MUCKY PUP LYRICS

1. U-Stink-But-I-Love-U

I hate the way you act
And I hate the way you smell
I hate the way you look girl
'Cause you just look like hell

You make me sick, way-o, way-o
You make me sick
You really stink girl
You make me sick, way-o, way-o
You make me sick
But I love you

I hate your polyester pant suits
And your greasy hair
And that stuff between your braces
And your hairy derriere

You make me sick, way-o, way-o
You make me sick
You really stink girl
You make me sick, way-o, way-o
You make me sick
But I love you

When I got you in my back seat
And I tried to make my move
I had to roll down all the windows
To keep my face from turning blue

You make me sick, way-o, way-o
You make me sick
You really stink girl
You make me sick, way-o, way-o
You make me sick
But I love you

2. Batman

Thought you were smart, you bought a whore.
Then came Batman through the door.
Instead of f*ckin that stupid slut,
you got 8 inches up your butt.
Batman!
Thought you were smart, you bought a whore.
Then came Batman through the door.
Instead of f*ckin that stupid slut,
you got 8 stitches up your butt.
Batman! Batman the Buttripper, use your butt like a can-opener,
Batman the Buttripper, use your butt like a can-opener, man.

3. Someday

Get out of the way you lazy bum
I've got work to do
It's six o'clock get up we're late
I'll slam you in the head
You do that again

Someday, all of this will be yours
Someday, all of this will be yours

I've busted my ass for 20 years
And this is the thanks that I get?
Club Med twice a year, a condo a new car

Someday, all of this will be yours
Someday, all of this will be yours

Get out of the way you lazy bum
I've got work to do
It's six o'clock get up we're late
I'll slam you in the head
You do that again

Someday, all of this will be yours
Someday, all of this will be yours
Someday, all of this will be yours
Someday, all of this will be yours
Someday

4. Homosexual

5. Reagan Knew

Why don't you stop lying
And just tell us the truth
Why don't you stop lying
And just tell us the truth
Why don't you stop lying
And just tell us the truth
Why don't you stop lying
And just tell us the truth

Reagan knew, Reagan knew
Ron told North just what to do
Our government lied
To hide the truth
Ron told Ollie
Well, shred the proof
Oliver North was set up
And all of Congress knew it
Yeah, Ollie North was set up
And guess who made him do it
Mr. President I know you knew
Do you think I'm as dumb as you
A word to the wise
Oh, what should we do
Take that shredder and
Throw Ronnie's ass through

Why don't you stop lying
And just tell us the truth
Why don't you stop lying
And just tell us the truth
Why don't you stop lying
And just tell us the truth
Why don't you stop lying
And just tell us the truth

6. Landscrapers

Oh my god, holy jeeper
What are you fuckin' nuts

It' so fuckin' early
What are you tryin' to do
I'll take those fuckin' hedge clippers
And cut your dick in two
It' so fuckin' early
What are you tryin' to do
I'll take those fuckin' hedge clippers
And cut your dick in two

Well hey bud, how'd you sleep?
I got waked up by them
Pesky landscrapers
Well hey bud, why don't you
Mow your own lawn

Oh my god, holy jeeper
What are you fuckin' nuts

It' so fuckin' early
What are you tryin' to do
I'll take those fuckin' hedge clippers
And cut your dick in two
It' so fuckin' early
What are you tryin' to do
I'll take those fuckin' hedge clippers
And cut your dick in two

Why am I, who am I to say
Why that I should be woke up this way
All the other kids sleep late
And say
Na na na na na na na na na

Oh my god, holy jeeper
What are you fuckin' nuts

7. Never Again

I'm closing up shop
This is my shop
And I'm locking my doors
They're my doors
Won't let you inside
On my side
I'm locking my doors
Once more

Never again will this happen to me
Never again I won't let it
Never again will this happen to me
Never again I won't let it

I'm closing up shop
This is my shop
And I'm locking my doors
They're my doors
Won't let you inside
On my side
I'm locking my doors
Once more

Never again will this happen to me
Never again I won't let it
Never again will this happen to me
Never again I won't let it

I'm closing up shop
And locking my doors
Won't let you inside no more
'Cause never again
Will this happen to me
Never again I won't let it

I'm closing up shop
This is my shop
And I'm locking my doors
They're my doors
Won't let you inside
On my side
I'm locking my doors
Once more

8. Death By Cholesterol

Death by cholesterol
Death by cholesterol

Eggs, bacon, Crisco, butter
These will make your heart stutter
Eggs, bacon, Crisco, butter
These will make your heart stutter

Just another fuckin' noise song
To fill up space
'Cause we're not creative enough
To write real songs

