TROLLFEST LYRICS

1. This Is Just The Intro

[Instrumental]

2. Professor Otto

Outside a cave entrance, Professor Otto is standing together with five other Trolls. The Professor has been commanded by Karve (chief executive of daily operations at K.A.O.S. Corp) to lead the group on a mission deep into the earth and fetch him an army. His first decision is to let the Sisters of Spelunking lead him, Jegermeister, ShetlandsPaul and IslandsHans on the way.

Otto, Professor Otto

Utenfor en hule stehen 6 spente troll.
Sie ist klar für eine underjordisk eventyr.
The mission ist ein plan som Mr. Karve has klekt ut.
Er will ha ein army.

Spelunking Sisters
Professor Otto
Spelunking Sisters
mit IslandHans und ShetlandsPaul

Mit dem an der eventyr ist JegerMeister auch Planens stroke of genius er sollen ofre alt.
Karve wollen haben eine almighty hær, eine grosse hær full av tiny Jegermeisters.
Otto er ekspedisjonens erste leder.
The Sisters of Spelunking hatte kart og kompass.
ShetlandsPaul og IslandsHans de bærerog de bærer.
Alle hatte stirnlampen.

Spelunking Sisters
Professor Otto
Spelunking Sisters
mit IslandHans und ShetlandsPaul

The Sisters of Spelunking leads them way into the cave.
Deeper and deeper they venture, far beneath our feet.
The pitch dark and warmth almost suffocates.
But onwards they go without question, the mission must succeed.

Spelunking Sisters
Professor Otto
Spelunking Sisters
mit IslandHans und ShetlandsPaul

Otto, Professor Otto
Otto han er klar for eventyr

3. Spelunking Sisters

As the name suggests the Sisters of Spelunking are very adept cave divers and they know the top levels of the caves of the earth like the back of their hand. Since the mission requires them to go a lot deeper than that though, the group decides to have a grand feast at the last tavern they will see for a long time.

Evig mye dypere vandrer alle trollene unter steine.
Viele dage hast passiert und trollene sind super lei av tunneler.
Trange hull og labyrint, stalagmitt og stalaktitt drypper.
Uten Spelunking Sisters hadde Otto gått seg vill i mørket.
IslandsHans og ShetlandsPaul kommer vraltende i tog helt bakerst.
JegerMeister tenkerr dypt på oppdraget han har fått av Karve.
Langt der unter føttene ligger målet for Karves plan.
In ein hall så stor som få sitter en her skerinne.

Trollene de går, trollene de hopper uti dype hull med sine skrotter.
Hengende i tau, henger de og dingler.
Sakte fires ned, ingelek for pingler Spelunking Sisters vet nok veien.

Spelunking into final water hole, Spelunking Sisters.
They eat they drink, spelunking all night ling, Spelunking Sisters.

Sisters of Spelunking will haben eine kaltes Trink und Essen.
Sie har ledet trollene zu ein underjordisk pub favoritt.
Søstrene er kjente her, de kennen bar bartenderen får fine pris.
Alles is så gutes nå, mengder alkohol skal alle få.

Trollene sitter, trollene hopper
hellen masse øl ned i sine skrotter
Hengende i lamper, fylle skavanker
Drit i morgendagens hodeskallebanker
Drink that bloody drink all cave divers

Heave a drink
Heave and sink

Spelunking into final water hole, Spelunking Sisters.
They eat they drink, spelunking all night ling, Spelunking Sisters.

4. Gigantic Cave

After the feast the trolls venture deeper and deeper through all sorts of tunnels, caves and cracks until all of a sudden they find themselves standing in a giant cave. The cave is so big it has a massive fungi jungle with strange lifeforms. The trolls wander about exploring the splendor.

Dagen nach hinter the timberman comes å banke hardt on skolten to samtlige troll in the cave expedition.
Despite seine feine hangover trollene keep on descending dypere og deepere und kommen plutselig inn i eine fantastisch massive hule.

Gigantic cave, gigantic cave, es ist eine jungel in the cave.
Some creepy looking bugs, some creep looking species here.

Trollene wander und wonder seg mens de spankuler omkring and explore the seemingly endeløse vastness of the cave.
Den hule ist so big it has a fullstendische økosystem filled mit everything von die kleineste small creature to superlarge grosse titans.

Gigantic cave, gigantic cave, es ist eine jungel in the cave.
Some creepy looking bugs, some creep looking species here.

Over alt man ser it's a fungi jungle.
The light comes from red lava and luminescent worms.

