NANOWAR LYRICS

1. Intro - Nanowar, The True Metal

2. True Metal Of Steel

Yeah true metal of steel yeah yahoo!!!
Yeah the true metal wow yahoo!
yeah Nanowar true metal wow!!
yeah ehy steel yeah oh!!

This is the true metal of steel
This is the true metal of steel
This is the true metal of steel
This is the true metal of steel

Only heavy metal eh eh
Only heavy metal eh eh
Only heavy metal ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

This is the true metal of steel
This is the true metal of steel
This is the true metal of steel
This is the true metal of steel

3. Too True Metal To Be True

Our metallicity coefficent is too high to be measured
When we see a poser we make him taste the steelness of our dicks
Our iron anus is pressured so that we can shot shit
Everytime we see someone that listens to false metal

False metal fuck you
Poser fuck you

We have the right to say false metal go fuck you
As long as we are too true metal to be true

Our grandfather was like us, he fought for the truth
And for the true swing and the true twist and shout
So we keep his spirit on and we fight for the true metal
Even if his music can be considered at the maximum as wood

False metal fuck you
Poser fuck you

We have the right to say false metal go fuck you
As long as we are too true metal to be true

4. The True Forest Of The Only True Metal And The Other Heavy Minerals

In the forest of metal wow, of the warrior of the sword
World of the warrior

The forest of steel, of the steel, steel, steel, metal, iron, and all the heavy minerals,
In the forest of the minerals of metal we go to see the source of all metal
And to be more metal than you
We are more metal because we know where's the iron in the forest and the iron in the woods

We have the true heavy of the true metal of the steel of the warriors
And all of the warriors of the true heavy metal, of the true metal
And only we have the true heavy metal of the true heavy metal of the warriors of steel
Of the war of steel of sword

5. You Think It Is My Chastity Belt, But They Are My (True) Metal Underpants

I wear the metal underpants because
I am the metal valvassor in the kingdom of the true steel

You think I wear a chastity belt but you are a poser
And you don't understand that they are my metal underpants
Because I have an ass of steel

I have the dick of iron but it's not a prothesis
I have it because I am all made of steelmetal

You think I wear a chastity belt but you are a poser
And you don't understand that they are my metal underpants
Because I have an ass of steel

An ass of steel
An ass of steel
An ass of steel
An ass of steel
An ass of steel
An ass of steel

6. Magic Warriors Of True Metal (So Magic That We Laugh At Houdini)

We are the magic warriors of true metal and steel
Born to make this world full of steel and magic metal

We are more magical than a rabbit out of a magic hat
Because we eat milk with magic steel and heavy metal

We are so magic and powerful more magical and more powerful
Than a magic mix between Houdini and Mike Tyson

We are more magical than a rabbit out of a magic hat
Because we eat milk with magic steel and heavy metal

We are the magic warriors of true metal ahahahah Houdini!!

We are the magic warriors of true metal
We are the magic warriors of true metal
We are the magic warriors of true metal
We are the ultramagic warriors of heavy true metal

7. Our (True) Metal Is So Strong 'Cos Our Dick Is So Long

We are more true than true, forged by the gods of metal
To fight the battle, against poser synth-pop-metal

Our Metal is so strong 'cos ourdick is so long
Our Metal is so strong 'cos ourdick is so long

But your dick is short, summon the defenders of the true
With their mighty viagra-storm, so your dick will be long
And metal will be more strong!

Now we are together, an army of meat spikes
We march to the next battle
With more power than the fart of a Mammoth
But goddam we get some more viagra, to power our long dicks but the blood is running out
So the dick is now short

Our girls are gone with some gothic gay guy
His gay synth songs took away them all
Now we are all gay but Halford is with us
So we are still true!

Our Metal is so strong 'cos our dick is so long
Our Metal is so strong 'cos our dick is so long

8. Happy Birthday True Metal

[Instrumental]

9. (True) Metal Fart

Casually I had three tons of beans in the kitchen
And I ate them all without thinking of the terrible consequences
I could not avoid the meltdown of my ass
Some greeny-brownish dense gases spread all around

Our asses are bleeding steel
Some gases will burn and kill
Our asses do not resist
The gases spread like a mist

After a week appeared a rainbow of arbre magique
In the clouds of green shit that brought happiness and metal-joy

Our asses are bleeding steel
Some gases will burn and kill
Our asses do not resist
The gases spread like a mist

Fell the smell, metal fart, taste the smell, metal fart
Prooooooootttttttttt

10. Our True Metal Will Win

We are so true that
Many people swear on us
Rather than on the bible
We are true
Because we eat more spinaches
(Which contain much iron)

We fight the posers
Because they are not true
And Manowar
Because they play gay metal
With electro-funk influences

Our true metal will win
Our true metal will win
Our true metal will win
Our true metal will win

Yesterday we have seen a poser
He was so poser that
He wore a Manowar t-shirt
But we were more true than him
And so he died of cancer

Our true metal will win
Our true metal will win
Our true metal will win
Our true metal will win

11. Lung Of Steel (The Ballad Of True Metal)

We were a little invidious of Manowar's diseases
Who made them have a heart of steel
We wanted to be more true than them
So we chose to get lung-cancer
So a surgeon would remove our meat-lung
And replace it with one made of steel

The operation went all-right
And we were so excited to have such true-metal
New organ inside ourselves
So we took our metal tricycles
And we stayed about all night outside for party
At least till 11 o'clock

Manowar were born with a heart of steel
But we will die with a lung of true metal

We cannot swim or take a bath
If we go to the airport the gate rings
If we meet someone who has a bypass
Our lung goes down
If we switch off the amps (we must stop breathing because otherwise our lung would explode,
but finally we are super-true!!)

Manowar were born with a heart of steel
But we will die with a lung of true metal

12. Emerald Fork (Rhapsody Parody)

[Bonus Track]

I hate the big mac which tastes like rat
the double cheese burger which made me much fat
now I'm in the cesso to expell all this shit
la cacarell m'ha fritt le budell
che cazzo me so magnato?

In the toasts of MacDonald the meat was pure shit
no more meat of shit
and beef steaks for all!

I've made a green shit, my poor lonely ass
now looks like bin laden and smells like his cat
now inside the cesso I vomit myself
fuck you big mac, fuck you bin laden, I scorregg on you!!

For the food, for the cook, for the kitchen, for the apples with the worm inside
for the hunger the thirst, to eat the black pork
I will search for the emerald fork!

Only a black pork with ketchup inside
I don't want a pink pork with hairs on his ass
Yes, I am a racist with porks and big mac
I eat the pork, bin laden can't because he's a Muslim

13. Master Of Pizza (Metallica Parody)

[Bonus Track]

Born in Napoli
live in misery
thanks for living to camorra!
I live in a vulcano
I am napoletano
it's a life without a reason
State in serie B
siete il Napoli
state anche a falli'
andate in serie C

You don't pay the taxes!
You Must Pay the taxes
If you don't like the Pizza!
I will kill you!

Master! Iamme! Master of pizza iamme cumpà
c'a pummarola e nù babà
Master of pizza iamme cumpà
Torna a Surriento bell'e mammà
Master! Iamme! Torna a Surriento bell'e mammà

Iamme! Iamme! Vesuvio wash them with the fire
Iamme! Iamme! Iamme Marescià [x2]







NANOWAR LYRICS