SWASHBUCKLE LYRICS

1. Hoist The Mainsail

2. Scurvy Back

The parchment turns as the quest begins.
Brothers in arms with the blood of sin.
Minds ingrained upon the route, each and all our black hearts devout.
Hung or shot, stabbed or drowned.
These pleasures make our world go 'round.
From behind a veil of power and pride we sat, enthroned amongst the slain.
And with the candor of unsung songs we laughed at all our shameless gains.
The hell we raised upon the seas.
Cause of death and fear on the main.
Survived damnation and the tests of time.
Now we're back for blood again!
Tempted by a nameless prize, and splendid riches of unspeakable size.
The feeling that grows with each the passing tides.
To pilfer and plunder the guilt aside.
Back for the attack.
To bring scurvy back!
Your village, we'll ransack.
All the loot that we'll pack.
Always ready for the attack.
We're bringing scurvy back!
You'll have no time to flee.
There's only death at sea.
Fearing our attack.
We're bringing scurvy back!
Raising our ales tonight in honour of our fight.
Drink 'til we attack.
We're bringing scurvy back!
We'll thrash until we die!
'Til our ships burn to the sky!
Killing for the attack.
We're bringing scurvy back!

3. Back To The Noose

A major payoff we cannot afford.
We live only for the gold we hoard.
Hunted down by English lords.
Spending life at the end of a sword.
Live to loot, now die in yar boots!
Kill the brethren of the coast and to our corpses they shall roast.
The royal navy's on the loose,
Sail into hell and back to the noose!
There's no stopping 'til we're dead,
And these seas run bloody red.
The royal navy's on the loose,
Sail into hell and back to the noose!
Tell me why we grind death's gears,
Tending to treasures of yesteryears.
Are rubies and pearls,
Like falling stars,
Enough to warrant these endless scars?
Live to loot, now die in yar boots!
Kill the brethren of the coast and to our corpses they shall roast.
Back to the noose!
Nowhere to turn but back to the noose!
Tells us world, are you all scared?
You'd better fucking come prepared.
Choose a side, don't be afraid,
Draw the line that digs your grave, the floor is your, brave gallants, all.
Break the chains and heed the call.
The choice is yours, now no mistakes.
From here on out it's take, take, take!!!

4. Cloudy With A Chance Of Piracy

5. We Sunk Your Battleship

B5 hit or miss?!
Fire the cannon, let 'em rip!
Some extra powder to do the trick!
Exploding hull must make you sick!
Battleship,
Battleship
We sunk your battleship!
D3!
Hit or miss?!
Evade your fire and give the slip!
Only to put you in death's grip!
Watch you sink into the drip!,
Battleship,
Battleship
We sunk your Battle ship!
C4!
Hit or miss?!
You suck as pirates and you won't be missed!
Ye be left with no pot to piss!
A permanent vacation in the black abyss!
Battleship,
Battleship,
We sunk your Battleship!
E6!
Hit or miss?!
Your boat ablaze in mist!
To destroy your vessel is complete bliss!
It's our pleasure to sink you battleship!
Battleship,
Battleship,
We sunk sunk your Battleship!!

6. Rounds Of Rum

Mellifluous melodies and timely honored hymns,
Golden rounds of rum to fill us to the fuckin' brim.
Anticipated anthems one longs to yell aloud.
So chant the chorus loud and clear among the weary crowd...
Let fly the air of introversion and release the treasured tunes!
Decorous ditties and jeering jawns upon each moon!
Arias so exalting when hummed they make us proud.
So chant the chorus loud and clear among the weary crowd...
Rallying requiems so exquisite in design,
Nocturnes of our victories penned in endless rhyme
Sonorous sonatas that cast a sprightly shroud.
So chant the chorus loud and clear among the weary crowd...
Rounds of rum for all to drink, pints of booze surround!
Rounds for all to sink, down them by the pound!
Measures complimented by the drowning flow ale.
Refrains of every stirring song to wake the epic tale.
And when the final note is breathed and silence is allowed.
So chant the chorus loud and clear among the weary crowd...

7. Carnivalé Boat Ride

8. Rime Of The Haggard Mariner

9. Cruise Ship Terror

All aboard!

Swim for it.
We stole your shit.
Satchels thick.
Throats now slit.
No doubloons?
Leave them marooned.
Checks and charges?
What be this garbage?

Pearls and lace. Make no waste
Rum for taste. Loot with haste.

Party boat, party boat, party boat.
Vacation at the sea.
You've sailed uncharted waters.
Now you'll cease to be.
Party boat, party boat, party boat.
Nowhere near the land.
By the time they find you,
you'll have died by our hands.
CRUISE SHIP TERROR!

No survivors.
Set it afire.
A burning mast.
Now avast.
Our hull's full with valuables.
We'll sail away to loot more pay.

Take the woman.
Leave them frantic.
We are Swashbuckle.
We sunk the Titanic.

Party boat, party boat, party boat.
Vacation at the sea.
You've sailed uncharted waters.
Now you'll cease to be.
Party boat, party boat, party boat.
Nowhere near the land.
By the time they find you,
you'll have died by our hands.
CRUISE SHIP TERROR!

Yo ho! Yo ho! Yo ho! Yo ho!
Yo ho! Yo ho! Yo ho! Yo ho!
Yo ho! Yo ho! Yo ho! Yo ho!
Yo ho! Yo ho! Yo ho! Yo ho!

CRUISE SHIP TERROR!

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CRUISE SHIP TERROR!

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CRUISE SHIP TERROR!

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WE STOLE YOUR SHIT!

