MONSTER MAGNET LYRICS

1. Hallucination Bomb

Welcome to the grand adventure
You'll want it fast but you'll take it slow
Welcome to the cave of sorrow that every other one knows
I understand you want some answers so you're casting out the line
I gotta tell you that being truthful takes up too much of my time

Always have the best hallucinations, baby
Cobras and fire

You could raise the setting sun
you're naked number one
I never loved a dirty omen quite like you
You can worship on the worm or crash the car and burn
I'm pretty sure we'll get what we deserve

Always have the best hallucinations, baby
Cobras and fire
Shake your thing in horny celebration
Honk if you love my lies

She's got her fuel pump and her razor wire
She's got me running like a three-legged dog
She's got her space rock and her holy war
The mule is biting on my nipple all day
I'm like the last boy in the acid bath
I feel my mind just slipping away
She loves her space rock and her holy war
That mule is biting at my nipple all day

Always have the best hallucinations, baby
Cobras and fire
Shake your thing in horny celebration
Honk if you love my lies

2. Bored With Sorcery

Back in the day when I was paying for sleep I couldn't get much ground
I was eating black planets whole but I couldn't hear that sound
Because of what I did and who I am, because i love it, God damn true
I put my head in the atomic pile and I did it all for you

Baby, babe I think I lost my mind now
I've been cryogenic for a long, long time

Bored for a thousand years, you gotta get me out of here
I don't want to rape the world today
Use all your filthy words, the greatest sound I've ever heard
They keep my heart and soul so blown away

Do your space rock voodoo-burn, give me your naked show
When they pulled me out of my plane crash I told them I was ready to go
I'm a pumped out freak on a big wheel (I'm the only man in a bubble) and I'm crossing a frontier of lies
For you baby, for you baby
Let me crawl inside your mind

3. Dig That Hole

I can't sleep at night cause that's the only time when I feel truly free
And I just wanna drive my car
I'm not sure where I'm going but at least I ain't standing still
I'm feeling nervous and my doctor says to me "boy, that ain't nothing that a pill won't cure"

Me
This is all about me
I'm a buzz-word, bluetooth jerk-off on TV
And I ain't gonna try too hard
I wanna win a contest and break off my piece of the American dream
Give me a bonus 'cause the world has fried my head
I just want what I deserve

Dig that hole
I said to dig that hole, baby

I wanna start a fire
Fly a jet, save a dog or get paid for being right
I can't always understand this world
The kids just seem to wanna spray paint the word "nigger" on the wall
Guess I forgive them for they know not what they do
Maybe society's just lost its cool

Dig that hole
C'mon c'mon dig that hole

4. Gods And Punks

When your mind goes blank in the pouring rain
And you can't get back on your feet again
Well, your girlfriend tells you the world is dead
And it just ain't working inside your head

Get along, little doggie, get on
No one else is gonna sing your song
You can fuck recovery 'cause you're already gone

I'm a stone jet-fighter with a heart of gold
Well I'm really mad and I'm really old
And I rule this planet from high above
It's time I sacrificed all my love

And if you don't like what you see
Go ahead and take it out on me
I'm the big pig apocalypse and I ain't hard to please

I'm a stone jet-fighter with a heart of gold
And I rule this planet from high above
I take what I take because I want what I want
And tonight I'm gonna rock with the gods and punks

5. The Titan Who Cried Like A Baby

Hey kids, don't look inside 'cause there ain't nothing to see
Just a man and his magic box
He's hypnotized and bulging
A prisoner of his own sloth
A fiery hound of hell is headed straight for me
But it's OK, I invited him in
He knows more than I do

Well ,the sun comes up as a lump of coal and the palm trees catch on fire
And you tap your confession on a cold, dead phone and you realize that you're a liar
There ain't nobody wanna follow you and there ain't no Fantastic Four
And if we're talking the God's honest truth, she don't think about you no more

No one looks into the eye of the Gorgon and lives
Uh, uh, baby that's just not the way it works
Not for this jerk
Peeking out of my shades I see a girl on a donkey
But she's riding away
No love today

Well ,the sun comes up as a lump of coal and the palm trees catch on fire
And you tap your excuses on a cold, dead phone, hey, anyone can be a liar
There's not a soul who wants to follow you and there ain't no Fantastic Four
And if we're talking the God's honest truth, she don't think about you no more

Well ,the sun comes up as a lump of coal and the palm trees catch on fire
And you tap your confession on a cold, dead phone and you realize that God's a liar
There ain't nobody wanna follow you and there ain't no Fantastic Four
And if we're talking the God's honest truth, she don't think about you no more

6. Mastermind

In a world full of mud as far as you can see
No one will love your sorry ass like me
Hey baby, get in focus
I'm talking to you
Crawl into this cave so you can spit out some truth

I know your future's looking fine down at the lord's hotel

Well you pissed out the candles on your birthday cake
Come to me for the answer I'm your three-headed snake
Hey baby, need a doctor? want a teacher? need a scene?
Punk rockers love what's in the Yoo Hoo machine

You won't believe how much I care down at the lord's hotel
You gotta trust your mastermind and keep on ringing that bell

I know your future's looking fine, it's looking rosy as hell
You gotta trust your mastermind and keep on ringing that bell

7. 100 Million Miles

Ice girl, she's waiting for me on the second moon
If I can blast this crazy loop I'm gonna be there soon
Did you hear your mother threw another sucker to the sun?
He looks a lot like the good old boys of Apollo One