5. Steel Sarah

After several days of exploring the jungle, the spelunking sister Steel Sarah finally finds a hole that leads deeper into the earth. After calling for the others, she dives in and finds herself face to face with a huge snake! Unfazed she draws her sword and chops it into pieces. There are more snakes in the cave, but they soon suffer the same fate.

Camouflage Clair is a Spelunking Sister and so is Steel Sarah
Begge to utforske den wahnsinns grosse jungel fordi de leter etter hull.
Hull som leder dypt ned, deeper down into the earth they hope to find a vicious mom.
Steel Sarah hum roper, she has found a dypt mørkt hole that she wants to explore.

Steel Sarah rappellerer deeper into nye steder.
After viele høydemeter steht sie støtt i hullets bunn og freser.
In front of her lies a serpent bigger than a king's apartment.
Men Steel Sarah bare gliser, she draws her sword und rett ut friser.

Sword in hand she cuts that snake
Sword in hand she cleaves it into two
Sverd i hånd som drypper blod
Sverd i hånd som drypper slange blod

Right behind den døde ormen, kommer det en til slange.
Den er også veldig hissig, but no match for our sword missy.

Sword in hand she cuts that snake
Sword in hand she cleaves it into two
Sverd i hånd som drypper blod
Sverd i hånd som drypper slange blod

Steel Sarah, draws her sword, cleaves the snakes, warrior

Sword in hand she cuts that snake
Sword in hand she cleaves it into two
Sverd i hånd som drypper blod
Sverd i hånd som drypper slange blod

6. Trollachen

[Instrumental]

7. Hen Of Hades

After several more days of descending, the other Spelunking Sister, Camouflage Clair, suddenly appears to tell the trolls that there is a problem ahead. Not only is there a massive river to cross, but the only boat is guarded by a very angry looking hen. In a daring effort the trolls run for the boat and make it, except for ShetlandsPaul who is eaten by the hen.

Camouflage Clair stiger plutslich ut of thin air und informeren trollene.
Down the cave there is a river sie must cross but there is one catch, en høne kjører båten.

Grusom gross und arg hen, horrible Hades Hen

Trollene sniker seg towards the riverboat place und speider etter Hadeshøna.
Suddenly står den rett bak ShetlandsPaul og skriker.
ShetlandsPaul han freezes up in terror und er pinkeln, mens Hadeshøna hakker maten.
Hadeshøna gulpes down ShetlandsPaul in violent frenzy, yummy!

Hungry hostile høna, foul and evil fowl

Hen of Hades guards the river

The rest of the trolls løper alt sie kan mot båten mens Hadeshøna glefser i seg.
Uheldigvis ser høna hva som skjer und skriker.

With beak and claws, the hen comes rushng mot dem eyes ablazing, høna willen essen alle.
JegerMeister har fått nok og skyter vilt mot høna aber Hadeshøna finnen derning,

Trollene tar båten, legger utpå elven

Hen of Hades lost the river

Sakte over elven staker IslandsHans, er hat mer å bære uten ShetlandsPaul.
Hadeshøna stands still on the riverbank, boiling with white-hot rage Hadeshøna lets out one more

8. Reiten Mit Ein Fisch

Aimlessly sailing the river the trolls start to fish for something to eat, they catch a lot of them but suddenly Otto gets a bite from one that is way too big for the boat. He is about to throw out the line when Clair gets an idea and ties it to the boat instead. She then proceeds to throw bait towards the shore and so they ride the fish towards land.

Far out on the elv the trolls grow hungry and try to catch some fish for Essen.
Trollene hat intet agn, men fisken biter gang på gang og størrelsen ist sehr schver gross.
Sie denken geil und hale opp ein fisk som Otto spise cop.
Fisken den er kjempegod.
Sarah tar fram kniven sin und sie start to sløya

Med ett farer båten, skyter fart uten roing, it seems she hat hooken a gargantuan fish

"What was is das?" sagt Otto, er skjelven litt.
"Es ist nok ein stor super fish" sagy CamoClair.
Wir sollen lett få temmet den, anvende den.
Den kan dra oss inn, inn til land til en strand.
"Yes!" CamoClair sagt, "gibt du mich snøret ditt??"
"Hier, vær så god!" sagt IslandsHans.
Clair hat plans.
Mit seine hånd she ties a knot in the front, så tar hun agn og kaster det i retning lang

Ri på ein fisch, sie Reiten mit ein Fisch
Ri på ein fisch, she throws bait inn mot land
Ri på ein fisch, sie Reiten mit ein Fisch
Ri på ein fisch, they sail a boat with stil

Så plutselich blir snøret slapt ingen fart, trollene ser og lyser ned i dypet.
The beast they ride is coming up very fast, but CamoClair she verstehen was ist los.
Kjapt lager hun et lasso tau (und) stehen klar, så brytes vannoverflaten eksposivt opp.
Opp kommer to fisk den ene har den andre i munn, Clair sie ist klar und fange den som spise den andre

Splish splash so we sail the waves
Ri på ein fisch!

