THE LOCUST LYRICS

1. Moth-Eaten Deer Head

damn it jim, i'm not a magician. and actually not even a doctor. i'm not a fucking doctor. a cuckoo clock never gives the right time. we swim up stream for the cuckoo's dream. it's no surprise just how low some will go.

2. Brand New Set of Teeth

when wet behind the ears get on those bees knees. you can carry the torch that's never lit. because the ossified fuck grows those horse feathers. carry the torch that's never lit.

3. How to Build a Pessimistic Lie Detector

cracking skulls, tearing flesh. have another heart attack. send 'em in, send 'em in, why don't you try pushing all the goddamn buttons. maybe just one of them will suffice. go back to the golf course. if the shoe fits, fuck it. confidence minimally confirmed, the more unsuspecting conclusions occur. self model shoe-switching correlation may be dyslexic. folded and removed, all signs of any research. 2 + 2 not equal to 4, hours and hours of frequency tampering. not to mention variables, reconstructing codes of silence. when flies ate men, the procrastinating never started.

4. Nice Tranquil Thumb in Mouth

gee, how seemingly so tranquilized. pull the plug that anticipates being pulled. nice tranquil thumb in mouth. collision course with the worst. undeniably stripped bare past the capacity of catastrophic conditions. lick the porcelain where your semen lies. swallow your own sorry and choke on your pride. ahhh, yeah. a shit science, inevitable. spectacle, introspection, thumbed through to scrutinize.

5. Dog Without a Collar (Run Over Red Rover)

inbred jed, yea you might as well be dead. the removal of the screws that fasten the brain into the skull. well how about them hogs?

6. The Perils of Believing in Round Squares

reason and logic have been thrown out the window. a jesus fish won't save you (from a car crash). fanatic fits (will only) lead to a mental diaper rash. no matter how you look at it, worm food is worm food. reason and logic have been thrown out the window, the scoundrels just don't know it yet.

7. Normal Run of the Muck (Compensation for Conversation)

feed on the flies that feed on the food. making an 180 degree turn. social inadequance from incompetent fucks.

8. Stucco Obelisiks Labelled as Trees

out with the old. this is the new. the minor details have been overlooked. plastic people making plastic trees grow out of concrete, this landscape lacks intellectual quality. emergency.

9. Straight from the Horses Mouth

tighten the tie, lengthen the leg. suck on the shit, scramble the egg. shed that old skin for some feathers. as noses bleed, trumpets are trumpeting, noses are bleeding. triumphant cattle mutilations. that damn saint nick with chocolate-flavored razor blades.

10. An Extra Piece of Dead Meat

aim for the heart 'cause you've seen it on t.v., aim for the heart 'cause you've seen it in a movie. often given what is wanted. because blood only mixes with so many other chemicals. some of the specifics quickly affect the brain.

11. Twenty-three Full-Time Cowboys

you look older than you should. and that pretty face can go to hell. now you can own your own jim jones-style cult. sometimes werewolves look like little bunnies, and spawn plenty of others.

12. Backbones of Jack Asses

through with you present tongue. want to split the cost of bringing this to a head. there is always an open grave for you and your bullshit.

13. Fixed Companionship, Ghost Town Irrationality

tear the rabbit in half so the meat can eat. tenderized, sanctified. chalk the walk, kill the talk. your fallacious arguments spilling out of it's rear end 'til it's been bled bone dry and used as a token of good charm.

14. Skin Graft at Seventy-Five Miles an Hour

carpentry isn't overrated, but the human trash that builds larger examples of non-human garbage definitely run in the realm of expendability. suicide is not a vice, it's a virtue and should be regarded as such like lying and masturbation.

15. High-Maintenance Libido, Bring the Whole Family

undulating backfire. bedroom eyes, twenty/twenty. limping through the frivolous. scanning through the scandalous. face to face where do these things come from damn it? out of unsorted vicious impalement.

16. Well I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle

dad, sister is on fire. shut up and get the marshmallows. dad, i don't like little brother. shut up and eat what i give you. let's go. this damn dollar has got to get me two. dad i'm tired of running in circles. shut up or i'll nail your other foot to the floor.

17. Halfway to a Worthless Ideal Arrangement (An Interlude to a Discontinued Sarcastic Harmony Yea Whatever)

painstaking saga fits. downhill path looked over. wide range of discreet jokes. utopia is fine. glorious phase tailored nicely. regular ruin freshly disabled/fucked.

18. Kill Roger Hedgecock

most things go unnoticed with your eyes gouged out. they can only twist your arm so much.

19. Hairspray Suppository

illness is a problem, not a convenience. sometimes things are started and never finished. the stitch out of time never saves nine. diagnosed with a fucking illness. rome was never build in a day.

20. Cattle Mutilation

burnt out and left for dead. you can't break the broke. what goes around comes around. watch the fuck out. this is an abduction.





THE LOCUST LYRICS