Mama, Mama tell me I ain't gonna die
Maybe baby say you found the astroglide

Hey, there ain't no pay
100 million miles away

Mad god took my girl and made time stand still
I used to hate that story freak and now I always will
Dead planets ain't no fun, I'm coming in way off time
That constellation looks just like my baby's sweet behind

8. Perish In Fire

Walking down the highway, I've got the Staff of Ra in my hand
Gotta see some people and I'm making sure that they understand
Baby's got a fuzz box, I think that she should use it now
Get this fucking bus in the air, I need me some chow
The turbines' running and the moon is down
Jolly Jack K is gonna nuke this town
Baby's got a fuzz box I think she's gotta use it now

Come on, superstar, won't you throw this old dog a bone?
I would hate to think of Venus spending her nights alone
I can think of easier ways of paying my dues
Choking on my chicken, singing 21st century blues
The man with the plan is always yanking on my wire
I got three words for you now: perish in fire

Frustrated, medicated, talk-a-streak American girls
I love them in the tar pit I love them till the end of the world

9. Time Machine

Darling, let me dry up all your tears
How about Luna Park tonight and the Algiers?
Remember how we stole the pharaohs' gold?
We laughed at all the rubes as they got old

That's all fine if you have a time machine
But I broke mine, can't you see
Now I'm here on the edge of the world
Missing you, it's true
I'm missing you

I think I'll go to 1969
I'll buy some comic books and replay my whole life
Bills come in that I'll never have to pay
And I can mend your heart when I change yesterday

Life is fine if you have a time machine
But I broke mine, can't you see
Now I sit throwing rocks off the world
Missing you
It's true
I miss you

10. When The Planes Fall From The Sky

When the flood comes I ain't gonna drown
I'm going on a mission
I'm going on a mission

When the world burns I ain't gonna die
It's OK
It's OK

Hallelujah brothers, hallelujah girls
Dancing in the fire with your flap jacks set on stun
Press the button, baby
watch that bacon fry
That's the way
That's the way

Just the notion gets me off
One more disaster and I'm gone

When the planes fall from the sky you'll understand
when the ocean turns to flame you'll understand
when you watch my baby move you'll want to take her hand
When Galactus eats your meds you'll fucking understand

I can feel you coming from a million miles away
You'll be cursing your libido come the judgement day
Move, you little monkey, shake it for me more
I can give you five before I shut my bedroom door

When the planes fall from the sky you'll understand
when the oceans start to boil you'll understand
when you watch my baby move you'll want to take her hand
When Galactus fucks your wife I think you'll understand

11. Ghost Story

Don't unpack your suitcase I wouldn't guess you'd be staying long
All the nighttime animals are telling me that I've lost your love
We could have made it forever but I killed it right from the start
I went on keeping my secrets leaving both of us with broken hearts

I'm living up on the moon now and baby, it's a lonely life
Taking notes and talking to your ghost and still staying up all night

I could beat my brains out
I could beg you to try and see
But there ain't enough lies in this universe that could spin you back to me
You had to see the creature and of course you couldn't understand
You couldn't swallow the darkness
You were just too scared

I could beat my brains out
I could beg you to try and see
But there ain't enough lies in this universe that could spin you back to me
I showed you the creature and of course you couldn't take anymore
I put you in the darkness and I shut that door

12. All Outta Nothin'

Bad bills and cherry bombs babe, are falling out of my head
I'm sitting before you. but I'm dead
You got something I want now honey, but it ain't what I need
Just show the doctor, let it bleed

I'm sick of my own shit, darlin', I can't take no more
Drag me out of my coma to the floor

I'm all outta nothing, there's nothing today
A burnt out magician with nothing to say

I've got my pick of the floppers, that's right
They're down at the store
But they ain't got a heartbeat
Give me more

I'm sick of the bullshit, baby
I won't take no more
Drag me out of my coma to the floor

I'm all outta nothing, there's nothing today
A burnt out magician with nothing to say
Who wants a miracle? Who wants to know?
I'm all outta nothing with nowhere to go

The storm's coming from miles away will be much different than yesterday
Call out, baby, and call out loud
Your head's too cool to get lost in the crowd

13. Watch Me Fade

[Bonus Track]

We're all sinking in our hearts now, people
100 screens upon the wall
A pretty cloud of confusion come to cover us all
You're a smoking hot mutation, baby
You nearly tanned yourself to death
The way you learn that worm just makes me lose my breath

Well pull me up and watch me fade
Your dirty mind is driving me insane
Those good old days ain't coming back again, oh no

So keep your eye upon the saucer, baby
Ignore the world as it bleeds
You've got your phone and your mirror, what else do you need?

Well pull me up and watch me fade
Your distorted lies just say the same old thing
My peace of mind ain't coming back again
While the hydra's head just started raping my brain
(While this hydra head keeps raping my brain)
(While the hydra's head going straight to my brain)

14. Fuzz Pig

[Bonus Track]

Now stick a pin in that old, fat sun
Bring the curtain down 'cross the sky
This man can chew on some bubblegum
And on that you can rely
She waits outside my little hole
I've been stuck there for a thousand years
There's no way through without paying her toll
And that's drowning in her hopeless tears

I guess that's the price for being nice
I got what I deserve

I'm in love
I'm in love

Midnight comes and I'm out of smokes
But the dance has just begun
That old raccoon is in the garbage can
And your girlfriend is as good as done

Yes, that's the way the taco folds
2 minus 1 is 1

I'm in love
I'm in love







MONSTER MAGNET LYRICS