I'm John's heart
And if you don't stop
Soon I'm gonna die

9. P.T.L. (We Want Your Money)

I know there's people out there
And things just keep looking
Worse and worse for you
One step up
And three steps back
You're in a dead end
With no reverse

Well I'm here to tell you there's
Help, hope and happiness on the way
And we ask nothing of you
Well almost

We want your money, money, money
Money, money, money, money,money
Money, money, money, money,money
We want your money, money, money
Money, money, money, money,money
Money, money, money, money,money
We want your money, money, money
Money, money, money, money,money
Money, money, money, money,money
We want your money, money, money
Money, money, money, money,money
Money, money, money, money,money
We want it
We need it
We got it
We seen it

My dog needs a new dog house
Tammy's a firm believer in lucatism
No substitutions
Only your contributions

We want your money, money, money
Money, money, money, money,money
Money, money, money, money,money
We want your money, money, money
Money, money, money, money,money
Money, money, money, money,money
We want your money, money, money
Money, money, money, money,money
Money, money, money, money,money
We want your money, money, money
Money, money, money, money,money
Money, money, money, money,money

I've sinned against you my wife
I've sinned against you my lord
But more importantly
Where are my cue cards

Economic suicide
Well hell, if this is Christianity
I feel bad for God
Engulfing up our nation's pride
I guess they're just too dumb to realize
They want your money
If this is so called loyalty
I guess you're just as lame as they
But not me, not me, no not me

10. A Boy In A Man's World

Could you
You could never
Stop this world turning for the better
And can't you
Can't you see
That this world is run on tricks
Help up a sleeve

Could you
I say, could you see
Yourself going to war
In world war three

Just a boy, I'm not a man
I'm just a boy in a man's world

Would you
Would you believe
When the government says
Hey boy it's time to leave
Why can't you wake up today
And see there's nothing fun
About these games they play

Could you
I say, could you see
Yourself going to war
In world war three

Just a boy, I'm not a man
I'm just a boy in a man's world

Slow down
It's a nuclear meltdown
Just a boy, I'm not a man
I'm just a boy in a man's world

11. Little Pigs

In the beginning there was wolf
Then there was pig
Wolf was the natural enemy of pig
And this was good
And so our story begins

Little pigs, little pigs, let me in
Not by the hair of our chinny chin chin
Then I'll huff, and I'll puff
And I'll blow your house in

I am the big bad wolf
And there will be no badder
All the pigs is doing
Is just making me madder
Some A1 steak sauce
And some Saucy Susan
Will make them know the reason
They're losing their lives

Little pigs, little pigs, let me in
Not by the hair of our chinny chin chin
Then I'll huff, and I'll puff
And I'll blow your house in

Huffin' and puffin' and puffin' and huffin'
Huffin' keeps me thinkin' 'bout
Stove Top Stuffin'
I could wait for months
And I could wait for years
I could see myself chewin'
On those little pink ears

Little pigs, little pigs, let me in
Not by the hair of our chinny chin chin
Then I'll huff, and I'll puff
And I'll blow your house in

12. All's Cool

How can you be
Cryin' all the time
When you know
Things ain't so bad
Where we've not gone and
Where we've not been
Makin' it baby ain't judged
By the car you're in

All is cool on the western front
All is cool on the western front

Don't ever say you want
You never ever want
Don't ever say you want
To be open with me
You say you want to see
You're never gonna see
Until you close your eyes
And listen with me

All is cool on the western front
All is cool on the western front

13. Jam It

14. Whasky Wabbit

Shhh, be very very quiet
It's whiskey whabbit season you know

Dem bones, them bones
Dem whasky whabbit bones
Bones, bones
Dem whasky whabbit bones
Well who knows?
The whasky whabbit knows
And it shows
Just look at her nose
Dem bones, them bones
Dem whasky whabbit bones
Bones, bones
Dem whasky whabbit bones
Well who knows?
The whasky whabbit knows
And it shows
Just look at her nose

15. Big Freeze

Do you know hurt?
Really know
'Cause I see him when I wake
And he's waiting there for me
Crushing down, I'm freezing
Deeper in a hole everyday
'Cause the mountain's just too big
Through and through it's loud and hard
Through and through
Take no days off and no holidays
I've done my all
And come up against my final last wall
Can't you see in these eyes?
From the long long long winter
Of the big freeze
You felt it
Tell me you felt it
Tell me I'm not alone, please
Please I'm not alone
'Cause it's the big freeze
A different kind of cold
'Cause it's the big freeze
A different kind of cold







MUCKY PUP LYRICS