonna punch you til your face is raw (punch in the face)
I'm gonna punch you til I break the law

Punch in the face, punch in the face, punch in the face you need a punch in the face

Punch in the face, punch in the face, punch in the face you need a punch in the face

Nothing satisfies like a punch in the face
Nothing quite like another punch in the face
Nothing gets me hotter than a punch in the face
Nothing like a slaughter with a punch in the face

Punch in the face, punch in the face
Punch in the face, punch in the face
Punch in the face, punch in the face
You need a punch in the face, you need a punch in the face

Punch in the face, punch in the face, punch in the face you need a punch in the face

Punch in the face, punch in the face, punch in the face you need a punch in the face

I really really wanna break your jaw (punch in the face)
I think I'm gonna have to break your jaw (punch in the face)
I'm gonna punch you til your face is raw (punch in the face)
I'm gonna punch you til I break the law

Punch in the face, punch in the face, punch in the face you need a punch in the face

Punch in the face, punch in the face, punch in the face you need a punch in the face

Nothing ever hits you like a punch in the face
Nothing gets me going like a punch in the face
Nothing makes me happy like a punch in the face
Nothing's ever crappy 'bout a punch in the face

Punch in the face, punch in the face, punch in the face, you need a punch in the face

I really really wanna break your jaw (punch in the face)
I think I'm gonna have to break your jaw (punch in the face)
I'm gonna punch you til your face is raw (punch in the face)
I'm gonna punch you til I break the law

3. PermaWar

You live to fight another day, and that day will come
We're fighting never-ending wars, for profit & fun
We're tired, we're tired, we're tired of PermaWar
You live to die another day, we send you off with a gun

We're making money hand over fist, that's why we're never done
We're tired, of keeping scores
We're tired, of what's in store
We're tired, we don't want anymore

We're tired of PermaWar

I'm tired of building other nations
Ceasefire, it's our only salvation
You live and die for the American Way, well that way is done
The bottom line remains the same, we're making cash by the ton

We're tired, of keeping scores
We're tired, of what's in store
We're tired, we don't want anymore
We're tired of PermaWar

We're tired, of keeping scores
We're tired, of what's in store
We're tired, we don't want anymore

We're tired of PermaWar
We're tired of PermaWar
We're tired of PermaWar
We're tired of PermaWar
We're tired of PermaWar

4. Perfect Storm

Here's my prediction of what is to come
The perfect storm is coming, there's nowhere to run

The perfect storm, what we created
The perfect storm, what we deserve

You got a problem that's only getting worse
The human race is like a virus or a curse
We're on a train that's running out of track
We need some action, we need it fast

The perfect storm, what we created
The perfect storm, what we deserve

There's no denying there's trouble up ahead
We made this mess, now we're hanging by a thread
The rising oceans are great if you're a fish
We've turned the world into a petri dish

The perfect storm, what we created
The perfect storm, what we deserve

These politicians stick their heads in the sand
That's their solution to the problem at hand
A perfect storm is coming our way
But I think this one is gonna stay

The perfect storm, what we created
The perfect storm, what we deserve

Here's my prediction of what is to come
The perfect storm is coming, there's nowhere to run

There's nowhere to run
There's nowhere to run

5. Fairly Unbalanced

The other day I watched the Fox News Network, I swear they're all on crack
I need to get me an aluminum helmet, my brain is under attack

No more, no more
No more hate machine
No more right-wing extreme
No more stupidity
No more Fox TV

I saw a story just the other day that put me right into shock
My "Friends" at Fox are blaming all gun violence on rap & rock

No more, no more
No more hate machine
No more right-wing extreme
No more stupidity
No more Fox TV

I finally sold my 60 inch plasma
I'm tired of listening to shit
'Tween Bill O'Reilly, Rush & Hannity
Which one's the biggest twit?

No more, no more
No more hate machine
No more right-wing extreme
No more stupidity
No more Fox TV

Fairly unbalanced, fairly unhinged
In the right-wing fringe

6. The Horror

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7. Side Fx Include Mikey's Middle Finger (T.V.4)

I feel like shit
Side effects include Mikey's Middle Finger
I feel like shit,I feel like shit, I feel like shit, I feel like shit

Side effects include bleeding out your asshole

Side effects, side effects, just give me more side effects

Why is my body covered in zits
Why am I bleeding out every slit
Why am I growing a big set of tits
Seizure, seizure, have another fit

I feel like shit
I feel like shit
SIDE EFFECTS
I feel like shit
SIDE EFFECTS
I feel like shit

Side effects, side effects, just give me more side effects
Side effects, side effects, just give me more side effects

Mikey's Middle Finger
Side Effects include bleeding out your asshole

I feel like shit

8. Lesson Unlearned

Another lesson unlearned
Another lesson unlearned
Another lesson unlearned

The definition of insanity
Repeated actions of stupidity
You start to wonder why results are the same
It's pretty simple when there's others to blame

Another lesson

Another lesson unlearned
Another lesson unlearned
Another lesson unlearned

A thousand ways to finally reach insane
Nine hundred of them are exactly the same
You find a way to finally teach yourself
The rest of lessons just go back on the shelf

Another lesson
Another lesson
Another lesson
Another lesson

9. Thanx But No Thanx

What do you see?
A big pile of nothing...

What do you want in a country like that?
What do you see in a country like that?
What are you doin' in a country like that?
I got no answers, well I say

Thanks but no thanks
Thanks but no thanks
Thanks but no thanks
Thanks but no thanks

Thanks but no thanks
Thanks but no thanks
Thanks but no thanks
You can keep it all, thanks

What do you feel?
Probably next to nothing..

What do you want in a country like that?
What do you see in a country like that?
What are you doin' in a country like that?
I got no answers, well I say

Thanks but no thanks
Thanks but no thanks
Thanks but no thanks
Thanks but no thanks

I say thanks but no thanks - for the American Dream
I say thanks but no thanks - for the drugs

10. Change Of Luck

Better stick around cuz your luck's gonna change [8x]

Change of luck, change of luck
Change of luck, change of luck

The gift that keeps on giving (change of luck)
Her name is Lady Luck (change of luck)
There's some of you that get to keep on living,
The rest of us are stuck (change of luck)

Change of luck, change of luck
Change of luck, change of luck

The gods of luck keep laughing (change of luck)
Who gets to laugh in the end? (change of luck)
I get to leave on my own damn terms,
With nothing left to spend (change of luck)

Your luck is gonna change
It's gonna go from bad to strange

Your luck is gonna change
It's gonna go from bad to strange
'Cause life is so deranged
We're only here to feel the pain

Change of luck, change of luck, change of luck, change of luck

The clock that never stops ticking (change of luck)
I never seem to catch a break (change of luck)
Came into this world kicking & screaming
I leave with nothing at stake (change of luck)

11. Enjoy The Silence

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MINISTRY LYRICS