Stødig og støtt leder trølla åbborn hemmat.
Djupt under fjell er trølljævla på tru på bølgene.
Stødig og støtt, trølla ræser inn mot land.
Fisken dræg dom vannvægen.
Åbbor i plan i solnedgang

Litt etter litt ser trollene spor av land, sie kennen lukt av giørme und grus og sand.
Plutselich stikker ett hode opp ut av vann, fisken som dei har ridd viser frem skarpe tann

Ridd på ein Fisch, kutter rep i to med tann
Ridd på ein Fisch, den fisch tar fart mot båt
Ridd på ein Fisch, blir knust til kvist og ved
Ridd på ein Fisch, de flagrer vilt mot land

9. Fräulein Helluva

Finally, with firm ground under their feet they search along the shore for a cave leading further down. They find it and instantly feel a surge of dread as they enter it. Otto explains that they are very close to the goal, which is to mate JegerMeister with the biggest, baddest cave troll of them all, Helluva. JegerMeister takes the lead and sneaks around a corner to take a look.

Stå opp gå på weiter gehen nå ja keep on keeping on

Opp og ned langs stranda, the trolls are searching for the way.
Sie will enda lengre nedover, ned zu die huleher skerinne.
JegerMeister kennen at det lukter mistenkelig mannevondt and big.
Er snusen opp en hulegang und leder trollene an.
Gangen leder nedover und sie høren sie ist nær.
Noe stort ligger og grynter og ett brøl gir mor knær.

Fräulein Helluva, mannevond og svær
Fräulein Helluva, hun spiser troll som bær

JegerMeister feels his nerves are shaking, dette blir hans siste dans.
Nonetheless he will sacrifice it, han vil leve evig i legenden.

Sakte kryper trollene closer to the sound they heard.
JegerMeister be de andre ventem han vil være første troll som ser på.

Fräulein Helluva, mannevond og svær
Fräulein Helluva, hun spiser troll som bær

JegerMeister is sneaking, sakte føler han seg frem.
Er kan sehen eine åpning, carefully he has a little peek.

In the next cave there is a monster, she seems more than fortyfive feet tall.
The bodies of dead trolls are stuck in her teeth, in her hand rests an enormous club.
In a Great Hall she rules the day, surrounded by henchmen and servants.
Upon a throne she sits and commands them, they all cower in fear.

10. Kabaret

In a great hall the massive Helluva sits on a throne and picks her teeth while her minions feast around her, she is confused because she killed her waterboy and now there is no water to drink. All this thinking annoys her though so she beats a servant into a soup and drinks him instead.

Helluva steht undt denken an hvordan hun kan finne ney undersåtter som kan hente vann.
The last one that she had died in a freakish accident, sie setzen sich an er wenn er fragt "Wo ist deine fornuft?".
Jævelen han våget å insinuere frekt at hun var for stor for sin egen dør og aldri kunne dra vekk.
Den frekke faen foreslo å spise nibdre mat, she flattened him and ate him fikk han servert på ett fat

Goddamn und ficken skitt she is still pissed off!
Om hun kunne kill him again she would live it in her heart.
She will töten er o igjen in fact she found him tasty.
Hun grynter mens hun tenker fordi hun syns det er stress, when she can stick to hitting things da er hun i sitt ess.
Sie will töten alt og alle in fact she will eat everyone.

Rasende og sinna setter Helluva i et brøl, all denne tankevirsomhet nå skal hun lage søl.
With her club in her hand, she strikes out towards the nearest servant.
Slaget lander fint og flott på tjeneren sin topp, instant soup it makes of hi og Helluva slurper opp. Happy for some soup she briefly forgets to be angry.

11. La Grande Finale

Outside Helluva's hall Otto is brewing up a portion to help JegerMeister succeed. As soon as it is done, JegerMeister downs it and charges into the hall. The rest of the trolls follow close behind him and distract Helluva while Clair helps JegerMeister up on Helluva's back. Once there, JegerMeister attaches himself and merges into her skin.

Professor Otto står ved bålet, er brygger på ein troll love potion, den skal han gi til JegerMeister.
JegerMeister trenger den zu speed up all the fertilizing.

Et stykke fra Helluvas hall har trollene slått leir og made plans, Helluva skal få bli gravid nå.
JegerMeister skal bli far og uten tvil så dør han av det.