10. No Prey No Pay

A sea of goods just await to escape, into the hands of those who pillage and rape.
Throw the sails upon the wind and bury the treasure for the next of kin.
No prey,
No pay,
No gold today!
The pitiful ones we rob and raid are the renewable resource from witch we take pay.
If they didn't exist upon the sea, then our pirate lives would cease to be.
No pray,
No pay,
No gold today!
Could it be?
Can't you see?
This pirates life was meant to be!!!

11. La Leyenda

12. Splash-N-Thrash

The time hath come for you to take a dive, into shark infested waters, try to stay alive.
This be the only way for ye to join our crew, death or piracy, what will ye choose?
Brave the circling jaws of death to survive.
Kill the sea beasts, then yar cash flow will thrive.
Revered and feared among the oceans blue.
Sail and thrash, the pirates life for you!
Take a splash, it's time to thrash.
We steal all the cash.
Let's all splash while we thrash.
Stomp and mosh this piratical bash!
Cruise the seas with we the pirates thee.
Plundering inland, along the coast we be.
In it for the wenches and doubloons.
Our swords slash as we set fire to pontoons.
Take no prisoners, dead men tell no lies.
Black hearts race fast every chance we get to die.
So raise yar ales and sails, it's time to have some fun.
When you party with the pirates, the mayhem's never done.

13. The Grog Box

The taste of victory takes on it's hold.
Round 'n round the world of splendid gold.
A euphoric state, suspended bliss.
Blackened out of one's consciousness.
Grog box,
Grog box,
Grog box,
Ale in a wooden box.
From the tap, happiness comes pouring out,
From the drink we can't do without.
Rips the feeling from all our minds, and slowly halts the march of time.
Grog box,
Grog box,
Grog box, piracy on tab.
Pass the grog, pass the gin, we'll grin as we remove their skin.
Pass the grog, pass the gin, we'll grin as we indulge in sin.

14. The Tradewinds

15. Attack!!!

The enemy ships are within our sights.
War on high seas, prepare for blood tonight.
Fire the cannons to breach their hulls, we'll kill them and claim the gold, ATTACK!!
we attack in the night!
Scour the ships in search for treasure.
Thrashing and slashing, your death is our pleasure.
With blood on our swords and our ales raised to the sky, now you ships are are burned, our black flag flying high.

16. Peg-Leg Stomp

Chillin' on the ship, swabbin' the poopdeck.
Suddenly have the urge to thrash and wreak you neck.
Call up the cap'n, ask if you can rock.
The silly bildgerat yells now "Go pack the food stock!"
Feeling like the scurvy has really got you down.
Hoping for some meat now, even if it's ground.
With only chum in sight and no urge to chomp, gather 'round the crew, its time to fucking stomp!
Do the peg leg stomp!
Hook for a hand, a bit 'o wood for a leg.
And people wounder why pirates always tap the keg!
If you were missing limbs, you'd be pissed too.
So drink and mosh and drink and thrash, and then we run you through!
Feeling like that scurvy has really got you down.
Hoping for some metal, the fastest shred around!
With only sea in sight and this really itchy rash, gather 'round the crew, it's time to fucking thrash!

17. Whirlpit

Around and down 'n down Who it drowns you'll never know.
So thrash about this oceanic mosh, chug some rum and get really sloshed.
Stomp on if ye privy to explore.
Us pirates three will open the floor.
Pump yar hooks in this circular beast, for the centrifugal force will never cease.
The bigger it gets, the higher the deaths!
To Davy Jones' locker with no regrets!
Ye slammed the hardest and that's what counts, to conquer the whirlpit, be a king of the mount!
To smash through sun or cloud, our heavy metal shreds aloud!
Feel the urge for a moshing fit?
Can ye survive...
THE WHIRLPIT!!!

18. All Seemed Fine Until...

19. It Came From The Deep!

The foul stench of death looms in the air as we encroach on the uncharted seas.
Braving the maelstrom,
Poseidon displeased.
Waves of rain wash o're the deck as wind tear apart the towering sails.
Out of the water comes a beast from hell.
Sailing the seas, disturbing it's sleep.
Surface to slaughter.
Hell it's unleashed.
Total destruction, on the sea floor it creeps.
Awaiting the bloodbath,
IT CAME FROM THE DEEP!!
A race to survive this harbinger of death, maneuver through the deadly drink.
Tentacles thrashing, we've started to sink, crushing the bow with gargantuan weight.
Bludgeoning the crew with all too much haste,
To wet it's gullet, our blood it must taste!
With eyes like the size of massive moons it foresees or impending doom.
A world afire, seas dried like land.
Armageddon!
The end at hand!
Sailing the seas, disturbing it's sleep.
Swimming for vengeance, our deaths it shall reap
Upon the ocean's floor it steadily creeps, to reign hell on earth,
IT CAME FROM THE DEEP!
With the head of a shark and the body of a squid.
The colossus' attack came from beneath.
Blood on the deck and flesh in its teeth.
Abandon ship, for we cannot win!
Ruthless and vicious, to kill us with ease.
Bloodthirsty tyrant claims mankind a disease.
With eyes like the size of massive moons it foresees or impending doom.
A world afire, seas dried like land.
Armageddon!
The end at hand!
You pirates ruined my nap!
The world'll pay, because of your crap
I will feast upon this human race and bring devastation to this place!
This planet I will devour and make make this your final hour.
Eternity in these watery crypts, fear my name:
SHARKTOPUSCALYPSE!!!

20. Shipwrecked...

The vessel sank...
As the oceans bled...
The Swashbucklers...
Shipwrecked and dead?
The doombringer...
To crush the Earth...
The Apocalypse...
The Devil Birthed...
The oceans ruined...
Now blooded seas...
Who will save us?
The Pirates we need...

21. Sharkbait

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Swimming for you life, you cannot win the fight and now you're gonna die sharkbait!





SWASHBUCKLE LYRICS