PSYCHOSTICK LYRICS

1. Tuff Luv

[Spoken]
Girl...
You look so good to me tonight.
I fell that, well,
You make me all emotional and...
Emotional like...yeah...
Let me just
Blast you with some affection.

Girl!
I wanna hold your hand with you.
Girl!
I wanna put my mouth on you.
Girl!
I wanna be with you with you.
Girl!
I wanna do romance you.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, baby,
Do romance with you!

Girl!
You'll come play D and D with me.
Girl!
Come to the DMV with me.
Girl!
Come rub a fish all over me.
Girl!
I'll take a picture while you pee.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, baby,
Picture while you pee.
Whoah, woah, woah, honey,
Picture while you poo.

Making love in a car,
Making love behind the bar,
Making love at the mall,
Making love in a bathroom stall.

Girl!
I wanna take a walk with you.
Girl!
I wanna play X-Box with you.
Girl!
I wanna get on you with you.
Girl!
I wanna make some stew with you.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, baby,
Make some stew with you.
Whoah, woah, woah, honey,
Come make some stew with me!

Making love in a tree,
Making love on a boat,
Making love at the park,
Making love in a parking lot.

I wanna wrap you up like a bean burrito,
I wanna get you naked and watch...Speed...Two...(Cruise Control!)
You make me feel like a million waffles. (Waffles!)
You make me feel...really...good...

You know there ain't nothing like your muffins.
Yeah, I wanna take you on a beer run.
I wanna be like b-b-b-b-b-b on your boobies.
I wanna do you in the cornhole.

Oh, baby, I'd give anything
Just to kiss your-
VAGINA!!!!

Girl!
You made a casserole for me.
Girl!
I wanna watch TV with you.
Girl!
You go to check the mail with me.
Girl!
I'm stuck with you with me, with you.

2. Cockblock

Hey, you dickhole,
She was flirting with me.
Hey, you fuckface,
I just bought her a drink.

Here you swoop in while I'm taking a leak,
Ruining the evening.
She was the one that you wanted, douchebag, right?

I can't figure out,
If you're an overprotective brother
Or a friend of a friend's or,
Or a dumbass, bitterass father.

I really don't have time for this,
And now you stand in my way,
I got a feeling that you're here,
That you're here to stay.

One two, fuck you!

You're a cockblock,
Ruining my game.
You're a cockblock,
Pathetic and lame.

Hey, you dumb bitch,
Can't you leave us alone?
What's your problem,
Can't you throw me a bone?

Staring at me like I'm Satan himself,
Trying to steal her soul.
Go get a drink and take a break from fun patrol.

I can't figure out
If you're an overprotective sister
A jealous best friend,
(Or a lesbian wanting to kiss her?)

I really don't have time for this,
And now you stand in my way,
Can't take a hint and take a hike,
So you're here to stay.

One two, fuck you!

You're a cockblock,
Ruining my game.
You're a cockblock,
Pathetic and lame.

You're a cockblock,
That's what you do.
You're a cockblock,
Obstructing the poon.

[x2]
Don't you have something better to do?
(Go away and die in human pain.)

Congratulations!
You're an asshole!
I hope you're happy,
'Cause you're an asshole!
You ruined the whole night!
You're an asshole!
Why don't you go eat shit and die?
You're an asshole!

Cockblock! [x2]

3. iSong

(I wanna get an iPhone.) [x2]

I wanna get an iPhone app
That will help me out with remembering names.
I wanna get an iPhone app
That will get me a job making video games.

I want it,
I need it,
Go make it.
I want it,
I need it,
Where is it?

I wanna have an app
That calls in sick for me.
I want an app
That gives me iPhone apps for free.

My brain should be connected directly,
Downloading books and learning stuff while I sleep.

I wanna get an iPhone app
That Bill could be a steak,
Make it medium rare.
I wanna get an iPhone app
That will brush my teeth
While it's combing my hair.

I want it,
I need it,
Go make it.
I want it,
I need it,
Where is it?

I want an app
That will call and bail me out of jail.
I want an app
That fill find and bring hot chicks to nail.

When will they make an application
That makes peace between neighboring nations
While it's ending world hunger
At the same time it's finding a cure for cancer?

[Spoken]
Well, what are you waiting for?
Get on it.
What do you mean it's impossible?
Nothing's impossible!
I think somebody needs a little work on their attitude.

Why can't I get an iPhone app
That will live my life for me?
Why can't I get an app
That grants me immortality?

I want an app that will let me update Facebook.
(There is! Oh...)
I want an app that will let me check my email.
(It comes with the phone...)
I want an app that will tell Josh he should go to Hell.
(Dude, not cool.)
I want an app that will finish out the song for me
'Cause I'm outta here!

[Spoken]
Okay...bye!
Jerk.







PSYCHOSTICK LYRICS