Nå drikker JegerMeister troll-love eliksiren, er ist klar zu sacrifice life.
Så tar han fart og løper straight towards Helluva, he has no remorse and no fear.

He has no remorse and no fear

Rett bak ham følger Sarah, CamoClair und Otto.
IslandsHans hat nicht zu gut fart.
Now entering the hall, they all split up and distract Helluva with all their power.

Distract Helluva with their power

Bang! Helluva eksplodere, trampe rundt i sinne, denge laus med klubba si.
Wow! Camouflage Claire sniker JegerMeister bak und opp på ryggen til Helluva.
Now the other trolls retreat; they have made the feat, it's up to JegerMeister.
So none gets to witness mating unlike anything, except a few deep-water fish.

We're talking about angler fish

Au! Helluva feels something itching on her lower back but she's far too fat to reach it.
Slow! JegerMeister's merging, melting into her skin, becoming a part of her.
Then the only thing left from JegerMeister is a huge sack of balls.
They remain there even dangling, pumping out his semen whenever she is good to spawn

Spawning out some little troll bastards.
Over the next few weeks, Helluva pumps out a fullblown horde.

Our dearest JegerMeister made life better for the trolls.
Out dearest JegerMeister gave his life for all the trolls.

Professor Otto står ved bålet, er underholde massevis av trollkids, noen klatre rundt på IslandHans.
Resten av dei lytter til hva professoren lærer dem.

Steel Sarah und Camouflage Clair patruljere hulene og henter trollunger, Helluva gir faen i det.
Hun ligger i hallen sin og spruter ut en masse trollbarn.

12. What A Good Idea

After several weeks, the children of JegerMeister and Helluva start emerging. The sisters wander the caves collecting them, and when they have enough for Karve's army they find a good idea for getting back to the surface. They use a big rock to block a lava tunnel going straight up, and as the pressure builds, they climb on top. When it finally shoots up, they go with it!

Endelich die trolle hatte viele trollekindern, nu brauchen sie ein veg zu overflaten.
Spelunking Sisters har en god idé.
Wir kan Reiter opp, what a good idea!

IslandsHans han sukker og han rister litt på hodet, wir hat keine hest und ich kan night bæren alle.
"Keine hest is needed!" sier CamoClair.
Virir en vulkan, what a good idea!

Ride vulkano ride

Otto ist begeistret und er sagen som så, wir brauchen eine store stein som wir kan stehen på.
Vi legger den på lava und climb up on top.
Trykket sprenger opp, what a good idea!

Ride the vulcano ride

Etter mange timer har de funnet lava sjakten, steinen legges på og snart begynner prakten.
Først en masse romling så et lite pip.
Steinen skyter fart, what a good idea!

Faster and faster the rock in shooting up, it will not be ling before they reach the fucking top.
Karve will be happy seeing all the kids.
Er will få ein hær, what a good idea!

13. Don Gnomo Vega

Jegermeister murió pero aquí
es un nuevo competidor.
Máscara negro, sombrero negro,
el troll es un maestro de esgrima.
Mantener la aldea libre de bandidos.
Los trolls lo celebran todos los días
con un trago de tequila.

El toma, el pelea, el bebé, él canta
Nuestro salvador!

Viva Don Gnomo Vega
Protector de la aldea.
Si, me gusta don Gnomo Vega
Viva Don Gnomo Vega
Protector de nuestra barrio querido.

Se enfrenta el peligro todos los días
con la espada en la mano.
Haciendo honor a su héroe, El Zorro.
Este héroe encapuchado nunca descansa.
Todos nosotros deberíamos celebrar con un trago de tequila.

El toma, el pelea, el bebé, él canta
Nuestro salvador!

Viva Don Gnomo Vega
Protector de la pueblo
Viva Don Gnomo Vega
Protector de la aldea

Se esconde en las sombras.
Listos para proteger.
Tenga cuidado, todos ustedes bandidos.
Don Gnomo Vega, derrotará a usted.

Viva Don, Viva Don, Viva Don, Viva Don,
Viva Don, Viva Don, Viva Don, Viva Don

14. Sputnik

Стил Сара и Отто пошли исследуя
В тоннеле они встретили старого тролля
Почему бы не сесть, сказал он
У меня есть рассказ о том, о другом

Слушайте, позвольте мне рассказать вам про спутник
Это был явно не пикник
Я помню, когда мы говорили с КАОС КОРП
Если взлетит достаточно высоко, он никогда не упадёт

В полёт мы пустили нового друга
Сдедить за нами с неба
Но здесь в безопасности мы
Сквозь горы спутник не увидит

Они добры и хороши
Сказал Отто, меня спутник не волнует
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TROLLFEST LYRICS